Too Wicked for Paradise
Parody of "Two Tickets to Paradise" by Eddie Money
(Luke 23:39-43; Romans 6:6; Galatians 2:20)

Caught in our crimes I guess that we both knew
Someday that both of us would both be wanted and doomed
We did so wrong, we did so wrong
We did so wrong, we did so wrong

I'm on a stake my arms outstretched not from Him
They've got two wicked men on crosses now hanging
With One who didn't sin
He did no wrong, He did no wrong
He did no wrong, He did no wrong

I'm not too quick to prepare to die
But I'm going to act real fast with Jesus Christ
I've got two seconds to verify
I'm not too wicked for Paradise

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna beg you, Lord, forgive those awful years
And when your kingdom comes I hope You'll save me
He said, "Listen here - you know what?"
I'll take you along, take you along
Take you along, take you along

I've got true riches in Paradise
And those who ask Me that won't be denied
I've got you with Me in Paradise
So don't you act real sad, you'll see tonight
I've got true riches in Paradise
And those who ask Me that won't be denied
I've got you with Me to Paradise
I've brought you with Me to Paradise