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04.24.18Our 600th Song & How You Can Catch Up
04.21.18Get Multiple Downloads for One Donation
04.21.18How to Donate Online or by Mail
04.21.18Pastors Use ApX Parodies in Church Services
04.21.18New ApX USB Thumb Drives in Stock
04.21.18400,000 World Magazine Readers to Discover ApX
04.21.18ApX Interviewed by American Family Radio
04.21.18Another Station Adds New ApX Radio Show
04.18.18New Single: 2 Rockers from the 70's
04.16.18New CD Deal Ends Tonight (Get 1 of 27 CDs Free)
04.13.18Music to File Taxes By: ApX Playlist for April 15
04.12.1812th ApX Episode on Radio This Weekend
04.11.18Clues for Our Eighth Single of 2018
04.10.18New CD Deal Ends Soon
04.06.18Bittersweet Testimony from Eastern PA
04.06.18Encouragement from 10 States (Plus Canada)
04.02.18New Single: The Nazarene & The Gadarenes
03.31.18Kenya Believe It? ApX is "Greatest Band Ever"
03.31.18Woman Moved to Tears by ApX Video
03.31.18What Songs Are on the New CD?
03.29.18This Weekend's Single Includes an Easter Treat
03.23.18ApX Passion Week Radio Special This Wkd
03.23.18Kudos from VA, IN, FL, WY & Canada
03.23.18Fabulous Fan Mail from France
03.22.18Here's the ApX Easter Top 40 Playlist
03.17.18More Encouragement from Far and Wide
03.17.18Fans React to Our New Single
03.17.18The Title and Theme of Our Next CD
03.16.18More ApX on the Radio This Weekend
03.14.18New Single: 2 Bands We've Never Spoofed Before
03.09.18Prayers for Keith Haynie's Sister
03.09.18From a New Fan in Manitoba
03.09.18New Clues for You: This Weekend's Single
03.06.18We Need Help, but Good Things Are Happening
03.02.18Encouragement from a Former Atheist in Iowa
03.02.18ApX Album Changed Maryland Man's Life
03.02.18ApX Aids Brothers in Arkansas
03.01.18ApX Video Was Just What He Needed
02.27.18ApX Releases 100th Single (2 New Parodies)
02.23.18Happy 50th Birthday, Todd Waites!
02.23.18Mississippi Man Announces ApX Plan
02.23.18Encouragement from an Educator in Ann Arbor
02.22.18Here Comes Our 100th Single/EP
02.22.18Clues for Our Fifth Single of 2018
02.16.18Fans React to Our Latest Remake
02.16.18New Batch of ApX USB Thumb Drives in Stock
02.16.18Scottish Blog Interviews ApX Lead Singer
02.16.18ApX on the Radio Again This Weekend
02.14.18New Single: Bad-Boy Bands (Not Bad Boy-Bands)
02.09.18Another Station Adds Weekly ApX Radio Show
02.09.18ApX on the Air in Remote Alaska
02.09.18Clues for Our Fourth Single of 2018
02.07.18Happy Birthday, Chris VonBartheld!
02.06.181100 Tracks for $100 Ends Saturday
02.02.18One Good Testimony Deserves Another (from Canada)
02.02.18New Fan in Washington, Old Fan in Alaska
02.02.18Beam Us Up, Scotland!
02.01.18More Stations Add New ApX Radio Show
01.30.18New Single (2 Killer Bs)
01.29.181100 Tracks for $100 Extended Another Week
01.26.18Apol-Annoyance in Austin
01.26.18MI Pastor Speaks Frankly to ApX
01.25.18Clues for Our Third Single of 2018
01.24.18Prayers for ApX Fan Deborah Huff in ICU
01.22.181100 Tracks $100 Ends Soon
01.22.18New Radio Program Will Feature ApX Regularly
01.22.18Pastor Looks Back on 19 Years as ApX Fan
01.19.18Special Request from ApX's Chris Von Bartheld
01.19.181100 Tracks for $100
01.19.18Get Multiple Downloads for Any Size Donation
01.19.18How to Donate Online or by Mail
01.19.18Encouragement from a Pastor in NC
01.18.18The Principal and the Parodies
01.18.18New Single: Tears for Fears & Alanis Morissette
01.16.18New Single (80s & 90s)
01.10.18ApX Lead Singer on ESPN Again This Weekend
01.10.18Fan Will Match Donations Up to $5000
01.10.18You Don't Need to Be in the USA to Enjoy Our USB
01.10.18Clues for Our Second Single of 2018
01.08.18Get All Our Parodies on USB
01.08.181100 Tracks for $100
01.08.18New CD BOGO Ends Sunday
01.04.18California Fan Comments on New CD
01.04.182017: The Year in Review for ApologetiX
01.04.18The Stories Behind the Songs on Our New Single
01.02.18How to Donate & How to Get Multiple MP3s
01.02.18Get Multiple Downloads for Any Size Donation
01.02.18New Single for a New Year
01.02.18BOGO Special on New CD Ends Sunday
12.31.17Get Multiple Downloads for Any Size Donation
12.28.17Buy Our 50th CD, Get 1 of 26 CDs Free
12.28.17Get Our Complete Library on USB
12.28.17How to Donate Online or By Mail
12.28.17Shirts in Stock in Seven Sizes
12.28.17Clues for Our Last Single of 2017
12.21.17ApX Christmas Videos on YouTube
12.21.17After the Gift Rush: What if You Order Now?
12.21.17ApX Inspires Fan Who Then Inspires ApX
12.21.17New Single: 2 from Our 25th Anniversary Show
12.18.17New CD in Stock, Order Today for Christmas

