Crowd shot masthead ApologetiX Logo Keith Haynie plays bassBill Hubauer plays lead guitarJ. Jackson sings leadJimmy Vegas Tanner plays drums

Can I get a complete discography and track listing?

ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) has released 47 CDs, two EPs, three DVDs, two sets of rarities downloads, plus a number of recent downloads. Here's a complete discography, aside from the 12 Classics anthology CDs, which only include songs that are already released.

1. Tasty Plants - The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
2. Can We Drive Our Sins Too Far? - 25 or 6 to 4 - Chicago
3. God's Presence (Christ in Your Life) - Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) - Green Day
4. Child of God - Shining Star - Earth, Wind & Fire
5. Tried to Find Lots of Ways - Drivin' My Life Away - Eddie Rabbitt
6. Outnumbered - Down Under - Men at Work
7. Good King - Good Thing - Fine Young Cannibals
8. Speech Police - Dream Police - Cheap Trick
9. Sinning Will - Spinning Wheel - Blood, Sweat & Tears
10. Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger - Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
11. God's Child in the City - Hot Child in the City - Nick Gilder
12. Doubt Is Not Allowed - Shout It Out Loud - KISS
13. I Feel the Earth Proves - I Feel the Earth Move - Carole King

2. Cunning is the Devil - Runnin' with the Devil - Van Halen
3. There Are Wolves Among Us - Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon
4. Holy Land - Hold My Hand - Hootie & the Blowfish
5. HardLabor - Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin
6. Living Loving Faith - Living Loving Maid - Led Zeppelin
7. Doubter - Daughter - Pearl Jam
8. Blabbed Through the Phone - Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood & the Destroyers
9. God's Zealot - Godzilla - Blue Φyster Cult
10. The Bible Countdown - The Final Countdown - Europe
11. The Sound of Sirens - The Sound of Silence - Disturbed
12. Clothing Time - Closing Time - Semisonic
13. Bob Dylan - Godzilla - Blue Φyster Cult (Hidden Track)

QUILT - September '16
1. Bought by the Egyptians – Walk Like an Egyptian – The Bangles
2. Beggar's Feet – Baker Street – Gerry Rafferty
3. Lotsa Versions – Like a Virgin – Madonna
4. Nightmare Waiting – Right Here Waiting – Richard Marx
5. The Books God Made You're Mockin' – These Boots Are Made for Walkin' – Nancy Sinatra
6. Barak & Deborah – Abracadabra – Steve Miller Band
7. Killing My Suffering with His Son – Killing Me Softly with His Song – Roberta Flack
8. Easter – Easy – The Commodores
9. All You Gotta Do – All I Wanna Do – Sheryl Crow
10. Romantic Letter – The Letter – The Box Tops
11. Garden My Heart – Harden My Heart – Quarterflash
12. You've Got a Text – You've Got a Friend – James Taylor

1. Hosea – Josie – Steely Dan
2. It's Still Got the Joel You Need – It's Still Rock and Roll to Me – Billy Joel
3. Amos – Layla – Derek and the Dominos
4. Obed-Edom, Obadiah – Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da – The Beatles
5. Man on the Run – Band on the Run – Paul McCartney & Wings
6. Micah – Rock On – David Essex
7. What's in Nahum – What's Your Name – Lynyrd Skynyrd
8. Reading Habakkuk – Radioactive – The Firm
9. Cousin Zephaniah – Cuts Like a Knife – Bryan Adams
10. Haggai Led the Way – Baby, I Love Your Way – Peter Frampton
11. The Man They Call Zechariah – Magic Carpet Ride – Steppenwolf
12. Malachi – Abacab – Genesis

1. Cφstly Trόth – Dr. Feelgood – Mφtley Crόe
2. Try and Try Again – Flying High Again – Ozzy Osbourne
3. A Fool Can Sound Intelligent – Fooled Around and Fell in Love – Elvin Bishop
4. I Can't Escape – I Can't Explain – The Who
5. Lily-White Boy – Dirty White Boy – Foreigner
6. Jephthah You Needed – Just What I Needed – The Cars
7. Complain – Cocaine – Eric Clapton
8. Brash, Impulsive – Brass in Pocket – The Pretenders
9. Rose Up – Roller – April Wine
10. Manifold – Centerfold – The J. Geils Band
11. Hell is Warmer – L.A. Woman – The Doors
12. Schoolhouse (for Prophets) – School's Out – Alice Cooper

1. I Dealt with You - I Melt with You - Modern English
2. Could He Choose You - Goody Two Shoes - Adam Ant
3. Nicky - Mickey - Toni Basil
4. I Love Apostle Paul - I Love Rock 'n' Roll - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
5. Strange Cat, But ... - Stray Cat Strut - The Stray Cats
6. Christ's Wedding - White Wedding - Billy Idol
7. Keep on Loving Ruth - Keep on Loving You - REO Speedwagon
8. Iran (So Far Away) - I Ran (So Far Away) - A Flock of Seagulls
9. I Went in the Stream - Islands in the Stream - Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
10. Anteater - Maneater - Hall & Oates
11. Faithless Love - Tainted Love - Soft Cell
12. Separate Days (to Worship God) - Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) - Journey

PLAY NICE - August '15
1. He Spoke – The Stroke – Billy Squier
2. Act Selfless – Black Velvet – Alannah Myles
3. Desperate Queen – Dancing Queen - ABBA
4. Psalms Come True – Song Sung Blue – Neil Diamond
5. We Got the Feet – We Got the Beat – The Go-Go's
6. Sheba – She Bop – Cyndi Lauper
7. Tufftumbling – Tubthumping - Chumbawamba
8. Patients – Patience – Guns N' Roses
9. Drop Your Knife and Hurry, Man – Rock You Like a Hurricane – The Scorpions
10. Unfinished Job – Unskinny Bop - Poison
11. Talking Inner Peace – Talking in Your Sleep – The Romantics
12. To Be Rebuked – To Be with You – Mr. Big

