Magdalena
Parody of "Macarena" by Los Del Rio
(Mark 16:9; John 20:1-18; Luke 8:2)

If by chance they call me Magdalena
It's because of the place from where I came-a
I'm called Mary, I'm one of many
So I'll tell you the place to find me
Mark 16, John 20
And Magdala's the name of my city
Mark 16, John 20
And Magdala's the name of my city

All the apostles said, We hear you, Magdalena
You're the first to see Christ
Since the day he passed away now
How are we s'posed to believe in what you say now?
Hey, Magdalena!
REPEAT

Now don't you worry about the Lord, friends
Although He seemed to be finito
Hah! I know one thing, He's still standing
It does no good to cry - - LAUGHTER
Now c'mon!
What was I supposed to do?
He was out of the tomb
And his true friends were still crying!
CHORUS

I'll remind you, my name is Magdalena
I was exorcised of seven demons but I'm free now
Christ saved me, and delivered me
And so I felt I should support His ministry
CHORUS