ApologetiX on National TV Saturday Plus More
Fri., Feb. 6. 2004 10:29pm EST

1. ApologetiX on National TV Saturday
2. ApologetiX "Live" Web Chat Monday
3. Next Weekend: Ohio & Michigan
4. Two Weeks Out: Mississippi & Louisiana
5. Three Weeks Out: Two in Wisconsin
6. "Look Yourself" Most Requested Song, #3 on New National Chart
7. "Adam Up," "Isn't Wasn't Ain't" Plus $7 CDs & More On Sale Online
8. How to Order "Adam Up" and the Other CDs Via Mail

J. Jackson, lead singer and lyricist for ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) here.

Hope you're doing well there! I'm preparing to enjoy my last weekend off before we hit the road again. We're looking forward to seeing you all again, but whether we're coming to your town soon or not (and there are a LOT of as-yet-announced concerts that will be posting to our schedule on apologetix.com soon), you can see us on Saturday AND Monday -- read items #1 and 2 below for more details!

In fact, you may see our lead guitarist and producer, Karl Messner, before we do. He's been on vacation out of the country for the past week, so we've had no phone or email communication with him during that time. That's actually good, because it means Karl has actually been vacationing full time and not doing band work on the side (He and his wife, Debbie, are celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary, which is later this year.) He has definitely deserved a break, and we're glad he's finally getting one!


1. APOLOGETIX ON NATIONAL TV SATURDAY

Hey, I just got the news on when when our national television appearance will be on Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN). How about tomorrow (Saturday)? Yeah, sorry for the short notice! For those of you who are unfamiliar with Trinity Broadcasting Networking (TBN), there's a good chance you get it, especially if you have any kind of cable package.

The JC-TV One-Year Anniversary Special, which we just taped a couple weeks ago, is scheduled to air on the Trinity Broadcasting Network this Saturday February 7, at 11 p.m. (EST), 8 p.m. (PST).

In addition to ApologetiX, there were also musical performances by Out of Eden, Plus One, T-Bone and Dogwood. Special guests include Steven Baldwin, Steve Russo and Mark Stuart of Audio Adrenaline. I think our performances are close to the beginning of the show (I'm not sure, since it was taped), so make sure you tune in on time!

