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ApologetiX in PA, Best CD Sale Ever (Ends March 31)
Thu., Mar. 18. 2004 1:47am EST
1. This Weekend: Conneautville PA
2. Next Weekend: Two in Gulfport MS
3. Two Weeks Out: Johnson City NY & State College PA
4. Upcoming Concerts
5. All 10 ApologetiX CDs and What They Spoof
6. Our Best CD Sale Ever (All Titles $7 Through 3/31)
J. Jackson, lead singer and lyricist for ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) here.
O.K., It's already 12:30 a.m. as I'm typing this, so I'll try to keep this brief (Editor's Note: I finished the thing at about 1:30 a.m.) Thanks to all of you who came to see us last weekend in Union City MO and Martinsville IN. Both places were packed, the audiences were great, old friends showed up, and the promoters were very kind. That's been a pattern for all of our concerts in 2004 thus far, so thank you, Lord!
This weekend, we'll be back in another place where we get great radio support (from WCTL) and wonderful fan turnout, Conneautville PA. We'll also have keyboardist Bill Hubauer along as a special treat. Don't miss it if you have the chance to come!
Also, for the next two weeks only, we are offering the greatest deal we have ever offered on CDs -- all 10 of our CDs (the eight you can get in stores and the two you can only get through us) -- for $7 each. These are not cracked CDs. They are perfect condition, still in the shrink wrap. Why are we doing this? Well, we'd like to wrap all of these sales we've been offering with one final big blowout. We have some expenses to take care of, and this is how we've decided to do it.
After this sale is over on March 31, we'll be no longer be offering "Isn't Wasn't Ain't" or "Have Yourself a Parody Little Christmas" -- at least not for a long time. These are limited edition CDs, and it's time to give them a long rest. Also, the cracked CD sales are over. We're as tired as you are with seeing them at the end of every email for the past couple months. So this is it. Two weeks of $7 non-cracked CDs -- all 10 titles. Stock up while you can.
Just click on this link or (if your Internet service doesn't allow you to click this link) copy and paste it into the address section on your Internet browser: http://www.apologetix.com/surprize
Now, some of you have never been sure what CDs you wanted to buy, because you never had a complete list of all of the songs we spoofed on our CDs. We're including it for the first time in this week's email. See Item #5.
1. THIS WEEKEND: CONNEAUTVILLE PA
Saturday, March 20, 2004 7:00 PM
Tickets $5 in advance $8 at the door
Conneaut Valley H.S.
22154 State Highway 18
Conneautville, PA 16406
Tickets available at
Gospel Book and Supply, Meadville,
Beacon Books in the Millcreek Square,
Gospel Book & Supply 3545 W. 12th St. Erie Pa.
and WCTL radio station 10912 Rt.19
Waterford, Pa,
Kings Way Christian Bookstore, Ashtabula Mall, Ashtabula Ohio
Contact: John Boratyn 814-587-2127
Email: jboratyn@mdvl.net
2. NEXT WEEKEND: TWO IN GULFPORT MS
Saturday, March 27, 2004 TBA PM
Ticketed Event TBA
Sponsored by CROSS 2 SUCCESS MINISTRIES
4TH ANNUAL SPIRIT FEST 2004 (8,000 people last year)
APOLOGETIX IS THE HEADLINER at the end of the night!
RICE PAVILION Highway 90
Gulfport, Mississippi 30501
CONTACT: Ron Meyers/GM WAOY 228-896-9336
EMAIL: Ron@WAOY.com OR
cross2success@aol.com
Sunday, March 28, 2004 TBA late afternoon
Ticketed Event TBA
Sponsored by CROSS 2 SUCCESS MINISTRIES
4TH ANNUAL SPIRIT FEST 2004 RICE PAVILLION
Highway 90 Gulfport, Mississippi 30501
CONTACT: Ron Meyers/GM WAOY 228-896-9336
EMAIL: Ron@WAOY.com
OR cross2success@aol.com
3. TWO WEEKS OUT: JOHNSON CITY NY & STATE COLLEGE PA
Friday, April 2, 2004 (time to be announced)
Ticketed Event
PRACTICAL BIBLE COLLEGE
400 Riverside Drive Johnson City, NY
13790
CONTACT: Cheryl Cetton 607-729-1581 ext. 315
WEB SITE: www.practical.edu
Saturday, April 3rd Doors open at 7:00 pm
Free Concert (donations accepted)
Sponsored by The Rock Invasion 2004
Abba Java Coffeehouse
E. College Ave. & Locust Lane
State College, Pennsylvania, 16801
Phone: 814-238-3028
Email: concertteam@therockinvasion.com
Website: www.therockinvasion.com
4. UPCOMING CONCERTS
This list adds concerts frequently, so stay tuned for more info. For the full details on all of the concerts below, please go to http://www.apologetix.com/tour.html and scroll to the bottom.
