Daniel
Parody of "Daniel" by Elton John
(Daniel 6)

Daniel's with lions tonight in a cave
I can see their red pale eyes testin’ his faith
Oh, and I can see Daniel waitin' to die
God, it looks like Daniel -- won't be around in my life
They say it’s a pity though I can't intervene
Daniel, just was the best slave who ever served this king
Oh, and, even so, I can't change the law
Lord, I'll miss Daniel --  Oh, I'll miss him so much
Oh oh oh -- Daniel, my governor
You are bolder than me -- do you still feel so brave?
Are you more than a meal?
You're wise and kind -- but you face roarin' lions
Daniel, will they starve? Will your faith save your life?
LEAD
Oh oh oh -- Daniel, my governor
You are bolder than me -- will you still be the same
When tomorrow is here?
Will I start cryin' -- will you see mornin' light?
Daniel, it's so hard -- I'm afraid that you'll die
Daniel's with lions tonight in a cave
I can see an Israelite's just what they crave
Oh, and, I can see Daniel prayin' for life
God, if You like Daniel
Just stay around him tonight
Oh, God, if You like Daniel
Just keep him out of those lions