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ApologetiX in E-Town Pa., Ordering Online
Thu., Dec. 7. 2000 2:19am EST

J. Jackson, lead singer and lyricist for ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) here!

Hope all is well with you! Here's the latest on us:

1. ApologetiX in Elizabethtown PA This Saturday
2. Ordering the New CD Online
3. Writing a Review of the New CD Online
4. ApologetiX at the Big Summer Festivals in 2001
5. Vote to Have ApologetiX at Creation 2001 (You Could Win Free Tickets!)
6. What's on the "Spoofernatural" CD
7. Upcoming Concerts
8. The Spoofernatural Code is Cracked!


1. APOLOGETIX IN ELIZABETHTOWN, PA

This weekend marks the first time when you can get the new ApologetiX CD, "Spoofernatural," at one of our concerts. Hope to see many of you in E-Town on Saturday!

Sat., Dec. 9, 8-11 p.m.
Cornerstone CafÈ
Elizabethtown, PA
CafÈ Number (717) 367-5326
Contact: Jim Schreiber 717-653-6439 (Night)
Jim@pa.net cornerstonecafe@wjtl.net

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2. ORDERING THE NEW CD ONLINE

There is a place where you can buy "Spoofernatural" online right now through Christian Book Distributors (CBD):

http://www.christianbook.com/Christian/Books/product/12741153?item_no=CD68003&event=SRC

However, we do intend to make it available via our website (www.apologetix.com) within the next few days. If you'd like to order it from our site, check back at our site over the next few days. If you order within the next week, you should have no problem getting your CDs in plenty of time for Christmas.

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3. WRITING A REVIEW OF THE CD ONLINE

If you'd like to write a review of "Spoofernatural" for the Christian Book Distributors (CBD) website, here's where to go. They get posted automatically. Thanks so much to all of you who have already done so! It really does help!

http://www.christianbook.com/Christian/Books/customer_review/25103534?sku=CD68003

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4. APOLOGETIX AT THE BIG SUMMER FESTIVALS IN 2001 We've just received confirmation this week that we will be appearing at the Shout 2001 festival in Charlotte NC and the Alive 2001 festival in Ohio, both in late June. Many times we don't know what festivals we'll play until the beginning of the year, so I still haven't heard from others we played like LiFest, Life Light, Kingdom Bound, Creation, etc. But there is a way you can have input into that. See below.

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5. VOTE TO HAVE APOLOGETIX AT CREATION IN 2001 Last year, we played main stage at Creation in Pennsylvania, the nation's largest Christian music festival. We'd love to play there again in 2001, and we'd love for you to be there too! And there's a way you can help both yourself and us to get there.

YOU COULD WIN FREE TICKETS FOR CREATION This year the folks at Creation are doing a survey on their website to help them select the artists they invite. You get to pick your top ten favorite bands you'd like to see at Creation 2001. If you leave your name they'll enter you in a drawing for free tickets, too. Now, before I give you the address and you run and put us in all ten slots, realize this: we want to give them real feedback that they can use -- and besides, we don't want them to think that we stuffed the ballot box! So please, go to the site below and pick your favorite ten bands you'd like to see live and please DO pick us as one of them. And please fill out all the info. (Please only do it once, but please get others to fill it out ... everyone you know will be fine!)

Here's the address of the survey: http://www.gospelcom.net/creation/c2001_surv.php3

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6. WHAT'S ON THE NEW "SPOOFERNATURAL" CD?

These are the songs featured on the brand new ApologetiX CD, "Spoofernatural":

Play That Funny Music
("Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry and Vanilla Ice)

Fishin' On a Pier
("Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi)

Pray Now
("All Star" by Smash Mouth)

El-ijah
("Elvira" by the Oak Ridge Boys)

Sin Can Be Resistible
("Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer)

Trooth
("Smooth" by Santana Featuring Rob Thomas)

La Bible
("La Bamba" by Ritchie Valens and Los Lobos)

I Want in That Place
("I Want it That Way" by the Backstreet Boys

Crowd of Foreign Girls
("California Girls" by the Beach Boys and David Lee Roth)

Choirboy
("Cowboy" by Kid Rock)

Every Crown Has Its Thorns
("Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison)

Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of
("Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin)

I Love Apostle Paul
("I Love Rock 'n' Roll" by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts)

Jonah, Jonah
("Mony, Mony" by Billy Idol and Tommy James & the Shondells)

Learn Some Deuteronomy
("Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard)

Last Night
("Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam and J. Frank Wilson & the Cavaliers)

Once Livin' Twice Died
("Once Bitten Twice Shy" by Great White)

Rock This Tower
("Rock This Town" by the Stray Cats)

Genny 22
("867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone)

To order the CD online now, go to: http://www.christianbook.com/Christian/Books/product/12741153?item_no=CD68003&event=SRC

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7. UPCOMING CONCERTS

Sat., Dec. 9, 8-11 p.m.
Cornerstone CafÈ
Elizabethtown, PA
CafÈ Number (717) 367-5326
Contact: Jim Schreiber 717-653-6439 (Night) Jim@pa.net

Thu., Dec. 28 at 9:30 p.m.
(Closed Show) Youth Rally, Worship Center
Lancaster, PA
Contact: John Staffieri 717-656-4271

Sun., Dec. 31 at 7:30 p.m.
(Open to Public) New Years Eve Party Chelten Baptist Church
1601 Limekiln Pike
Dresher, PA 19025
Contact: Ken Hunkins 215-646-5557 (Church)
NEW NUMBER 215-957-3268
(Home) NEW NUMBER

Sun., Jan. 7 at 7 p.m.
Shoal Creek Revival Church
30099 Isaiah Lane
Stark City, MO 64866
Contact: Pastor Charles Brown 417-476-8135 or 417-476-8136

Tue., Jan. 9 at 8 p.m.
National Youth Leader's Convention Christ In Youth
Joplin, Mo
Contact: Dr. Gary B. Zustiak 417-781-2273 ext. 27

Fri., Jan. 26 at 6:30 p.m.
Thawfest
Kalamazoo, MI
Contact: Rob Perks 1-800-848-9978 ext 4907 or 616-629-5716

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8. THE "SPOOFERNATURAL" CODE IS CRACKED!

Congratulations to Scott and Sonya LaPlante, who were the first ones to figure out the secret messages on the CD booklet for "Spoofernatural." Scott and Sonya will win a special prize our lead guitarist/producer, Karl Messner, has cooked up for them (since he initiated the codes and the contest!).

Here are Scott and Sonya's answers in their own words, in case you want to copy off of their homework!

1.) Braille (on "Pray Now" page of CD booklet) 2 Cor. 4:4 "Satan, the god of this evil world, has blinded the minds of those who don't believe, so they are unable to see the glorious light of the good news that is shining upon them. They don't understand the message we preach about the glory of Christ, who is the exact likeness of God." NLT

2.) Morse Code (on "La Bible" page of CD booklet) 1 Pet. 3:15 " Instead, you must worship Christ as Lord of your life. And if you are asked about your Christian hope, always be ready to explain it." NLT

3.) ApologetiX (American Sign Language) on back of CD booklet

4.) ApologetiX Spoofernatural (Braille on CD case)

You rock, Scott and Sonya!

Apologetically,

J.

-- J. Jackson ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) www.apologetix.com j@apologetix.com


1 John 5:1

Everyone who believes that Jesus is the Christ is born of God, and everyone who loves the father loves his child as well.