To inquire about booking a concert, please contact
Kathleen Burke
booking@apologetix.com
Burke Communications
949-770-3001 (9 a.m. to 5 p.m. PST).
Mar 20 - Conneautville PA Mar 27 - Gulfport MS Mar 28 - Gulfport MS Apr 02 - Johnson City NY Apr 03 - State College, PA Apr 16 - Palmdale CA Apr 17 - El Cajon CA Apr 24 - Footville WI Apr 30 - Angola IN May 01 - Pensacola FL May 14 - Mesa, AZ (Private concert for their Youth group) May 15 - Mesa, AZ
5. ALL 10 APOLOGETIX CDS AND WHAT SONGS THEY SPOOF
Some of you have never been sure what CDs you wanted to buy (Don't miss the sale in item #6), because you never had a complete list of all of the songs we spoofed on our CDs. At long last, here it is -- our complete discography:
ADAM UP December 2003
1. We're in a Parody Band ('We're an American Band" by Grand Funk Railroad)
2. Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless ('Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous by Good Charlotte)
3. Boy Tell the World ('Joy to the World" by Three Dog Night)
4. Choose Your Daddy ('Who's Your Daddy?" by Toby Keith)
5. Meshach ('Love Shack" by the B-52's)
6. I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) ('I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by the Proclaimers)
7. Get Found Tonight ('Get Down Tonight" by K.C. & the Sunshine Band)
8. Look Yourself ('Lose Yourself" by Eminem)
9. Should I Pray or Should I Go ('Should I Stay or Should I Go" by the Clash)
10. The Spittle ('The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World)
11. Sweet Oholibamah ('Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
12. It's Not Eden ('Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five For Fighting)
13. Listening After Midnight ('Living After Midnight" by Judas Priest)
14. Psum 14 ('Fat Lip" by Sum 41)
15. The Word ('Grease" by Frankie Valli)
16. Wherever You Will Sow ('Wherever You Will Go" by the Calling)
17. Wake Up Talitha Cumi ('Wake Up Little Susie" by the Everly Brothers)
18. Guide the Way ('By the Way" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers)
19. Little-Read Bible Book ('Li'l Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs)
20. Downer of a Sister ('Chop Suey" by System of a Down)
21. Lazy Brain ('Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne)
22. Called My Wife ('All My Life" by the Foo Fighters)
GRACE PERIOD August '02
1. Corinthians ('In the End" by Linkin Park)
2. Cornelius ('Cecilia" by Simon & Garfunkel)
3. I'm a Receiver ('I'm a Believer" by the Monkees and Smash Mouth)
4. YHWH ('YMCA" by the Village People)
5. Smooth Grandmama ('Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm and Michael Jackson)
6. Devil Went Down to Jordan ('Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels)
7. Drop of Lucifer ('Drops of Jupiter" by Train)
8. Born Above ('Born to Run" by Bruce Springsteen)
9. Follow Me ('Follow Me" by Uncle Kracker)
10. Don't Fear the People ('(Don't Fear) the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult)
11. Lemonade ('Renegade" by Styx)
12. How You Rewind Me ('How You Remind Me" by Nickelback)
13. Regeneration ('My Generation" by the Who)
14. Love the Jews ('Love Me Do" by the Beatles)
15. Good Guys Bad Guys ('Good Times Bad Times" by Led Zeppelin)
16. Flurry ('Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd)
17. Tom Saw Ya ('Tom Sawyer" by Rush)
18. Sufferin' Just Finished ('Suffragette City" by David Bowie)
19. Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit ('Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana)
