Hit 'em with Your Slingshot
Parody of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar
(1 Samuel 17:1-58, James 4:6, 1 Peter 5:5, Proverbs 3:34)

Yeah, you're real tough looking and you're strong as a tree
But, hey, a little bark doesn't bother me
That's what David said while he threw it
Could've been you - just let God do it

Hit ‘em with your slingshot
Why don't you hit ‘em with your slingshot
Hit ‘em with your slingshot
Fire away!

Someone is a comin' who don't fight fair
That's O.K. - we have got prayer
God brings down the tall and vain
I get my facts from First Pete and James

Hit ‘em with your slingshot
Why don't you hit ‘em with your slingshot
Hit ‘em with your slingshot
Fire away!

Yeah, you're real tough looking and you're strong as a tree
But, hey, a little bark doesn't bother me
Before I couldn't ever watch when a big stiff raged
But now I make sure I look him in the face

Hit ‘em with your slingshot
C'mon! Hit ‘em with your slingshot
Hit ‘em with your slingshot
Fire away!

Hit ‘em with your slingshot
Why don't you hit ‘em with your slingshot
Hit ‘em with your slingshot
Fire away!