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08.23.17Anniversary Shirts Available at Last
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08.18.17ApologetiX in Green Bay in 2 Months
08.18.17How to Donate Online or By Mail
08.18.17Get Multiple Downloads for Any Size Donation
08.18.17New USBs with Complete Library in Stock
08.18.17ApX Keyboardist Todd Waites Has New Video
08.18.17Anniversary Shirts Available for Order Soon
08.05.1725th Anniversary Lapel Pins Now Available
08.05.17ApX: Safe Bet for Sunday School in Reno
08.05.17ApX Parodies Touch Deep in the Heart in Texas
08.05.1725th Anniversary Shirts Coming Next Week
08.05.17Big Show is One Week Away, 80% Full Already
08.02.17New Single Spoofs 2 Hard-Rockin' Classics
07.29.17Clues for Our Next Single
07.29.17ApX Played Nationally on 700 Stations in Australia
07.26.17ApologetiX Needs Help & Prayer Again
07.20.17Minnesota Couple Will Reunite at Anniversary Show
07.20.17The Story Behind Our New Song "Works"
07.17.17New Single (California 80's-Style)
07.14.17Clues for Our Upcoming Single
07.07.17Send Us Your Video for the 25th Anniversary Show
07.07.17Fans from 28 States Coming to 25th Anniversary Show
07.06.17New Single (All 80's), New CD Mailed to Fans
06.30.17Clues for This Weekend's Single
06.30.17Get a Custom ApX Lapel Pin
06.23.17What Songs Are on Our New CD, Zebraic?
06.23.17New CD in Stock, Buy 1 Get 1 of 28 Titles Free
06.23.17New Single Spoofs 'Til Tuesday & REM
06.19.17New Single is Here, New CD is Almost Here
06.17.17ApologetiX: That Christian Wedding Band?
06.17.17Clues for Sunday Night's Single
06.09.17New Single Spoofs Two American Bands
06.09.17Norway to Heaven: Fan Mail from Scandinavia
06.09.17An Edifying Email from a Delaware DJ
06.09.17The Title and Theme of Our Upcoming 48th CD
06.02.17Prayers for ApX at the Wailing Wall in Israel
06.02.17Ohio Man Says ApX Show Was a High Point in His Life
06.02.17Clues for Our Upcoming Single
05.30.17ApologetiX Needs Summer Help and Prayer
05.26.17Fan Mail from a Science Teacher in MI
05.23.17New Single is a Sequel: Poisonous Scorpions Vol. 2
05.20.17Keith Haynie Returns from Nashville, Rumors Abound
05.20.17Seats Filling Fast for 25th Anniversary Show in August
05.20.17Clues for Our Next Single
05.18.17Custom ApX Lapel Pins Available
05.15.17Autographed CD Sale Ends Tuesday
05.12.17New Single is Our Most Creative Ever
05.12.177 Autographed CDs (Ends Tuesday)
05.12.1710 Little Opinions: Brief Notes from Fans All Over
05.12.17Happy Birthday, Moose!
05.08.17Get Multiple Downloads for Any Size Donation
05.05.17Clues for Our Next Single
05.05.17Some Scriptural Thoughts About Cinco de Mayo
05.05.17Clues for Our Next Single
04.28.17Bible Quizzers Celebrate with ApX Victory Song
04.28.17How About New Shirts and a New DVD?
04.28.17New Single Spoofs Van Halen & Loverboy
04.24.17New Single Spoofs 2 Bands That Epitomized the 80's
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04.22.17ApX as Big in Japan as in the United States
04.21.17Clues for This Weekend's Single
04.21.17New CD BOGO Deal Ends Sunday Night
04.18.17The Latest News from ApologetiX 4-18-17
04.14.17More ApologetiX Easter Videos on YouTube
04.14.17Prayer Request for Longtime Fan in Alabama
04.11.17New Single Spoofs 70s & 80s
04.05.17Happy Birthday, Jimmy "Vegas" Tanner
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04.05.17ApX Plays Moon, Venus, and Mars
04.03.17Why Does ApologetiX Need Help Now?
03.30.17What Songs Are on the New CD, Very Vicarious?
03.30.17Air India: ApX Interviewed by Radio One India
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03.30.17Clues for Sunday Night's Single
03.27.17New CD in Stock, ApX 25th Anniversary Today
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03.21.17New Single Spoofs 70s & 90s
03.21.17What Songs Are on the New CD, Very Vicarious?
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03.09.17"1000 Tracks for 100 Bucks" Ends Sunday
03.09.17The Title and Theme of Our Upcoming 47th CD
03.09.17Jewish Believer in Wyoming is a New ApX Fan
03.09.17ApX Supplies Soundtrack for Sunday Shift
03.07.17Bill "Moose" Rieger Set to Release New CD
03.06.17New Single Spoofs the Swingin' 60's
03.04.17ApX Fan Moving to Nepal for Missions
03.04.17Good News from Peewee Valley KY
03.04.17ApX Singer Does Radio Interview in Clearwater FL
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03.04.17Clues for Sunday Night's Single
02.22.17Amazing Terry Bradshaw Football Card Testimony
02.22.17Longtime TX Fan Takes ApX with Him to OK
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Biblical Graffiti Ordering Info
Fri., Dec. 10. 1999 2:34am EST

Hey, the new ApologetiX CD, "Biblical Graffiti" comes out this Monday, but you can't order it from our site yet. However, you CAN order it at another site (It's the company that processes our orders anyway, so they're reliable) and save $1 off the price and get an autographed CD in the process!