1. Come on, Heal the Boy - Cum on Feel the Noize - Quiet Riot
2. God of Peace - Peaceful Easy Feeling - The Eagles
3. Stone Him Rough - Stone in Love - Journey
4. Jesus and Moses - Heat of the Moment - Asia
5. Sa-Maria - My Maria - Brooks & Dunn
6. Resist Him - Rhiannon - Fleetwood Mac
7. Let's End the Fight Together - Let's Spend the Night Together - The Rolling Stones
8. Addicted to Christ - Ticket to Ride - The Beatles
9. A Source with No Name - A Horse with No Name - America
10. Be Like David Was - Feel Like Makin' Love - Bad Company
11. Pharaoh-noid - Paranoid - Black Sabbath
12. Fight for Your Right to Parody - Fight for Your Right to Party - The Beastie Boys

1. Hosanna - Rosanna - Toto
2. One of These Guys* - One of These Nights - The Eagles
3. I'll Prepare for You** - I'll Be There for You - The Rembrandts
4. Although None Could Watch an Hour* - All Along the Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix
5. Last Night** - Last Kiss - Pearl Jam
6. Too Much Grime on My Hands – Too Much Time on My Hands - Styx
7. I Have to Die First** – Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
8. Too Wicked for Paradise* - Two Tickets to Paradise - Eddie Money
9. Cemetery Came Alive - Semi-Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind
10. Huge Slumber Party - Use Somebody - Kings of Leon
11. Magdalena* - Macarena - Los Del Rio
12. One Headline* - One Headlight - The Wallflowers
13. Emmaus* - Shambala - Three Dog Night
14. Scars* - Cars - Gary Numan
15. Didn't Just Die** - Live and Let Die - Paul McCartney & Wings
16. Died and Rose** - China Grove - The Doobie Brothers
17. You May Be Bright** - You May Be Right - Billy Joel
* Indicates song never before released on CD.
** Indicates newly recorded version of previously released song.

1. Servin' the Father - Surfin. Safari - The Beach Boys
2. Set Him Free - Let it Be - The Beatles
3. Another One Died for Us - Another One Bites the Dust - Queen
4. Bad Case of Leprosy - Bad Case of Lovin. You - Robert Palmer
5. Herman's Sermon - I'm Henry VIII, I Am - Herman's Hermits
6. Feelin' Stronger in the Faith - Feelin' Stronger Every Day - Chicago
7. Must Seem Silly - Mustang Sally - The Commitments
8. Seek Out God to Be Free - People Got to Be Free - The Rascals
9. Grinch Girl - Rich Girl - Hall & Oates
10. Hanukkah - Hot Stuff - Donna Summer
11. The Whole Darn Roof Leaks - Hold on Loosely - 38 Special
12. Offer Your Prayer - Scarborough Fair/Canticle - Simon & Garfunkel

APOPLECTIC - November '14
1. Come for Some - Cumbersome - Seven Mary Three
2. Proving My Religion - Losing My Religion - REM
3. God's Own Son - Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden
4. Aaronic - Ironic - Alanis Morissette
5. Better Than Exorcism - Good - Better Than Ezra
6. One More Wall - Wonderwall - Oasis
7. Bathwater - Backwater - The Meat Puppets
8. God Know You've Tried - Slide - The Goo Goo Dolls
9. This is from Paul - This is a Call - The Foo Fighters
10. Comeback - Comedown - Bush
11. One of Us Indeed - One of Us - Joan Osborne
12. Matching Punches - Bullet with Butterfly Wings - The Smashing Pumpkins
13. Under the Breath - Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers

LOADED 45s - September '14
1. Goodnews - Footloose - Kenny Loggins
2. Talk and I'll Walk - Crocodile Rock - Elton John
3. Fly Like Ezekiel - Fly Like an Eagle - Steve Miller
4. Hell Smells - Hells Bells - AC/DC
5. We're Not Goin' to Canaan - We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
6. Let's Redo the Music - Listen to the Music - The Doobie Brothers
7. You're So Plain - You're So Vain - Carly Simon
8. These Streams - These Dreams - Heart
9. Old Man - Soul Man - The Blues Brothers
10. Fearful - Vehicle - The Ides of March
11. Take Jude - Hey Jude - The Beatles
12. Hit 'em with Your Slingshot - Hit Me with Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar

1. Brush - Tush - ZZ Top
2. Cousin Zephaniah - Cuts Like a Knife - Bryan Adams
3. Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends - Sgt. Pepper - The Beatles
4. With Little Help from My Friends - With a Little Help from My Friends - The Beatles
5. Devil Fell - Rebel Yell - Billy Idol
6. Calling Dr. Luke - Calling Dr. Love - KISS
7. Rollin' in the Yeast - Reelin' in the Years - Steely Dan
8. I Want That Crown - I Won't Back Down - Tom Petty
9. Flirtin' with the Pastor - Flirtin' with Disaster - Molly Hatchet
10. Jezebel - Just a Girl - No Doubt
11. Some Sign from Above - Sunshine of Your Love - Cream
12. Communion Ain't Just Bread Now - Communication Breakdown - Led Zeppelin
13. Gimme Helper - Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones

