Pharaoh-noid
Parody of "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath
(Exodus 7:1-12:36)

Fiddled with my water 'cause we wouldn't help the Israelites
We won't drink it anyway because I have frogs in all my pipes

I'll stay strong I'm Egypt's king I'll not concede to gnats and flies
Can't go lose my mind if I go find some measly cattle died

Can you help me? I've got five more plagues

I'll be someone who broke free from things in life that plague mankind
I have boils that sting and ache, but after this I'll just be fine

LEAD

Hail and locusts I've survived this, too, shall pass and I will thrive
That darkness He sent -- I feel it but can't see -- it's so unreal

And so as I fear the worst, well, please get out of my state
I'd trade you my firstborn's life -- I wish I could but I'm too late