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01.18.18The Principal and the Parodies
01.18.18New Single: Tears for Fears & Alanis Morissette
01.16.18New Single (80s & 90s)
01.10.18ApX Lead Singer on ESPN Again This Weekend
01.10.18Fan Will Match Donations Up to $5000
01.10.18You Don't Need to Be in the USA to Enjoy Our USB
01.10.18Clues for Our Second Single of 2018
01.08.18Get All Our Parodies on USB
01.08.181100 Tracks for $100
01.08.18New CD BOGO Ends Sunday
01.04.18California Fan Comments on New CD
01.04.182017: The Year in Review for ApologetiX
01.04.18The Stories Behind the Songs on Our New Single
01.02.18How to Donate & How to Get Multiple MP3s
01.02.18Get Multiple Downloads for Any Size Donation
01.02.18New Single for a New Year
01.02.18BOGO Special on New CD Ends Sunday
12.31.17Get Multiple Downloads for Any Size Donation
12.28.17Buy Our 50th CD, Get 1 of 26 CDs Free
12.28.17Get Our Complete Library on USB
12.28.17How to Donate Online or By Mail
12.28.17Shirts in Stock in Seven Sizes
12.28.17Clues for Our Last Single of 2017
12.21.17ApX Christmas Videos on YouTube
12.21.17After the Gift Rush: What if You Order Now?
12.21.17ApX Inspires Fan Who Then Inspires ApX
12.21.17New Single: 2 from Our 25th Anniversary Show
12.18.17New CD in Stock, Order Today for Christmas
12.14.17How to Donate & How to Get Multiple MP3s
12.14.17So is it Alexa-getiX or Apol-alexa?
12.14.17Clues for This Weekend's Single
12.14.17What's New on the New CD?
12.14.17Complete Your ApX Christmas Playlist
12.14.17Deadlines for Delivery Before Christmas
12.07.17The Story Behind the Title of Our New CD
12.05.17ApX Alum Becomes Amazon Prince
12.04.17Buy Our 50th CD, Get 1 of 26 CDs Free
11.29.17The Stories Behind Our New Single
11.29.17Update on Our Upcoming 50th CD
11.27.17ApX Needs Holiday Help & Prayers
11.27.17New Single: American-Made 70's & 90's Hits
11.23.17Get Ready for Our 50th CD
11.23.17Thanksgiving Song and Video for You
11.23.17Clues for Our Next Single
11.23.17Fan Says Thanks for "Thankfully" Song & Video
11.21.17Thanksgiving Message for Fans
11.17.17New Single Spoofs British Invasion Bands
11.17.17Tinch Gets Married & Celebrates Anniversary
11.17.17ApX Songbook Useful While Awaiting Auto Repairs
11.17.17Trunk or Treat with ApX Near Harrisburg PA
11.17.17ApX Over the Office Airwaves in Ohio
11.15.17Tinch Celebrates His ApX Anniversary
11.13.17New CD Deal Ends This Wkd (BOGO)
11.10.17ApX Adventures in Odyssey: Mag Makes Mention
11.10.17Steffi's Story: 12 Years of ApX in AZ
11.09.17Cluing You in on Our Next Single
11.07.17New CD Deal Ends Soon
11.02.17New Single Spoofs '69 & '71 Hits
11.02.17Texas Praise Band Plays ApX for Church
11.02.17ApX Affects Radio Request Line in TN
11.02.17Live Moose: ApX Alum to Host Benefit Show Saturday
10.29.17Jimmy "Vegas"Celebrates a Dozen Years with ApX
10.27.17The Late Great Next ApX Single Due This Weekend
10.26.17What's Up with the 25th Anniversary CD & DVD?
10.26.17New USBs with Complete Library in Stock
10.26.17Fan Mail from a Family of 10 in Alaska
10.21.17Amazing Testimony from a Fan's Son in AZ
10.21.17Michigan Men Go to Green Bay for ApX Experience
10.21.17From Foster Care to Adoption to ApologetiX
10.21.17What You Need to Know About Our Next Single
10.20.17San Antonio Pastor Encourages ApX
10.20.17What Songs Are on the New CD?
10.13.17From a Dad in Connecticut
10.13.17Amazing Things God is Doing in Iran
10.13.17A Tribute to ApX Friend Millie Gerbo
10.12.17ApologetiX in Green Bay Saturday (25th Anniversary)
10.12.17From a Foster Mom in Colorado
10.11.17ApX Alum Drummer Needs Alabama Musicians
10.10.17Buy Our Next CD, Get 1 of 25 CDs Free
10.07.17The Title and Theme of Our Upcoming 49th CD
10.06.17Next Saturday: ApX 25th Anniv. Concert Midwest
10.06.17Join J. & Jimmy for a Special Show This Sunday
10.06.17New Single Spoofs The Cars & The Raspberries
10.04.17New Single, Help & Prayer Needed
09.29.171050 Tracks for 100 Bucks Ends Saturday
09.29.17Help & Prayer Needed
09.28.17Clues for Our Next Single
09.26.17The Latest News from the Man Called Moose
09.25.17Half Off CDs, MP3s & DVDs Ends Saturday
09.25.17Half Off & 1050 Tracks Deals End Saturday
09.20.17This Looks Like a Job for an ApX Fan
09.18.17New Single Spoofs 70's & 80's
09.17.17New Single Spoofs Tunes from '70 & '83
09.14.17Clues for Our Upcoming Single
09.14.17Powerlifter Pumps Up ApX with Encouragement
09.01.17Encouraging Emails: Eight is Enough
08.29.17Is There a Missing Churchigo EP?
08.28.17New Single Here at Last
08.26.1725th Anniversary Lapel Pins Now Available
08.26.17Anniversary Shirts Available at Last