1. Messiah (Desire by U2) - 1988
2. Virgin (Urgent by Foreigner) - 1981
3. Cut-Rate Hotel (Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis) - 1956
4. Child King (Wild Thing by Tone Loc) - 1988-89
5. Mary's Got a Son (Janie's Got a Gun by Aerosmith) - 1989
6. One Night in Bethlehem (One Night in Bangkok by Murray Head) - 1985
7. Christ in the Stable (Cat's in the Cradle by Harry Chapin) - 1974
8. Excuse Me, Pal, It's Christmastime (Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix) -1967
9. Nice Iced Pavement (Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice) - 1990
10. Wise Men Still (Can't Help Falling in Love by Elvis Presley) - 1962
11. We Didn't Start Messiah (We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel) - 1989

1. Gideon's Comin' (Gimme Some Lovin' - The Blues Brothers, Spencer Davis Group)
2. I Feel God (I Feel Good - James Brown)
3. Hold On, Christ's Comin' (Hold On, I'm Comin' - Sam & Dave)

CHURCHIGO II - August '13
1. It's You in Me (Just You 'n' Me - Chicago)
2. Sad Today in the Dark (Saturday in the Park - Chicago)

1. Barroom Hitz - Ballroom Blitz - The Sweet (1975)
2. Guard Your Candle - Hard to Handle - The Black Crowes (1990)
3. Lived the Day You Died - Love the Way You Lie - Eminem Featuring Rihanna (2010)
4. Do What David Did - Do Wah Diddy Diddy - Manfred Mann (1964)
5. God's Blood - Hot Blooded - Foreigner (1978)
6. For Just You - Forget You - Cee Lo Green (2010)
7. Weep Jeremiah - Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses (1988)
8. Special Stone - (I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone - The Monkees (1966)
9. Puffed-Up Cliques - Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People (2010)
10. Too Pregnant - Two Princes - Spin Doctors (1993)
11. You've Got Another King Comin' (You've Got Another Thing Comin' - Judas Priest (1982)
12. Gimme Pre Trib - Gimme Three Steps - Lynyrd Skynyrd (1973)
13. Lock - Walk - The Foo Fighters (2011)
14. Man on a Cross - Man in the Box - Alice in Chains (1991)
15. Cemetery Came Alive - Semi-Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind (1997)

20:20 VISION October '12
CD 1
1. Welcome
2. Weep Jeremiah (Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns N' Roses)
3. Circus Performers
4. Huge Slumber Party (Use Somebody by Kings of Leon)
5. Samuel Gets Selective
6. Jesse's Boy (Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield)
7. Stop Caring
8. Dancing with the Ark (Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen)
9. Kazoo Kommentary
10. Tenacious Todd's Tale
11. Judge (Jump by Van Halen)
12. Nothing to Sneeze At
13. Baa! We're Lambs (Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)
14. Search and You'll Get Saved (Surfin USA by The Beach Boys)
15. Stand-Up Guy
16. Found God (Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)
17. Hit a Low C
18. For Just You (Forget You by Cee Lo Green)
19. Equal Time for Esau
20. Sweet Oholibamah (Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
21. Marco Polo
22. Ain't That a Miracle (Pink Houses by John Cougar Mellencamp)
23. Need-to-Know Bassist
24. Lived the Day You Died (Love the Way You Lie by Eminem with Rihanna)
1. Thrilling Announcement
2. Keep Your Ham to Yourself (Keep Your Hands to Yourself by The Georgia Satellites)
3. Pilate Episode
4. Too Much Grime on My Hands (Too Much Time on My Hands by Styx)
5. You Could Be Famous
6. Monkeys for Uncles (Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)
7. All in the Family
8. Meshach (Love Shack by The B-52's)
9. Trials & Trios
10. Anniversary Medley (Various Songs by Various Artists)
11. Good News/Bad News
12. Want It Dead or Alive (Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi)
13. Paul's Lady Friend
14. Aquila (Aqualung by Jethro Tull)
15. Catch That Fever! (Cat Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent)

ORCHARD AVENUE July '12 (Download Only)
1. Ha-Bakk (Get Back by The Beatles)
2. Here Come the Sons (Here Comes the Sun by The Beatles)
3. Day Kippur (Day Tripper by The Beatles
4. Come to Father (Come Together by The Beatles)

WISE UP AND ROCK November '11
1. Working for the Weakened (Working for the Weekend by Loverboy)
2. Your Lunch (Your Love by The Outfield)
3. Keep Your Ham to Yourself (Keep Your Hands to Yourself by The Georgia Satellites)
4. Don't Stop Till Egypt (Don't Stop Believin' by Journey)
5. Judge! (Jump by Van Halen)
6. The Power Above (The Power of Love by Huey Lewis and the News)
7. Monkeys for Uncles (Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)
8. Too Much Grime on My Hands (Too Much Time on My Hands by Styx)
9. Hosanna (Rosanna by Toto)
10. Jesse's Boy (Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield)
11. Dancing With the Ark (Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen)
12. Fishin' on a Pier (Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi)
13. Mister Christian (Sister Christian by Night Ranger)
14. Dude (Would Like to Save Me) (Dude (Looks Like a Lady) by Aerosmith)
15. The Atheists (The Way it is by Bruce Hornsby and the Range)
16. Timeline (Limelight by Rush)
17. 80's Medley: Octagon But Not Forgotten
Read Acts (Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood)
Bartimaeus Eyes (Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes)
Sweet Dreams are Made of This (Sweet Dreams Are Made of This by Eurhythmics)
Psalm Passage at Night (Sunglasses at Night by Corey Hart)
Hundred Nineteenth Psalm (Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran)
One Thing Leads to the Father (One Thing Leads to Another by The Fixx)
They Blindly Speak of Science (She Blinded Me With Science by Thomas Dolby)
I Can't Grow From That (Nor Can You) (I Can't Go for That (No Can Do) by Hall & Oates)
James 1:3 (Take on Me by A-ha)
Wicked (Whip it by Devo)