ApologetiX is offering a special limited edition, hand autographed copy of their new album: Biblical Graffiti. If you order by December 11 you get a special discount price of $11.99, and there should be no problem getting the CD to you by Christmas (unless the U.S. Mail is extremely slow!)

Order online now at

BIBLICAL GRAFFITI (Classic & Modern Rock) December '99

Our new CD, "Biblical Graffiti," due out on Monday, December 13, combines parodies of 22 classic AND modern rock tunes. We have been playing many of these songs in concert in recent months and receiving tremendous response. Weird Al's lifelong drummer, Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz, played drums on seven tracks on the new CD.

We are planning to start shipping out on Monday, December 13. For a limited time in 1999, everyone who orders the CD will have their copy autographed by the band members.

We're about to launch a totally revised website which will have ordering info, etc. You can't order it from the website yet, but we are already taking phone and mail pre-orders, too. For info on how to order by phone or mail, see the ordering info section below. If you prefer to order from the website, you should be able to order from there by the end of this coming week. I'll be sending out an e-mail to announce the new website and new CD, and you're on our mailing list!

For our fans in the Pittsburgh, Pa., area, we are having a special CD release party on Saturday, December 18 from 4-8 p.m. at Family Bookstores in Robinson Town Center. It's a great way to meet the band, get the CD and have it autographed.

Here are all 22 tracks on the CD:

1. One Way ("One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies)
2. Twins Came Out ("Twist and Shout" by the Beatles)
3. Every Step to Take ("Every Breath You Take" by the Police)
4. 969 ("Summer of "69" by Bryan Adams)
5. Second Timothy ("Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground)
6. You Ain't Been Nothing Yet ("You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by B.T.O.)
7. Donkey Talked With Him ("Honky Tonk Women" by the Rolling Stones)
8. Ronomy ("Runaway" by Del Shannon)
9. Credence Thru Deepwater Survival ("Proud Mary" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
10. Lawful Woman in a Bad Place ("Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress) by the Hollies)
11. Kick in the Wall ("Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2" by Pink Floyd)
12. Fast Paul ("The Way" by 1. Fastball)
13. Jail Got Rocked ("Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley)
14. Put You Down in My Will ("Push" by matchbox 20)
15. Crazy Little King God Loves ("Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen)
16. Dancing Dave("Dancing Days" by Led Zeppelin)
17. Smart Blest Man ("Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top)
18. Revelation Man ("Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers)
19. Armageddon Valley Someday ("Pleasant Valley Sunday" by the Monkees)
20. Droppin' on the Sun ("Walkin' on the Sun" by Smash Mouth)
21. Bends to Low Places ("Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks)
22. Enter Samson ("Enter Sandman" by Metallica)


Biblical Graffiti $12.99 each + $2 postage = $14.99 ($1 off if you order it on the Net using that special site shown above)

Jesus Christ Morningstar $12.99 each + $2 postage = $14.99

Ticked $12.99 each + $2 postage = $14.99

Radical History Tour $12.99 each + $2 postage = $14.99

ApologetiX T-Shirts (L, XL or XXL) $12.99 each + $2 postage = $14.99

Modern Rock Special ("Ticked" and "Biblical Graffiti" - 2 CDs together) $27.48 (Save $2.50)

Classic Rock Special ("Morningstar," "Radical History Tour," and "Biblical Graffiti" - 3 CDs together) $39.97 (Save $5)

Total Rock Special (All 4 ApologetiX CDs together) $52.96 (Save $7)

The Complete Package (All 4 ApologetiX CDs plus a t-shirt together) $64.95 (Save $10)

If you wish to order any of our four CDs or a T-shirt, you can order them now via credit card at or call (Toll Free) 1-877-655-6565 or 1-724-872-6565 and order it by name.

Make checks payable to "ApologetiX" and send to ApologetiX, Star Route E., Box 62-D, Ligonier, PA 15658.

If you wish to order 10 copies or more of any ApologetiX CD and re-sell them at your store, church or youth group, the cost is only $8 per CD plus a one-time cost of $3 postage for the entire order. You can mix and match any or all of the CDs, and still get the bulk discount, as long as the total is 10 or more. Please direct all bulk orders to or call 1-724-238-8312.