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ApologetiX T-Shirt & "Adam Up" CD Sale
Tue., Jun. 15. 2004 12:11pm EDT

APOLOGETIX T-SHIRTS & "ADAM UP" CD ON SALE ONLINE & VIA MAIL ORDER

J. Jackson, lead singer and lyricist for ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) here.

Hey, no concerts this weekend, as we celebrate Father's Day. Since we get so few weekends off, my family and I are going on vacation. If you're in the vicinity of Erie PA or Paducah KY this week, maybe I'll run into you somewhere. Keith and his family will also be in Erie with us.

In the meantime, we're going to celebrate summer by making some items available on-line (and on sale) for the first time in quite a while -- our latest CD, "Adam Up" (for only $10) and five different t-shirts (for only $15 each).

The shirts are available in various sizes and these styles: Enter Samson, Story of a Squirrel (blue with realistic style), Story of a Squirrel (white with comic book style), Keep the Change (cover on front and song titles/artists spoofed on back), and Grace Period (cover on front and song titles/artists spoofed on back). You can see the shirts for yourself at this special website: http://www.apologetix.com/summer

You can pay by any of the following methods: credit card, ATM card, check or money order. If you'd like to order online, just click on this link or (if your Internet service doesn't allow you to click this link) copy and paste it into the address section on your Internet browser: http://www.apologetix.com/summer



WHAT'S ON THE "ADAM UP" CD?

Here's a list of what songs are on our latest and most popular CD, 'Adam Up," the new titles, the original songs and artists they spoof:

1. We're in a Parody Band ('We're an American Band" by Grand Funk Railroad)
2. Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless ('Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous by Good Charlotte)
3. Boy Tell the World ('Joy to the World" by Three Dog Night)
4. Choose Your Daddy ('Who's Your Daddy?" by Toby Keith)
5. Meshach ('Love Shack" by the B-52's)
6. I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) ('I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by the Proclaimers)
7. Get Found Tonight ('Get Down Tonight" by K.C. & the Sunshine Band)
8. Look Yourself ('Lose Yourself" by Eminem)
9. Should I Pray or Should I Go ('Should I Stay or Should I Go" by the Clash)
10. The Spittle ('The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World)
11. Sweet Oholibamah ('Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
12. It's Not Eden ('Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five For Fighting)
13. Listening After Midnight ('Living After Midnight" by Judas Priest)
14. Psum 14 ('Fat Lip" by Sum 41)
15. The Word ('Grease" by Frankie Valli)
16. Wherever You Will Sow ('Wherever You Will Go" by the Calling)
17. Wake Up Talitha Cumi ('Wake Up Little Susie" by the Everly Brothers)
18. Guide the Way ('By the Way" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers)
19. Little-Read Bible Book ('Li'l Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs)
20. Downer of a Sister ('Chop Suey" by System of a Down)
21. Lazy Brain ('Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne)
22. Called My Wife ('All My Life" by the Foo Fighters)



HOW TO ORDER ONLINE

Just click on this link or (if your Internet service doesn't allow you to click this link) copy and paste it into the address section on your Internet browser: http://www.apologetix.com/summer



HOW TO ORDER T-SHIRTS & "ADAM UP" VIA MAIL

Just fill in the form below and mail it to us at:

ApologetiX
3251 Conway Wallrose Rd
Baden PA 15005-2313

Please make checks/money orders payable in U.S. funds to ApologetiX. We must receive your check/money order before we ship.

Shipping & handling is a flat rate of $5 for your entire order ($10 for mail orders outside the United States), no matter how many you order.

Simply print out this e-mail and fill out the form below and send it in along with your check/money order to the address at the bottom of the order form.

******

ORDER FORM

Please list the quantity in the blank space next to the title:

QUANTITY

______ Adam Up CD ($10)

______ Grace Period Shirt ($15) Medium

______ Grace Period Shirt ($15) Large

______ Grace Period Shirt ($15) XL

______ Grace Period Shirt ($15) 2XL

______ Keep the Change Shirt ($15) Medium

______ Keep the Change Shirt ($15) Large

______ Keep the Change Shirt ($15) XL

______ Keep the Change Shirt ($15) 2XL

______ Story of a Squirrel Shirt I - Blue ($15) 2X

______ Story of a Squirrel Shirt I - Blue ($15) 3X

______ Story of a Squirrel Shirt II - White ($15) L

______ Story of a Squirrel Shirt II - White ($15) XL

______ Story of a Squirrel Shirt II - White ($15) 2X

______ Story of a Squirrel Shirt II - White ($15) 3X

______ Enter Samson Shirt ($15) Medium

______ Enter Samson Shirt ($15) XL



Total Number of $15 Items ______ x $15 = ______

Total Number of $10 Items ______ x $10 = ______

______ Sub-Total

+ $5 Shipping & Handling ($10 for orders outside of the United States)

______ Total Cost (please make checks/money orders payable to ApologetiX)



Name: _____________________________________________



Address: ___________________________________________



Address: ___________________________________________



Send this order form, along with your check or money order, to:

ApologetiX
3251 Conway Wallrose Rd
Baden PA 15005-2313



Apologetically,

J.

-- J. Jackson Lead Singer/Lyricist ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) www.apologetix.com j@apologetix.com


Ecclesiastes 7:21-22
Do not pay attention to every word people say, or you may hear your servant cursing you - for you know in your heart that many times you yourself have cursed others

Apologetically,

J.

-- J. Jackson Lead Singer/Lyricist ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) www.apologetix.com j@apologetix.com

Proverbs 21:2
All a man's ways seem right to him, but the LORD weighs the heart.