SOUNDPROOF November '10
1. Lions ("Signs" by Five Man Electrical Band and Tesla)
2. Sin of the World ("Cinnamon Girl" by Neil Young)
3. I'm Cured ("I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz)
4. Did You Ever Ask Where Cain Got His Wife ("Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?" by The Lovin' Spoonful)
5. Second Glance ("Second Chance" by Shinedown)
6. Yer Maker ("D'yer Mak'er" by Led Zeppelin)
7. No One is Good But One ("Only the Good Die Young" by Billy Joel)
8. Gideon (Man of God) ("Bang a Gong (Get it On)" by T. Rex and The Power Station)
9. That Daughter ("Black Water" by The Doobie Brothers)
10. Trust Him ("Truckin'" by The Grateful Dead)
11. Huge Slumber Party ("Use Somebody" by Kings of Leon)
12. No Shepherd Tonight/New Other Nature ("No Sugar Tonight/New Mother Nature" by The Guess Who)
13. People Are Lazy ("People Are Crazy" by Billy Currington)
14. Ain't That a Miracle ("Pink Houses" by John Cougar Mellencamp)
15. Aquila ("Aqualung" by Jethro Tull)
16. Wish You Could Hear ("Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd)
17. Death ("Beth" by KISS)
18. It's All in God's Control ("It's Only Rock and Roll" by The Rolling Stones)

1. Strangest Folks ("Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent)
2. Very Wiser ("Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven)
3. Bible in Hand ("Travelin' Band" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
4. Rocky Start ("Rockstar" by Nickelback)
5. He Really Got Mad ("You Really Got Me" by The Kinks and Van Halen)
6. Smarten Up ("Start Me Up" by The Rolling Stones)
7. Amos ("Layla" by Eric Clapton)
8. Play Fair Delilah ("Hey There Delilah" by The Plain White T's)
9. Lost and Found ("Round and Round" by Ratt)
10. I Made the Team ("I'm Eighteen" by Alice Cooper)
11. Read Ephesians ("Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith)
12. Sabbath Day's Quite Alright for Nice Things ("Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" by Elton John)
13. Shoestring Tie-er ("Shooting Star" by Bad Company)
14. I Saw the Answer There ("I Saw Her Standing There" by The Beatles)
15. Life in the Last Days ("Life in the Fast Lane" by The Eagles)
16. Judgment Gets Passed ("Jumpin' Jack Flash" by The Rolling Stones)
17. The Boys Aren't Backin' Down ("The Boys Are Back in Town" by Thin Lizzy)
18. Catch That Fever ("Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent)

RECOVERY October '09
1. Keep Your Arms Steady ("Detroit Rock City" by KISS)
2. Hurry Home Wayward Son ("Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas)
3. We Will Walk Through ("We Will Rock You" by Queen)
4. We're More Than Champions ("We Are the Champions" by Queen)
5. Come Whale Away ("Come Sail Away" by Styx)
6. Enemy Lines ("Ebony Eyes" by Bob Welch)
7. Obadiah ("Hold the Line" by Toto)
8. Time for Me to Die ("Time for Me to Fly" by REO Speedwagon)
9. So Render (to Caesar) ("Surrender" by Cheap Trick)
10. Shovin', Crushin', Squeezin' ("Lovin',Touchin', Squeezin'" by Journey)
11. Not Some Old Fantasy ("Rock n' Roll Fantasy" by Bad Company)
12. Don't Bring Me Cows ("Don't Bring Me Down" by ELO)

1. Turning a Little Seasick ("Dirty Little Secret" by The All-American Rejects)
2. Land of Delusion ("Land of Confusion" by Genesis and Disturbed)
3. More Than a Healing ("More Than a Feeling" by Boston)
4. Stupid's Stronghold/Reckless in America ("Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America" by Gym Class Heroes)
5. Miss Martha ("Miss Murder" by AFI)
6. Iraq & Iran ("Jack & Diane" by John Cougar Mellencamp)
7. Transplants ("Dance, Dance" by Fall Out Boy)
8. The Tablecloth (Peter's Vision) ("Over My Head (Cable Car)" by The Fray)
9. Bethlehem's Boy ("My Best Friend's Girl" by The Cars)
10. Tip From an Angel ("Lips of an Angel" by Hinder)
11. Try Micah ("Drive My Car" by The Beatles)
12. Animals I Have Begun ("Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace)

CHOSEN ONES September '07

1. Born-Again Child (Parody of "Born to be Wild" by Steppenwolf)
2. Never Been to Spain (Yet) (Parody of "Never Been to Spain" by Three Dog Night)
3. Revelation (Parody of "Revolution" by the Beatles)
4. Search and You'll Get Saved (Parody of "Surfin' USA" by the Beach Boys)
5. Get a Bite (Parody of "Let it Ride" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive)
6. Hell! (Parody of "Help!" by the Beatles)
7. Hey Zaccheus (Parody of "Take it Easy" by the Eagles)
8. Can't Eat Enough (Parody of "Can't Get Enough" by Bad Company)
9. Kosmik (Parody of "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin)
10. Fly Away from Hell (Parody of "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC)
11. Two-Time Baby/Lord's House Blues (Parody of "Love Me Two Times/Roadhouse Blues" by the Doors)
12. Narrow Way to Heaven (Parody of "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin)

