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2016
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The 12 Songs

1. Bought by the Egyptians
Parody of "Walk Like an Egyptian" by The Bangles
Lyrics

2. Beggar’s Feet
Parody of "Baker Street" by Gerry Rafferty
Lyrics

3. Lotsa Versions
Parody of "Like a Virgin" by Madonna
Lyrics

4. Nightmare Waiting
Parody of "Right Here Waiting" by Richard Marx
Lyrics

5. The Books God Made You’re Mockin’
Parody of "These Boots Are Made for Walkin’" by Nancy Sinatra
Lyrics

6. Barak & Deborah
Parody of "Abracadabra" by Steve Miller Band
Lyrics

7. Killing My Suffering with His Son
Parody of "Killing Me Softly with His Song" by Roberta Flack
Lyrics

8. Easter
Parody of "Easy" by The Commodores
Lyrics

9. All You Gotta Do
Parody of "All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow
Lyrics

10. Romantic Letter
Parody of "The Letter" by The Box Tops
Lyrics

11. Garden My Heart
Parody of "Harden My Heart" by Quarterflash
Lyrics

12. You’ve Got a Text
Parody of "You’ve Got a Friend" by James Taylor
Lyrics

Quilt
2016

This project was originally called "Quilt" because we expected it to be a diverse collection of music. With our largest load yet of lady-led songs, Quilt also alludes to Carole King's Tapestry, the longest-charting album by a female artist. In fact, the last song on Quilt is a parody of one that first appeared on Tapestry.

Like tapestries and quilts, this album has a common thread, especially the suite of salvation songs that comprise the second half of the CD. What's more, it's our pop-iest project ever; eight of the songs spoofed herein went to #1, two went to #2, one went to #3, and one went to #4.

Although the music we made didn't turn out to be as diverse as we expected, the music makers did -- five singers, three guitarists, three keyboardists, two bassists, and one drummer -- their hearts knitted together in love (Colossians 2:2) by and for Christ.

You'd have to search through lotsa versions of the Bible to find any references to quilts, but here's one from The Message translation: "Hatred starts fights, but love pulls a quilt over the bickering" (Proverbs 10:12). After all, as you may recall, "love covers over a multitude of sins" (1 Peter 4:8).

And make no mistake -- we all have a multitude of sins, "for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God" (Romans 3:23). That's not just a blanket statement, either. Of course, a checkered past like that could cause you to have a quilty conscience. If so, listen closely to find out all you gotta do.