20. Baa! We're Lambs ('Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys and the Regents)
HAVE YOURSELF A PARODY LITTLE CHRISTMAS December '01
1. Micah No. 5 ('Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega)
2. Late December 5 or 6 B.C. ('December 1963" by the Four Seasons)
3. Santa Claus ('Panama" by Van Halen)
4. Hotel Can't Afford Ya 2002 ('Hotel California" by the Eagles)
5. Manger ("Angel" by Shaggy with Rayvon)
6. Christmasnite ("Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down)
KEEP THE CHANGE October '01
1. Story of a Squirrel ("Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" by Nine Days)
2. Monkey Scheme ('Theme from 'The Monkees'" by the Monkees)
3. Christmasnite ("Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down)
4. Bethlehemian Rhapsody ("Bohemian Rhapsody" )
5. Stay in the Light ("Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees)
6. Old Time Romans Road ("Old Time Rock & Roll" Bob Seger)
7. The Real Sin Savior ("The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem)
8. Babylona ("My Sharona" by the Knack)
9. Daniel ("Daniel" by Elton John)
10. All the Stalls Stink ("All the Small Things" by Blink 182
11. Cheap Birds ("Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
12. Mama Told Me (What's to Come) ("Mama Told Me (Not to Come) by Three Dog Night)
13. Manger ("Angel" by Shaggy with Rayvon)
14. Be Bold Jeremiah ("Jet Airliner" by the Steve Miller Band)
15. Ballad of Jesus and Yahweh ("The Ballad of John and Yoko" by the Beatles)
16. Rock and Roots ("Rock and Roll" by Led Zeppelin)
17. Simp Liztik ("Nookie" by Limp Bizkit)
18. You Booked Me All Along ("You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC)
19. Life Restored ("Last Resort" by Papa Roach)
SPOOFERNATURAL November '00
1. Play That Funny Music ("Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry)
2. Fishin' On a Pier ("Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi)
3. Pray Now ("All Star" by Smash Mouth)
4. El-ijah ("Elvira" by the Oak Ridge Boys)
5. Sin Can Be Resistible ("Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer)
6. Trooth ("Smooth" by Santana Featuring Rob Thomas)
7. La Bible ("La Bamba" by Ritchie Valens and Los Lobos)
8. I Want in That Place ("I Want it That Way" by the Backstreet Boys)
9. Crowd of Foreign Girls ("California Girls" by the Beach Boys and David Lee Roth)
10. Choirboy ("Cowboy" by Kid Rock)
11. Every Crown Has Its Thorns ("Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison)
12. Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of ("Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin)
13. I Love Apostle Paul ("I Love Rock 'n' Roll" by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts)
14. Jonah, Jonah ("Mony, Mony" by Billy Idol and Tommy James & the Shondells)
15. Learn Some Deuteronomy ("Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard)
16. Last Night ("Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam and J. Frank Wilson & the Cavaliers)
17. Once Livin' Twice Died ("Once Bitten Twice Shy" by Great White)
18. Rock This Tower ("Rock This Town" by the Stray Cats)
19. Genny 22 ("867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone)
BIBLICAL GRAFFITI December '99
1. One Way ("One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies)
2. Twins Came Out ("Twist and Shout" by the Beatles)
3. Every Step to Take ("Every Breath You Take" by the Police)
4. 969 ("Summer of '69" by Bryan Adams)