WORDPLAY December '06

1. Somebody Sold Me (Parody of Somebody Told Me by the Killers)
2. None Too Ladylike (Parody of 1985 by Bowling for Soup)
3. Jehovah (Parody of The Joker by the Steve Miller Band)
4. Save Your Voice (Quiet Down, Boy) (Parody of Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) by Big & Rich)
5. Boulevard of Both Extremes (Parody of Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day)
6. Heavenly Hill (Parody of Beverly Hills by Weezer)
7. Spread the Way (Parody of Drift Away by Uncle Kracker and Dobie Gray)
8. Rocky's Now My Name (Parody of Rocky Mountain Way by Joe Walsh)
9. Bone Digger (Parody of Gold Digger by Kanye West & Jamie Foxx)
10. Bad Dad (Parody of Bad Day by Daniel Powter)
11. Back in the New Testament (Parody of Back in the U.S.S.R. by the Beatles)
12. Jericho (You Too Zaccheus) (Parody of Vertigo by U2)
13. Superficial (Parody of Superstition by Stevie Wonder)
14. Humpty Dumpty Country Club (Parody of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk by Trace Adkins)
15. Swimmer (Parody of Slither by Velvet Revolver)
16. Here I Go (Against All I've Known) (Parody of Here I Go Again by Whitesnake)
17. Ephesians (Parody of the Reason by Hoobastank)
18. Won't Get Born Again (Parody of Won't Get Fooled Again by the Who)
19. Singled You Out (Parody of Figured You Out by Nickelback)
20. Want It Dead or Alive? (Parody of Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi)


1. We're in a Parody Band (We're an American Band by Grand Funk)
2. Tom Saw Ya (Tom Sawyer by Rush)
3. JC's Mom (Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne)
4. Choose Your Daddy (Who's Your Daddy by Toby Keith)
5. Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl (Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet)
6. All the Stalls Stink (All the Small Things by Blink 182)
7. It's Tough (This Love by Maroon 5)
8. Cheap Birds (Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
9. Look Yourself (Lose Yourself by Eminem)
10. Kick in the Wall (Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 by Pink Floyd)
11. Devil Went Down to Jordan (Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels)
12. Didn't Just Die (Live and Let Die by Paul McCartney & Wings)
13. Died & Rose (China Grove by the Doobie Brothers)
14. Life Restored (Last Resort by Papa Roach)
15. Yes Today (Yesterday by the Beatles)
16. I'm a Receiver (I'm a Believer by Smash Mouth)
17. Enter Samson (Enter Sandman by Metallica)
18. I Love Apostle Paul (I Love Rock n' Roll by Joan Jett & the Backhearts)
19. Story of a Squirrel ((Absolutely) Story of a Girl by Nine Days)
20. Smooth Grandmama (Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm)
21. Love & Kisses (Rock and Roll All Nite by KISS)

They've been asking us for years when we were going to come out with a "live" CD. Well, look out, because we've got a "live" one here! "ApologetiX Hits: The Road" is a celebration of our 2005 tour that saw us play 103 shows in 32 states.

1. We're in a Parody Band (We're an American Band by Grand Funk)
2. Tom Saw Ya (Tom Sawyer by Rush)
3. JC's Mom (Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne)
4. Choose Your Daddy (Who's Your Daddy by Toby Keith)
5. Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl (Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet)
6. All the Stalls Stink (All the Small Things by Blink 182)
7. It's Tough (This Love by Maroon 5)
8. Cheap Birds (Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
9. Look Yourself (Lose Yourself by Eminem)
10. Kick in the Wall (Another Brick in the Wall Pt.; 2 by Pink Floyd)
11. Devil Went Down to Jordan (Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band)
12. Didn't Just Die (Live and Let Die by Paul McCartney & Wings)
13. Died & Rose (China Grove by Doobie Brothers)
14. Yes Today (Yesterday by the Beatles)
15. I'm a Receiver (I'm a Believer by Smash Mouth)
16. Enter Samson (Enter Sandman by Metallica)
17. Story of a Squirrel ((Absolutely) Story of a Girl by Nine Days)
18. With a Harp David Writes (A Hard Day's Night by the Beatles)
19. Walk on the Water (Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple)
20. Found God (Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

"Apol-acoustiX" features 12 acoustic parodies

1. Talk About the Lord (Rock Around the Clock by Bill Haley & His Comets)
2. Don't Be Fooled (Don't Be Cruel by Elvis Presley)
3. The Sounds of Silas (The Sounds of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel)
4. We're Not Gonna Drown (When I Come Around by Green Day)
5. Mediterranean Wholebook News (Subterranean Homesick Blues by Bob Dylan)
6. Scripture (Picture by Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow)
7. Last Rain the Clouds Spill (Last Train to Clarksville by the Monkees)
8. Eight Ways to Be (Eight Days a Week by the Beatles)
9. More Than Works (More Than Words by Extreme)
10. The Trinity (Thank You by Led Zeppelin)
11. Two-Time Baby/Lord's House News (Love Me Two Times/Roadhouse Blues by the Doors)
12. Yes Today (Yesterday by the Beatles)


"Downer of a Sister" is a parody of System of a Down's alternative hit "Chop Suey" and tells the biblical story (Genesis 29:15-30) of how Jacob came to be married to two wives, Rachel and Leah, as a result of his Uncle Laban's deception. The video brings that story to life, using an unconventional mix of Biblical costumes, modern rock music and old-fashioned humor.