The JC-TV One-Year Anniversary Special will also air on JC-TV the following days and times: Friday February 13 & 27 at 5 p.m. EST, Saturday February 21 at 10 a.m. EST & 4 p.m. EST and Sunday February 29 at 10 a.m. EST. However, your best bet to see us would be Saturday, because I think a lot more of you have TBN than JC-TV.



2. APOLOGETIX "LIVE" ONLINE CHAT COMING MONDAY!

Feb. 9, 2004 at 8 p.m.,
members of ApologetiX will be online answering your questions at
Oldiesmann's ApologetiX site.
For more info, go to the following site http://forum.oldiesmann.us/index.php

Or click on this link:

http://forum.oldiesmann.us/index.php?board=16;action=display;threadid=112



3. NEXT WEEKEND: OHIO & MICHIGAN

Friday, February 13, 2004 7:00 PM
Tabernacle of Praise
6480 Lower Leesville Rd.
Crestline, OH 44827
CONTACT: 419.683.5105
Tickets $8 in advance, $12 at the door
Purchase tickets at The Bookery in Mansfield,
Almost Heaven Bookstores in Bucyrus,
and Sponsor TABERNACLE OF FAITH
Website: http://www.topinc.org

Saturday, February 14, 2004 7:00 PM
Tickets$8 advance, $10 door
GRACE COMMUNITY REFORMED CHURCH
(previously called Grace Reformed Church)
REFORMED CHURCH
945 136th Avenue
Holland, MI 49424
CONTACT: Lisa Crozier 616-399-1872
EMAIL: jcrozier@chartermi.net
Buy tickets online before they sell out



4. TWO WEEKS OUT: MISSISSIPPI & LOUISIANA

Friday, February 20, 2004 9:00 pm
$5 tickets at door for the public
GULFSHORE BAPTIST ASSEMBLY CAMP
100 First Street
Pass Christian, Mississippi 39571
CONTACT: Kipp Smith/Zoar
Baptist Church 225-261-3434
Day of concert 228-4527261
EMAIL: WeebEJamn@aol.com

Saturday, February 21, 2004
Tickets $7 advance, $10 door
EASTWOOD BAPTIST CHURCH
2810 Highway 80
East Haughton, Louisiana 71037-7404
CONTACT: Church 318-949-9433
FAX: 318-949-4452
EMAIL: chad.mills@eastwoodbaptist.com
WEBSITE: www.eastwoodbaptist.com



5. THREE WEEKS OUT: TWO IN WISCONSIN

Friday, February 27, 2004 7:30 PM
Tickets $10 advance $15 Door
Tickets can be purchased at
Lighthouse Books in Janesville 608-754-2665
People's Church in Beloit 608-362-7556
Bible Book Center in Rockford 815-654-0020
or Lemstone Christian 815-332-5505
FAITH COMMUNITY CHURCH
2931 Lucerne Drive
Janesville, WI 53545
CONTACT: David Ashley 608-757-8220 or
Email ps150club@yahoo.com
WEB SITE: www.faithcommunitychurch.net/ps_150_club

Saturday, February 28, 2004 7:00 PM
Tickets $10.00 in advance $12 at the door
Purchase tickets at
New London: Familiar Grounds Coffee Shop,
Appleton: Family Christian Store and Lemstone Books,
Oshkosh: Basic Books,
Green bay: Lighthouse Books
Waupaca: Faith Expressions
Fond Du Lac: Reach Out Books
NEW LONDON HIGH SCHOOL-Sponsored by Cornerstone Christian Church
Klatt Road
New London, WI 54961
CONTACT: Pastor Kevin Christian 920-982-0917
EMAIL: pastorkevin@cornerstoneNL.com



6. "LOOK YOURSELF" MOST REQUESTED SONG, #3 ON NEW NATIONAL CHART

If you've been following our recent newsletters, you know that "Look Yourself," the first single from our new "Adam Up" CD, recently hit #1 on ChristianBEATS National Rap & Hip Hop Charts, #1 on Christian-hiphop.net, and #10 on R & R s Christian rhythmic charts.