5. Second Timothy ("Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground)
6. You Ain't Been Nothing Yet ("You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by B.T.O.)
7. Donkey Talked With Him ("Honky Tonk Women" by the Rolling Stones)
8. Ronomy ("Runaway" by Del Shannon)
9. Credence Thru Deepwater Survival ("Proud Mary" by CCR)
10. Lawful Woman in a Bad Place ("Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" by the Hollies)
11. Kick in the Wall ("Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2" by Pink Floyd)
12. Fast Paul ("The Way" by Fastball)
13. Jail Got Rocked ("Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis Presley)
14. Put You Down in My Will ("Push" by matchbox 20)
15. Crazy Little King God Loves ("Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen)
16. Dancing Dave ("Dancing Days" by Led Zeppelin)
17. Smart Blest Man ("Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top)
18. Revelation Man ("Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers)
19. Armageddon Valley Someday ("Pleasant Valley Sunday" by the Monkees)
20. Droppin' on the Sun ("Walkin' on the Sun" by Smash Mouth)
21. Bends to Low Places ("Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks)
22. Enter Samson ("Enter Sandman" by Metallica)
JESUS CHRIST MORNINGSTAR Dec. '98
1. Hotel Can't Afford Ya ("Hotel California" by the Eagles)
2. Go Right Now ("All Right Now" by Free)
3. Apostle Me ("Rock n' Me" by Steve Miller Band)
4. Jesus ("Venus" by the Shocking Blue and Bananarama)
5. Temple Physician ("Pinball Wizard" by the Who and Elton John)
6. Love & Kisses ("Rock and Roll All Night" by Kiss)
7. Parable Guy ("American Pie" by Don McLean)
8. I'll Prepare For You ("I'll Be There for You" by the Rembrandts)
9. I Have to Die First ("Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor)
10. Didn't Just Die ("Live and Let Die" by Paul McCartney)
11. Died and Rose ("China Grove" by the Doobie Brothers)
12. L.S.F. ("Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles and Elton John)
13. Spirit Inside ("Spirit in the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum)
14. Walk His Way ("Walk This Way" by Aerosmith)
15. You May Be Bright ("You May Be Right" by Billy Joel )
16. John 1:1 ("Fun, Fun, Fun" by the Beach Boys)
17. Narrow Way to Heaven ("Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin)
18. Fakey Shaky Parts ("Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus)
TICKED (ROLLING CLONE) Dec. '97
1. Come Out and Pray ("Come Out and Play" by the Offspring)
2. All ApologetiX ("All Apologies" by Nirvana)
3. Naomi Gonna Be With Ruth ("Only Wanna Be With You" by Hootie & the Blowfish)
4. Shepherd's Paradise ("Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)
5. Counting Blessings ("Counting Blue Cars" by Dishwalla)
6. Plump ("Lump" by the Presidents of the USA)
7. Letterman ("Better Man" by Pearl Jam)
8. People ("Pepper" by the Buttonhole Surfers)
9. Big Deal ("Big Me" by Foo Fighters)
10. Little Sins ("Little Things" by Bush)
11. Stupid World ("Stupid Girl" by Garbage)
12.A Lie ("Alive" by Pearl Jam)
13. Preachers ("Peaches" by the Presidents of the USA)
14. Who's There? ("Loser" by Beck)
15. Heaven Isn't Like That ("Shine" by Collective Soul)
16. No Chain ("No Rain" by Blind Melon)
17. Young As You Are ("Come As You Are" by Nirvana)
18. Casket Place ("Basket Case" by Green Day)
19. Lightning Flashes ("Lightning Crashes" by Live)
20. InYerFace Love Song ("Interstate Love Song" by Stone Temple Pilots)
21. You Gotta Go ("You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette)
RADICAL HISTORY TOUR Aug. '94
1. Bethlehemian Rhapsody ("Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen)
2. Isaac Man ("Ice Cream Man" by Van Halen)
3. Jacob's Name is Israel ("Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive)
4. Judgment Gets Passed ("Jumpin' Jack Flash" by the Rolling Stones)
5. (Check Out) the Book ("The Look" by Roxette)
6. Yer Maker ("D'yer Maker" by Led Zeppelin)
7. I Know a Riddle ("I Know a Little" by Lynard Skynard)
8. I've Got Elijah Fightin' Baal (I've Got a Tiger By the Tail" by Buck Owens)
9. Not Logs Lincoln ("Hot Rod Lincoln" by Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen)
10. Read Ephesians ("Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith)
11. Lazzie Lay ("Maggie Mae" by Rod Stewart)
12. Catch That Fever! ("Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent) 13. Triune Godhead ("Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones)
14. Ignorant Song ("Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin)
15. E.Z.Kiel ("Suzi Q" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