40 songs (on 2 CDs), including 18 tracks previously unavailable in stores (7 brand new tracks, 7 new "live" versions, and 4 songs from our limited-edition Christmas CD) plus 22 remastered classics from "Radical History Tour" through "Adam Up"

1. Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl? - Are You Gonna Be My Girl (Jet)
2. JC's Mom - Stacy's Mom (Fountains of Wayne)
3. The Voice of Sodom - The Boys Of Summer (The Ataris and Don Henley)
4. It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) - This Love (Maroon 5)
5. Welcome to the Judges - Welcome to the Jungle (Guns n' Roses)
6. Back Intact - Back in Black (AC/DC)
7. Good News Bookie (Live) - Boot Scootin' Boogie (Brooks & Dunn)
8. Hotel Can't Afford Ya 2004 - Hotel California (Eagles)
9. Micah No. 5 - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of ... ) (Lou Bega)
10. December 5 or 6 B.C. - December 1963 (Oh What a Night) (Four Seasons)
11. Santa Claus - Panama (Van Halen)
12. It's Not Eden - Superman (It's Not Easy) (Five for Fighting)
13. Meshach - Love Shack (B-52's)
14. Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless - Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous (Good Charlotte)
15. Wherever You Will Sow (Live) - Wherever You Will Go (The Calling)
16. The Devil Went Down to Jordan - The Devil Went Down to Georgia (Charlie Daniels)
17. Corinthians - In the End (Linkin Park)
18. Baa! We're Lambs - Barbara Ann (The Beach Boys and The Regents)
19. Smooth Grandmama (Live) - Smooth Criminal (Alien Ant Farm and Michael Jackson)
20. Life Restored - Last Resort (Papa Roach)
21. Bethlehemian Rhapsody - Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)
22. The Real Sin Savior - The Real Slim Shady (Eminem)
23. Story of a Squirrel - Absolutely (Story of a Girl) (Nine Days)
24. I Love Apostle Paul (Live) - I Love Rock 'n Roll (Joan Jett & the Blackhearts)
25. Pray Now (Lost Art) - All Star (Smash Mouth)
26. Livin' What Jesus Spoke of - Livin' La Vida Loca (Ricky Martin)
27. Learn Some Deuteronomy (Live) - Pour Some Sugar on Me (Def Leppard)
28. Choirboy - Cowboy (Kid Rock)
29. Jail Got Rocked - Jailhouse Rock (Elvis Presley)
30. One Way - One Week (Barenaked Ladies)
31. Enter Samson - Enter Sandman (Metallica)
32. Kick in the Wall - Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 (Pink Floyd)
33. Put You Down in My Will - Push (Matchbox 20)
34. Walk His Way (Live) - Walk This Way (Aerosmith)
35. Narrow Way to Heaven - Stairway to Heaven (Led Zeppelin)
36. Love & Kisses (Live) - Rock and Roll All Nite (KISS)
37. Naomi Gonna Be With Ruth - Only Wanna Be With You (Hootie & the Blowfish)
38. People - Pepper (Buttonhole Surfers)
39. Bad Dude Risin' - Bad Moon Risin' (Creedence Clearwater Revival)
40. Jacob's Name Is Israel (Live) - Takin' Care of Business (Bachman-Turner Overdrive)

ADAM UP December 2003

1. We're in a Parody Band ("We're an American Band" by Grand Funk Railroad)
2. Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless ("Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous by Good
3. Boy Tell the World ("Joy to the World" by Three Dog Night)
4. Choose Your Daddy ("Who's Your Daddy?" by Toby Keith)
5. Meshach ("Love Shack" by the B-52's)
6. I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) ("I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by the Proclaimers)
7. Get Found Tonight ("Get Down Tonight" by K.C. & the Sunshine Band)
8. Look Yourself ("Lose Yourself" by Eminem)
9. Should I Pray or Should I Go ("Should I Stay or Should I Go" by the Clash)
10. The Spittle ("The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World)
11. Sweet Oholibamah ("Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
12. It's Not Eden ("Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five For Fighting)
13. Listening After Midnight ("Living After Midnight" by Judas Priest)
14. Psum 14 ("Fat Lip" by Sum 41)
15. The Word ("Grease" by Frankie Valli)
16. Wherever You Will Sow ("Wherever You Will Go" by the Calling)
17. Wake Up Talitha Cumi ("Wake Up Little Susie" by the Everly Brothers)
18. Guide the Way ("By the Way" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers)
19. Little-Read Bible Book ("Li'l Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham & the
20. Downer of a Sister ("Chop Suey" by System of a Down)
21. Lazy Brain ("Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne)
22. Called My Wife ("All My Life" by the Foo Fighters)


1. Corinthians ("In the End" by Linkin Park)
2. Cornelius ("Cecilia" by Simon & Garfunkel)
3. I'm a Receiver ("I'm a Believer" by the Monkees and Smash Mouth)
4. YHWH ("YMCA" by the Village People)
5. Smooth Grandmama ("Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm and Michael Jackson)
6. Devil Went Down to Jordan ("Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels)
7. Drop of Lucifer ("Drops of Jupiter" by Train)
8. Born Above ("Born to Run" by Bruce Springsteen)
9. Follow Me ("Follow Me" by Uncle Kracker)
10. Don't Fear the People ("(Don't Fear) the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult)
11. Lemonade ("Renegade" by Styx)
12. How You Rewind Me ("How You Remind Me" by Nickelback)
13. Regeneration ("My Generation" by the Who)
14. Love the Jews ("Love Me Do" by the Beatles)
15. Good Guys Bad Guys ("Good Times Bad Times" by Led Zeppelin)
16. Flurry ("Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd)
17. Tom Saw Ya ("Tom Sawyer" by Rush)
18. Sufferin' Just Finished ("Suffragette City" by David Bowie)
19. Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit ("Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana)
20. Baa! We're Lambs ("Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys and the Regents)

Note: This EP/CD is now out of print. The songs on it can now be found on "New & Used Hits" and "Keep the Change" CDs.