Biblical Graffiti Ordering Info
Fri., Dec. 10. 1999 2:34am EST

Hey, the new ApologetiX CD, "Biblical Graffiti" comes out this Monday, but you can't order it from our site yet. However, you CAN order it at another site (It's the company that processes our orders anyway, so they're reliable) and save $1 off the price and get an autographed CD in the process!

ApologetiX is offering a special limited edition, hand autographed copy of their new album: Biblical Graffiti. If you order by December 11 you get a special discount price of $11.99, and there should be no problem getting the CD to you by Christmas (unless the U.S. Mail is extremely slow!)

Order online now at

BIBLICAL GRAFFITI (Classic & Modern Rock) December '99

Our new CD, "Biblical Graffiti," due out on Monday, December 13, combines parodies of 22 classic AND modern rock tunes. We have been playing many of these songs in concert in recent months and receiving tremendous response. Weird Al's lifelong drummer, Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz, played drums on seven tracks on the new CD.

We are planning to start shipping out on Monday, December 13. For a limited time in 1999, everyone who orders the CD will have their copy autographed by the band members.

We're about to launch a totally revised website which will have ordering info, etc. You can't order it from the website yet, but we are already taking phone and mail pre-orders, too. For info on how to order by phone or mail, see the ordering info section below. If you prefer to order from the website, you should be able to order from there by the end of this coming week. I'll be sending out an e-mail to announce the new website and new CD, and you're on our mailing list!

For our fans in the Pittsburgh, Pa., area, we are having a special CD release party on Saturday, December 18 from 4-8 p.m. at Family Bookstores in Robinson Town Center. It's a great way to meet the band, get the CD and have it autographed.

Here are all 22 tracks on the CD:

1. One Way ("One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies)
2. Twins Came Out ("Twist and Shout" by the Beatles)
3. Every Step to Take ("Every Breath You Take" by the Police)
4. 969 ("Summer of "69" by Bryan Adams)
5. Second Timothy ("Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground)
6. You Ain't Been Nothing Yet ("You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by B.T.O.)
7. Donkey Talked With Him ("Honky Tonk Women" by the Rolling Stones)
8. Ronomy ("Runaway" by Del Shannon)
9. Credence Thru Deepwater Survival ("Proud Mary" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
10. Lawful Woman in a Bad Place ("Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress) by the Hollies)
11. Kick in the Wall ("Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2" by Pink Floyd)
12. Fast Paul ("The Way" by 1. Fastball)
13. Jail Got Rocked ("Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley)
14. Put You Down in My Will ("Push" by matchbox 20)
15. Crazy Little King God Loves ("Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen)
16. Dancing Dave("Dancing Days" by Led Zeppelin)
17. Smart Blest Man ("Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top)
18. Revelation Man ("Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers)
19. Armageddon Valley Someday ("Pleasant Valley Sunday" by the Monkees)
20. Droppin' on the Sun ("Walkin' on the Sun" by Smash Mouth)
21. Bends to Low Places ("Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks)
22. Enter Samson ("Enter Sandman" by Metallica)


Biblical Graffiti $12.99 each + $2 postage = $14.99 ($1 off if you order it on the Net using that special site shown above)

Jesus Christ Morningstar $12.99 each + $2 postage = $14.99

Ticked $12.99 each + $2 postage = $14.99

Radical History Tour $12.99 each + $2 postage = $14.99

ApologetiX T-Shirts (L, XL or XXL) $12.99 each + $2 postage = $14.99

Modern Rock Special ("Ticked" and "Biblical Graffiti" - 2 CDs together) $27.48 (Save $2.50)

Classic Rock Special ("Morningstar," "Radical History Tour," and "Biblical Graffiti" - 3 CDs together) $39.97 (Save $5)

Total Rock Special (All 4 ApologetiX CDs together) $52.96 (Save $7)

The Complete Package (All 4 ApologetiX CDs plus a t-shirt together) $64.95 (Save $10)

If you wish to order any of our four CDs or a T-shirt, you can order them now via credit card at or call (Toll Free) 1-877-655-6565 or 1-724-872-6565 and order it by name.

Make checks payable to "ApologetiX" and send to ApologetiX, Star Route E., Box 62-D, Ligonier, PA 15658.

If you wish to order 10 copies or more of any ApologetiX CD and re-sell them at your store, church or youth group, the cost is only $8 per CD plus a one-time cost of $3 postage for the entire order. You can mix and match any or all of the CDs, and still get the bulk discount, as long as the total is 10 or more. Please direct all bulk orders to or call 1-724-238-8312.