16. Virgin ("Urgent" by Foreigner)
17. The Sounds of Silas ("The Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel)
18. Bad Dude Risin' ("Bad Moon Risin'" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
19. Life in the Last Days ("Life in the Fast Lane" by the Eagles)
20. Midnight Hour, Pt. 2 ("In the Midnight Hour" by Wilson Pickett)
ISN'T WASN'T AIN'T July '93
1. Isn't Wasn't Ain't ('Livin' Lovin' Maid" by Led Zeppelin)
2. David and Goliath ('Paperback Writer" by the Beatles)
3. Lions ('Signs" by Five Man Electrical Band and Tesla)
4. Patients ('Patience" by Guns n' Roses)
5. Help Me, Rhoda ('Help Me, Rhonda" by the Beach Boys)
6. That Daughter ('Black Water" by the Doobie Brothers)
7. Little Esther ('Little Sister" by Elvis Presley)
8. Don't Try ('Don't Cry" by Guns n' Roses)
9. I Found the Answer There ('I Saw Her Standing There" by the Beatles)
10. Be Like David Was ('Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company)
11. Ain't That a Miracle ('Pink Houses" by John Cougar Mellencamp)
12. Faith Pt. 2 ('Faith" by George Michael)
13. Christians Doin' Music ('Listen to the Music" by the Doobie Brothers)
14.What is and Will Forever Be ('What is What Should Never Be" by Led Zeppelin)
15. Matthew 9 ('I Feel Fine" by the Beatles)
16. He Really Got Mad ('You Really Got Me" by the Kinks and Van Halen)
17. Love Ain't Nothin' ('Long Train Running" by the Doobie Brothers)
18. Verynice City ('Paradise City" by Guns n' Roses)
6. OUR BEST CD SALE EVER (ALL TITLES $7 THROUGH 3/31)
In case you missed it in the preamble of this newsletter, for the next two weeks only, we are offering the greatest deal we have ever offered on CDs -- all 10 of our CDs (the eight you can get in stores and the two you can only get through us) -- for $7 each. These are not cracked CDs. They are perfect condition, still in the shrink wrap.
After this sale is over on March 31, we'll be no longer be offering "Isn't Wasn't Ain't" or "Have Yourself a Parody Little Christmas" -- at least not for a long time. Also, the cracked CD sales are over. So this is it. Two weeks of $7 non-cracked CDs -- all 10 titles. Stock up while you can.
You can pay by any of the following methods: credit card, ATM card, check or money order. We generally process orders within 24 hours and ship first class mail for small U.S. orders and Priority Mail for larger U.S. orders. Orders outside the United States are shipped via Air Mail to expedite the process.
TO ORDER ONLINE
Just click on this link or (if your Internet service doesn't allow you to click this link) copy and paste it into the address section on your Internet browser: http://www.apologetix.com/surprize
TO ORDER VIA MAIL
Just fill in the form below and mail it to us at:
ApologetiX 3251
Conway Wallrose Rd
Baden PA 15005-2313
Please make checks/money orders payable in U.S. funds to ApologetiX.
Shipping & handling is a flat rate of $5 for your entire order ($10 for orders outside the United States), no matter how many you order.
Simply print out this e-mail and fill out the form below and send it in along with your check/money order to the address at the bottom of the order form.
We must receive your check/money order before we ship. Don't worry about contacting us by e-mail. Just send the form via postal mail and include your name and address.
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ORDER FORM
Please list the quantity in the blank space next to the title:
QUANTITY
______ Adam Up ($7 per CD)
______ Grace Period ($7 per CD)
______ Keep the Change ($7 per CD)
______ Spoofernatural Case ($7 per CD)
______ Biblical Graffiti ($7 per CD)
______ Jesus Christ Morningstar ($7 per CD)
______ Ticked ($7 per CD)
______ Radical History Tour ($7 per CD)
______ Christmas CD ($7 per CD)
______ Isn't Wasn't Ain't ($7 per CD)
TOTAL NUMBER OF ITEMS ______ x $7 = ______
______ Sub-Total
+ $5 Shipping & Handling ($10 for orders outside of the United States)
______ TOTAL COST (please make checks/money orders payable to ApologetiX)
Name: _____________________________________________
Address: ___________________________________________
Address: ___________________________________________
Please include this order form and print your address information on the order.
Send your order, along with your check or money order, to:
ApologetiX 3251
Conway Wallrose Rd
Baden PA 15005-2313
Apologetically,
J.
-- J. Jackson Lead Singer/Lyricist ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) www.apologetix.com j@apologetix.com
John 1:12
Yet to all who received him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God--
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