1. Micah No. 5 ("Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega)
2. Late December 5 or 6 B.C. ("December 1963" by the Four Seasons)
3. Santa Claus ("Panama" by Van Halen)
4. Hotel Can't Afford Ya 2002 ("Hotel California" by the Eagles)
5. Manger ("Angel" by Shaggy with Rayvon)
6. Christmasnite ("Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down)


Story of a Squirrel ("Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" by Nine Days)
Monkey Scheme ("Theme from 'The Monkees'" by the Monkees)
Christmasnite ("Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down)
Bethlehemian Rhapsody ("Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen)
Stay in the Light ("Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees)
Old Time Romans Road ("Old Time Rock & Roll" Bob Seger)
The Real Sin Savior ("The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem)
Babylona ("My Sharona" by the Knack)
Daniel ("Daniel" by Elton John)
All the Stalls Stink ("All the Small Things" by Blink 182)
Cheap Birds ("Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
Mama Told Me (What's to Come) ("Mama Told Me (Not to Come) by Three Dog
Manger ("Angel" by Shaggy with Rayvon)
Be Bold Jeremiah ("Jet Airliner" by the Steve Miller Band)
Ballad of Jesus and Yahweh ("The Ballad of John and Yoko" by the Beatles)
Rock and Roots ("Rock and Roll" by Led Zeppelin)
Simp Liztik ("Nookie" by Limp Bizkit)
You Booked Me All Along ("You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC)
Life Restored ("Last Resort" by Papa Roach)


Play That Funny Music ("Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry)
Fishin' On a Pier ("Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi)
Pray Now ("All Star" by Smash Mouth)
El-ijah ("Elvira" by the Oak Ridge Boys)
Sin Can Be Resistible ("Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer)
Trooth ("Smooth" by Santana Featuring Rob Thomas)
La Bible ("La Bamba" by Ritchie Valens and Los Lobos)
I Want in That Place ("I Want it That Way" by the Backstreet Boys
Crowd of Foreign Girls ("California Girls" by the Beach Boys and David Lee
Choirboy ("Cowboy" by Kid Rock)
Every Crown Has Its Thorns ("Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison)
Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of ("Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin)
I Love Apostle Paul ("I Love Rock 'n' Roll" by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts)
Jonah, Jonah ("Mony, Mony" by Billy Idol and Tommy James & the Shondells)
Learn Some Deuteronomy ("Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard)
Last Night ("Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam and J. Frank Wilson & the Cavaliers)
Once Livin' Twice Died ("Once Bitten Twice Shy" by Great White)
Rock This Tower ("Rock This Town" by the Stray Cats)
Genny 22 ("867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone)


One Way ("One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies)
Twins Came Out ("Twist and Shout" by the Beatles)
Every Step to Take ("Every Breath You Take" by the Police)
969 ("Summer of '69" by Bryan Adams)
Second Timothy ("Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground)
You Ain't Been Nothing Yet ("You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by B.T.O.)
Donkey Talked With Him ("Honky Tonk Women" by the Rolling Stones)
Ronomy ("Runaway" by Del Shannon)
Credence Thru Deepwater Survival ("Proud Mary" by CCR)
Lawful Woman in a Bad Place ("Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" by the
Kick in the Wall ("Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2" by Pink Floyd)
Fast Paul ("The Way" by Fastball)
Jail Got Rocked ("Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley)
Put You Down in My Will ("Push" by matchbox 20)
Crazy Little King God Loves ("Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen)
Dancing Dave ("Dancing Days" by Led Zeppelin)
Smart Blest Man ("Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top)
Revelation Man ("Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers)
Armageddon Valley Someday ("Pleasant Valley Sunday" by the Monkees)
Droppin' on the Sun ("Walkin' on the Sun" by Smash Mouth)
Bends to Low Places ("Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks)
Enter Samson ("Enter Sandman" by Metallica)


Hotel Can't Afford Ya ("Hotel California" by the Eagles)
Go Right Now ("All Right Now" by Free)
Apostle Me ("Rock n' Me" by Steve Miller Band)
Jesus ("Venus" by the Shocking Blue and Bananarama)
Temple Physician ("Pinball Wizard" by the Who and Elton John)
Love & Kisses ("Rock and Roll All Night" by Kiss)
Parable Guy ("American Pie" by Don McLean)
I'll Prepare For You ("I'll Be There for You" by the Rembrandts)
I Have to Die First ("Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor)
Didn't Just Die ("Live and Let Die" by Paul McCartney)
Died and Rose ("China Grove" by the Doobie Brothers)
L.S.F. ("Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles and Elton John)
Spirit Inside ("Spirit in the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum)
Walk His Way ("Walk This Way" by Aerosmith)
You May Be Bright ("You May Be Right" by Billy Joel )
John 1:1 ("Fun, Fun, Fun" by the Beach Boys)
Narrow Way to Heaven ("Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin)
Fakey Shaky Parts ("Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus)


Come Out and Pray ("Come Out and Play" by the Offspring)
All ApologetiX ("All Apologies" by Nirvana)
Naomi Gonna Be With Ruth ("Only Wanna Be With You" by Hootie & the
Shepherd's Paradise ("Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)
Counting Blessings ("Counting Blue Cars" by Dishwalla)
Plump ("Lump" by the Presidents of the USA)
Letterman ("Better Man" by Pearl Jam)
People ("Pepper" by the Buttonhole Surfers)
Big Deal ("Big Me" by Foo Fighters)
Little Sins ("Little Things" by Bush)
Stupid World ("Stupid Girl" by Garbage)
A Lie ("Alive" by Pearl Jam)
Preachers ("Peaches" by the Presidents of the USA)
Who's There? ("Loser" by Beck)
Heaven Isn't Like That ("Shine" by Collective Soul)
No Chain ("No Rain" by Blind Melon)
Young As You Are ("Come As You Are" by Nirvana)
Casket Place ("Basket Case" by Green Day)
Lightning Flashes ("Lightning Crashes" by Live)
InYerFace Love Song ("Interstate Love Song" by Stone Temple Pilots)
You Gotta Go ("You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette)


