Judge
Parody of "Jump" by Van Halen
(Matthew 7:1-3; Romans 3:10, 3:23, 14:10, Proverbs 20:9)

I mess up – and someone puts me down
It's kind a tough -- with all you judges around
And I know, baby, just why you sneer
You got to pro-o-ove to your conscience you ain't the worst here
Can't you see the speck in your eye's not exactly just a speck it's a beam
I think you’re worse than you seem
I think you seem kind of mean

Nah! Might as well judge (Judge!) Might as well judge!
Go ahead, judge! (Judge!) Go ahead, judge!

Oh oh! Hey, who can say that
They may have no sin
You say you don't know – you won't go – to Romans 3:10
Can't you see the standard here I got from Matthew 7:1, 2 and 3
I think it's mercy we need
We can't just be Pharisees

Nah! Might as well judge (Judge!) Go ahead, judge!
Might as well judge (Judge!) Go ahead, judge!

LEAD
Might as well judge (Judge!) Go ahead, judge!
Forget it and judge (Judge!) Go ahead, judge!