This week, it hits #3 on the CHR and Hot Popular Music Charts for CMRadio.Net. It's also the CMRadio.Net's #1 requested song overall!

The full charts can be found at: http://www.cmradio.net/charts/3_weeklychart.html



7. ADAM UP, ISN'T WASN'T AIN'T PLUS $7 CDS & MORE ON SALE ONLINE ... AND VIA MAIL ORDER

Now you can order our latest CD, "Adam Up," our limited edition "Isn't Wasn't Ain't" CD (from 1993) and Christmas CD, and $7 cracked case editions of our other CDs ... and you can do it online (see link below) OR by mail (See order form at the bottom of this email).

You can pay by any of the following methods: credit card, ATM card, check or money order. We generally process orders within 24 hours and ship first class mail for small U.S. orders and Priority Mail for larger U.S. orders. Orders outside the United States are shipped via Air Mail to expedite the process.

If you'd like to order online, just click on this link or (if your Internet service doesn t allow you to click this link) copy and paste it into the address section on your Internet browser: http://www.apologetix.com/surprize

WHAT'S ON "ADAM UP"?

Here s a list of what songs are on our brand new CD, Adam Up, the new titles, the original songs and artists they spoof:

1. We're in a Parody Band ('We're an American Band" by Grand Funk Railroad)
2. Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless ('Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous by Good Charlotte)
3. Boy Tell the World ('Joy to the World" by Three Dog Night)
4. Choose Your Daddy ('Who's Your Daddy?" by Toby Keith)
5. Meshach ('Love Shack" by the B-52's)
6. I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) ('I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by the Proclaimers)
7. Get Found Tonight ('Get Down Tonight" by K.C. & the Sunshine Band)
8. Look Yourself ('Lose Yourself" by Eminem)
9. Should I Pray or Should I Go ('Should I Stay or Should I Go" by the Clash)
10. The Spittle ('The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World)
11. Sweet Oholibamah ('Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
12. It's Not Eden ('Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five For Fighting)
13. Listening After Midnight ('Living After Midnight" by Judas Priest)
14. Psum 14 ('Fat Lip" by Sum 41)
15. The Word ('Grease" by Frankie Valli)
16. Wherever You Will Sow ('Wherever You Will Go" by the Calling)
17. Wake Up Talitha Cumi ('Wake Up Little Susie" by the Everly Brothers)
18. Guide the Way ('By the Way" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers)
19. Little-Read Bible Book ('Li'l Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs)
20. Downer of a Sister ('Chop Suey" by System of a Down)
21. Lazy Brain ('Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne)
22. Called My Wife ('All My Life" by the Foo Fighters)

WHAT'S ON 'ISN'T WASN'T AIN'T"?

"Isn't Wasn't Ain't" is a limited edition CD (not available in stores), which is a re-release of our 1993 release, "Isn't Wasn't Ain't," which was previously available only on cassette (only about 1,000 copies were made of the original).

We'd hoped to satisfy our fans' desire for new material with the release of 'Adam Up," but many of you still wanted more. So we've remastered a CD version of 'Isn't Wasn't Ain't," complete with a very cool-looking label. Like our 'Have Yourself a Parody Little Christmas," this CD does not have a CD booklet (tracks are listed on the label) and is not available in stores. It's something we're making available especially for our email newsletter fans.