Bethlehemian Rhapsody ("Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen)
Isaac Man ("Ice Cream Man" by Van Halen)
Jacob's Name is Israel ("Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman-Turner
Judgment Gets Passed ("Jumpin' Jack Flash" by the Rolling Stones)
(Check Out) the Book ("The Look" by Roxette)
Yer Maker ("D'yer Maker" by Led Zeppelin)
I Know a Riddle ("I Know a Little" by Lynard Skynard)
I've Got Elijah Fightin' Baal (I've Got a Tiger By the Tail" by Buck Owens)
Not Logs Lincoln ("Hot Rod Lincoln" by Commander Cody & His Lost Planet
Read Ephesians ("Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith)
Lazzie Lay ("Maggie Mae" by Rod Stewart)
Catch That Fever! ("Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent)
Triune Godhead ("Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones)
Ignorant Song ("Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin)
E.Z.Kiel ("Suzi Q" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Virgin ("Urgent" by Foreigner)
The Sounds of Silas ("The Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel)
Bad Dude Risin' ("Bad Moon Risin'" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Life in the Last Days ("Life in the Fast Lane" by the Eagles)
Midnight Hour, Pt. 2 ("In the Midnight Hour" by Wilson Pickett)

ISN'T WASN'T AIN'T July '93 (10th Anniversary CD released in April 2005)

Isn't Wasn't Ain't ("Livin' Lovin' Maid" by Led Zeppelin)
David and Goliath ("Paperback Writer" by the Beatles)
Lions ("Signs" by Five Man Electrical Band and Tesla)
Patients ("Patience" by Guns n' Roses)
Help Me, Rhoda ("Help Me, Rhonda" by the Beach Boys)
That Daughter ("Black Water" by the Doobie Brothers)
Little Esther ("Little Sister" by Elvis Presley)
Don't Try ("Don't Cry" by Guns n' Roses)
I Found the Answer There ("I Saw Her Standing There" by the Beatles)
Be Like David Was ("Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company)
Ain't That a Miracle ("Pink Houses" by John Cougar Mellencamp)
Faith Pt. 2 ("Faith" by George Michael)
Christians Doin' Music ("Listen to the Music" by the Doobie Brothers)
What is and Will Forever Be ("What is What Should Never Be" by Led Zeppelin)
Matthew 9 ("I Feel Fine" by the Beatles)
He Really Got Mad ("You Really Got Me" by the Kinks and Van Halen)
Love Ain't Nothin' ("Long Train Running" by the Doobie Brothers)
Verynice City ("Paradise City" by Guns n' Roses)
God I Like About You ("What I Like About You" by the Romantics)
Mrs. Protestant ("Mrs. Robinson" by Simon & Garfunkel)

DOWNLOADS (from '92-96 - released in August 2008)

In August 2007, we released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. These tracks live up to their name; they're rare, but not well done. That's why we put them out as online downloads only and not on CD. They are primitive recordings (some live and some studio) from our formative years and are only for ApologetiX fans who already have the CDs.

RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 1

Born-Again Child ("Born to Be Wild" by Steppenwolf)
Even Though ("Even Flow" by Pearl Jam)
Holy Land ("Hold My Hand" by Hootie & the Blowfish)
Hey Zaccheus ("Take It Easy" by the Eagles)
Already Goin' ("Already Gone" by the Eagles)
Nain ("Name" by the Goo Goo Dolls)
No Existence ("No Excuses" by Alice in Chains)
Proving My Religion ("Losing My Religion" by REM)
Under the Breath ("Under the Bridge" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers)
God's Own Son ("Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden)
Wrongview ("Longview" by Green Day)
Back in a Hurry ("Backwater" by Meat Puppets)
Telling the Drama ("Selling the Drama" by Live)
Here Come the Sons ("Here Comes the Sun" by the Beatles)
Day Kippur ("Day Tripper" by the Beatles)
Sheba Woman ("She's a Woman" by the Beatles)
Obed-Edom Obadiah ("Ob-la-di Ob-la-da" by the Beatles)
Mishael ("Michelle" by the Beatles)
Come to Father ("Come Together" by the Beatles)
Addicted to Christ ("Ticket to Ride" by the Beatles)

RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 2

A Day in the Loaf ("A Day in the Life" by the Beatles)
Can't Buy Free Love ("Can't Buy Me Love" by the Beatles)
All My Letters ("All My Lovin'" by the Beatles)
Saint Jude ("Hey Jude" by the Beatles)
Revelation ("Revolution" by the Beatles)
Hell! ("Help!" by the Beatles)
Maybe Madonna ("Lady Madonna" by the Beatles)
Psalms Come True ("Song Sung Blue" by Neil Diamond)
Shoestring Tie-er ("Shooting Star" by Bad Company)
Rocky Day Woman #8:3-15 ("Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" by Bob Dylan)
Enter Samson '94 ("Enter Sandman" by Metallica)
Trust in the Lord ("Joy to the World" by Three Dog Night)
How You Rewind Me - Single Version ("How You Remind Me" by Nickelback)
I Wanna Read the Bible ("I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones)
The New Testament in Living Color ("Kodachrome" by Paul Simon)
A.D. 1992/Rockin' the Paradise Club ("A.D. 1928/Rockin' the Paradise" by Styx)
Not Named Job ("Old Time Rock and Roll" by Bob Seger)
Sabbath Day That's Alright for Righting ("Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" by Elton John)
The Second Half of Acts ("Your Mama Don't Dance" by Loggins & Messina and Poison)
Upper Room ("White Room" by Cream)