Hell is Warmer
Parody of "L.A. Woman" by The Doors
(Revelation 14:11, 20:10)

Well, I slithered into town about an hour ago
Things are cookin' now, say, which way's the window?
Man, I fooled the world and they thought it was fun to go
They got a lovely little lake here it's the prettiest sight
I'll get the other lost angels
Gimme a light, gimme a light, gimme a light, gimme a light
Whoa! Come!

Hell is warmer -- Hell is warmer
Hell is warmer than I ever knew
Hell is warmer than I ever knew
Hell is warmer than you ever knew
Never freezes over
Mister, you're doomed – missy, you're through, yeah!
Listenin' to your boo hoo hoo's gets me warm, too!
Ohhhhh, yeaaahh!

The scenery here is burnin' -- Hell is filled with fire
If I say I ever love the view -- you know that I'm a liar
I went down so easily – guess I'm finally home
God sent guards -- they dropped me hard -- never saw it comin'
Though I'd known all along -- though I don't go alone
Folks get punished for their badness
If they could move they'd bag this address

And the smoke goes risin',
Yes the smoke goes risin'
And the smoke goes risin'
Yes, the smoke goes risin'
Such a bleak horizon
As the smoke goes risin'
Yes, the smoke goes risin'
Smoke goes risin'
Watch the smoke goes risin'
Yes, the smoke goes risin'

Such a bleak horizon
Risin', risin'
Gone risin', risin'
Gone risin', risin'
You watch it risin' risin'

Yeah, but I ain't risin'
I gotta wooo yeah! Man!
Oh! Mmmm … yeaaah

Well the devil won't be down there for a while or so
There's a way around that big lake of brimstone
You're still in the world and I thought you would want to know
Or you can laugh at Revelation 20:10 if you like
And swim with all the lost angelllllllls
When they ignite, when they ignite
When they ignite, when they ignite
Whoa! Come on!

Hell is warmer -- Hell is warmer
Hell is warmer – a surefire bummer
Hotter than any oven
Yes, uh, Hell is warmer
Hell – is
Warm -- er
Hell is warmer, c'mon