Here's a list of what songs are on the limited edition reissue CD our 1993 release 'Isn't Wasn't Ain't," the new titles, the original songs and artists they spoof:

1. Isn't Wasn't Ain't ('Livin' Lovin' Maid" by Led Zeppelin)
2. David and Goliath ('Paperback Writer" by the Beatles)
3. Lions ('Signs" by Five Man Electrical Band and Tesla)
4. Patients ('Patience" by Guns n' Roses)
5. Help Me, Rhoda ('Help Me, Rhonda" by the Beach Boys)
6. That Daughter ('Black Water" by the Doobie Brothers)
7. Little Esther ('Little Sister" by Elvis Presley)
8. Don't Try ('Don't Cry" by Guns n' Roses)
9. I Found the Answer There ('I Saw Her Standing There" by the Beatles)
10. Be Like David Was ('Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company)
11. Ain't That a Miracle ('Pink Houses" by John Cougar Mellencamp)
12. Faith Pt. 2 ('Faith" by George Michael)
13. Christians Doin' Music ('Listen to the Music" by the Doobie Brothers)
14. What is and Will Forever Be ('What is What Should Never Be" by Led Zeppelin)
15. Matthew 9 ('I Feel Fine" by the Beatles)
16. He Really Got Mad ('You Really Got Me" by the Kinks and Van Halen)
17. Love Ain't Nothin' ('Long Train Running" by the Doobie Brothers)
18. Verynice City ('Paradise City" by Guns n' Roses)

And, like we said, there's plenty more available at the link. You can still order the special Christmas CD, the autographed concert posters, and the $7 cracked CD sale for our other seven titles, 'Radical History Tour" through 'Grace Period."

TO ORDER ONLINE

Just click on this link or (if your Internet service doesn't allow you to click this link) copy and paste it into the address section on your Internet browser: http://www.apologetix.com/surprize



8. HOW TO ORDER "ADAM UP" AND THE OTHER CDS VIA MAIL

Just fill in the form below and mail it to us at:

ApologetiX 3251
Conway Wallrose Rd
Baden PA 15005-2313

Please make checks/money orders payable in U.S. funds to ApologetiX.

Shipping & handling is a flat rate of $5 for your entire order ($10 for orders outside the United States), no matter how many you order.

Simply print out this e-mail and fill out the form below and send it in along with your check/money order to the address at the bottom of the order form.

We must receive your check/money order before we ship. Don't worry about contacting us by e-mail. Just send the form via postal mail and include your name and address.

********

ORDER FORM

Please list the quantity in the blank space next to the title:

QUANTITY

______ Adam Up ($15 per CD)

______ Isn't Wasn't Ain't ($15 per CD)

______ Autographed Touring Poster ($15 per Poster)

______ Grace Period-Cracked Case ($7 per CD)

______ Keep the Change-Cracked Case ($7 per CD)

______ Spoofernatural-Cracked Case ($7 per CD)

______ Biblical Graffiti-Cracked Case ($7 per CD)

______ Jesus Christ Morningstar-Cracked Case ($7 per CD)

______ Ticked-Cracked Case ($7 per CD)

______ Radical History Tour-Cracked Case ($7 per CD)

______ Christmas CD ($7 per CD)

TOTAL NUMBER OF $15 ITEMS ______ x $15 = ______

TOTAL NUMBER OF $7 ITEMS ______ x $7 = ______

______ Sub-Total

+ $5 Shipping & Handling ($10 for orders outside of the United States)

______ TOTAL COST (please make checks/money orders payable to ApologetiX)



Name: _____________________________________________



Address: ___________________________________________



Address: ___________________________________________

Please include this order form and print your address information on the order. NOTE: Our shipping process will be delayed the week of Feb. 1, so please get your orders in before then!

Send your order, along with your check or money order, to:

ApologetiX 3251
Conway Wallrose Rd
Baden PA 15005-2313



Apologetically,

J.

-- J. Jackson Lead Singer/Lyricist ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) www.apologetix.com j@apologetix.com

Ephesians 2:22
And in him you too are being built together to become a dwelling in which God lives by his Spirit.