Lily-White Boy
Parody of "Dirty White Boy" by Foreigner
(Luke 18:9-14, Matthew 7:1-5)

Hey, baby, if you're feelin' proud
I do what's good and true all day
Are you worthy like the Pharisees?
Well, when in Luke in chapter 18, look up me
'Cause I'm a lily-white boy
Yeah, a lily-white boy
A lily-white boy

Don't buy no drinks at bars 
Don't like to frolic where floozies are
You won't see me be crude to ya
Don't ever dance, cuss, or chew, do ya? 

I'm just a lily-white boy (lily-white boy)
Lily-white boy (lily-white boy)
Lily-white boy 
Lily-white boy
LEAD

Well, I'm a lily-white boy (lily-white boy)
Lily-white boy (lily-white boy)
Yeah
Lily-white boy
A lily-white boy

I've been in temple with some lowdown men 
I'm in temple now, and I'm oh so proud that I'm better than them 
I look over but I let 'em alone
Every night I thank God I'm holier than they are, though 

'Cause I'm a lily-white boy (lily-white boy)
Yeah! 
Lily-white boy (lily-white boy)
I'm a lily-white boy
Lily-white boy

C'mon, c'mon, boy (lily-white boy)
Choirboy! (lily-white boy)
I'm a lily-white boy
Lily-white boy

Hey, I'm a lily-white boy (lily-white boy)
Yeah, I'm a lily-white boy-oy-oy (lily-white boy) oy
Lily-white boy
Yeaaahhh!