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04.21.18Get Multiple Downloads for One Donation
04.21.18How to Donate Online or by Mail
04.21.18Pastors Use ApX Parodies in Church Services
04.21.18New ApX USB Thumb Drives in Stock
04.21.18400,000 World Magazine Readers to Discover ApX
04.21.18ApX Interviewed by American Family Radio
04.21.18Another Station Adds New ApX Radio Show
04.18.18New Single: 2 Rockers from the 70's
04.16.18New CD Deal Ends Tonight (Get 1 of 27 CDs Free)
04.13.18Music to File Taxes By: ApX Playlist for April 15
04.12.1812th ApX Episode on Radio This Weekend
04.11.18Clues for Our Eighth Single of 2018
04.10.18New CD Deal Ends Soon
04.06.18Bittersweet Testimony from Eastern PA
04.06.18Encouragement from 10 States (Plus Canada)
04.02.18New Single: The Nazarene & The Gadarenes
03.31.18Kenya Believe It? ApX is "Greatest Band Ever"
03.31.18Woman Moved to Tears by ApX Video
03.31.18What Songs Are on the New CD?
03.29.18This Weekend's Single Includes an Easter Treat
03.23.18ApX Passion Week Radio Special This Wkd
03.23.18Kudos from VA, IN, FL, WY & Canada
03.23.18Fabulous Fan Mail from France
03.22.18Here's the ApX Easter Top 40 Playlist
03.17.18More Encouragement from Far and Wide
03.17.18Fans React to Our New Single
03.17.18The Title and Theme of Our Next CD
03.16.18More ApX on the Radio This Weekend
03.14.18New Single: 2 Bands We've Never Spoofed Before
03.09.18Prayers for Keith Haynie's Sister
03.09.18From a New Fan in Manitoba
03.09.18New Clues for You: This Weekend's Single
03.06.18We Need Help, but Good Things Are Happening
03.02.18Encouragement from a Former Atheist in Iowa
03.02.18ApX Album Changed Maryland Man's Life
03.02.18ApX Aids Brothers in Arkansas
03.01.18ApX Video Was Just What He Needed
02.27.18ApX Releases 100th Single (2 New Parodies)
02.23.18Happy 50th Birthday, Todd Waites!
02.23.18Mississippi Man Announces ApX Plan
02.23.18Encouragement from an Educator in Ann Arbor
02.22.18Here Comes Our 100th Single/EP
02.22.18Clues for Our Fifth Single of 2018
02.16.18Fans React to Our Latest Remake
02.16.18New Batch of ApX USB Thumb Drives in Stock
02.16.18Scottish Blog Interviews ApX Lead Singer
02.16.18ApX on the Radio Again This Weekend
02.14.18New Single: Bad-Boy Bands (Not Bad Boy-Bands)
02.09.18Another Station Adds Weekly ApX Radio Show
02.09.18ApX on the Air in Remote Alaska
02.09.18Clues for Our Fourth Single of 2018
02.07.18Happy Birthday, Chris VonBartheld!
02.06.181100 Tracks for $100 Ends Saturday
02.02.18One Good Testimony Deserves Another (from Canada)
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02.02.18Beam Us Up, Scotland!
02.01.18More Stations Add New ApX Radio Show
01.30.18New Single (2 Killer Bs)
01.29.181100 Tracks for $100 Extended Another Week
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01.26.18MI Pastor Speaks Frankly to ApX
01.25.18Clues for Our Third Single of 2018
01.24.18Prayers for ApX Fan Deborah Huff in ICU
01.22.181100 Tracks $100 Ends Soon
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01.22.18Pastor Looks Back on 19 Years as ApX Fan
01.19.18Special Request from ApX's Chris Von Bartheld
01.19.181100 Tracks for $100
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01.19.18Encouragement from a Pastor in NC
01.18.18The Principal and the Parodies
01.18.18New Single: Tears for Fears & Alanis Morissette
01.16.18New Single (80s & 90s)
01.10.18ApX Lead Singer on ESPN Again This Weekend
01.10.18Fan Will Match Donations Up to $5000
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01.10.18Clues for Our Second Single of 2018
01.08.18Get All Our Parodies on USB
01.08.181100 Tracks for $100
01.08.18New CD BOGO Ends Sunday
01.04.18California Fan Comments on New CD
01.04.182017: The Year in Review for ApologetiX
01.04.18The Stories Behind the Songs on Our New Single
01.02.18How to Donate & How to Get Multiple MP3s
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01.02.18New Single for a New Year
01.02.18BOGO Special on New CD Ends Sunday
12.31.17Get Multiple Downloads for Any Size Donation
12.28.17Buy Our 50th CD, Get 1 of 26 CDs Free
12.28.17Get Our Complete Library on USB
12.28.17How to Donate Online or By Mail
12.28.17Shirts in Stock in Seven Sizes
12.28.17Clues for Our Last Single of 2017
12.21.17ApX Christmas Videos on YouTube
12.21.17After the Gift Rush: What if You Order Now?
12.21.17ApX Inspires Fan Who Then Inspires ApX
12.21.17New Single: 2 from Our 25th Anniversary Show
12.18.17New CD in Stock, Order Today for Christmas
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Biblical Graffiti Ordering Info
Fri., Dec. 10. 1999 2:34am EST

Hey, the new ApologetiX CD, "Biblical Graffiti" comes out this Monday, but you can't order it from our site yet. However, you CAN order it at another site (It's the company that processes our orders anyway, so they're reliable) and save $1 off the price and get an autographed CD in the process!

ApologetiX is offering a special limited edition, hand autographed copy of their new album: Biblical Graffiti. If you order by December 11 you get a special discount price of $11.99, and there should be no problem getting the CD to you by Christmas (unless the U.S. Mail is extremely slow!)

Order online now at

BIBLICAL GRAFFITI (Classic & Modern Rock) December '99

Our new CD, "Biblical Graffiti," due out on Monday, December 13, combines parodies of 22 classic AND modern rock tunes. We have been playing many of these songs in concert in recent months and receiving tremendous response. Weird Al's lifelong drummer, Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz, played drums on seven tracks on the new CD.

We are planning to start shipping out on Monday, December 13. For a limited time in 1999, everyone who orders the CD will have their copy autographed by the band members.

We're about to launch a totally revised website which will have ordering info, etc. You can't order it from the website yet, but we are already taking phone and mail pre-orders, too. For info on how to order by phone or mail, see the ordering info section below. If you prefer to order from the website, you should be able to order from there by the end of this coming week. I'll be sending out an e-mail to announce the new website and new CD, and you're on our mailing list!

For our fans in the Pittsburgh, Pa., area, we are having a special CD release party on Saturday, December 18 from 4-8 p.m. at Family Bookstores in Robinson Town Center. It's a great way to meet the band, get the CD and have it autographed.

Here are all 22 tracks on the CD:

1. One Way ("One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies)
2. Twins Came Out ("Twist and Shout" by the Beatles)
3. Every Step to Take ("Every Breath You Take" by the Police)
4. 969 ("Summer of "69" by Bryan Adams)
5. Second Timothy ("Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground)
6. You Ain't Been Nothing Yet ("You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by B.T.O.)
7. Donkey Talked With Him ("Honky Tonk Women" by the Rolling Stones)
8. Ronomy ("Runaway" by Del Shannon)
9. Credence Thru Deepwater Survival ("Proud Mary" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
10. Lawful Woman in a Bad Place ("Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress) by the Hollies)
11. Kick in the Wall ("Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2" by Pink Floyd)
12. Fast Paul ("The Way" by 1. Fastball)
13. Jail Got Rocked ("Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley)
14. Put You Down in My Will ("Push" by matchbox 20)
15. Crazy Little King God Loves ("Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen)
16. Dancing Dave("Dancing Days" by Led Zeppelin)
17. Smart Blest Man ("Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top)
18. Revelation Man ("Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers)
19. Armageddon Valley Someday ("Pleasant Valley Sunday" by the Monkees)
20. Droppin' on the Sun ("Walkin' on the Sun" by Smash Mouth)
21. Bends to Low Places ("Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks)
22. Enter Samson ("Enter Sandman" by Metallica)


Biblical Graffiti $12.99 each + $2 postage = $14.99 ($1 off if you order it on the Net using that special site shown above)

Jesus Christ Morningstar $12.99 each + $2 postage = $14.99

Ticked $12.99 each + $2 postage = $14.99

Radical History Tour $12.99 each + $2 postage = $14.99

ApologetiX T-Shirts (L, XL or XXL) $12.99 each + $2 postage = $14.99

Modern Rock Special ("Ticked" and "Biblical Graffiti" - 2 CDs together) $27.48 (Save $2.50)

Classic Rock Special ("Morningstar," "Radical History Tour," and "Biblical Graffiti" - 3 CDs together) $39.97 (Save $5)

Total Rock Special (All 4 ApologetiX CDs together) $52.96 (Save $7)

The Complete Package (All 4 ApologetiX CDs plus a t-shirt together) $64.95 (Save $10)

If you wish to order any of our four CDs or a T-shirt, you can order them now via credit card at or call (Toll Free) 1-877-655-6565 or 1-724-872-6565 and order it by name.

Make checks payable to "ApologetiX" and send to ApologetiX, Star Route E., Box 62-D, Ligonier, PA 15658.

If you wish to order 10 copies or more of any ApologetiX CD and re-sell them at your store, church or youth group, the cost is only $8 per CD plus a one-time cost of $3 postage for the entire order. You can mix and match any or all of the CDs, and still get the bulk discount, as long as the total is 10 or more. Please direct all bulk orders to or call 1-724-238-8312.