Crowd shot masthead ApologetiX Logo Keith Haynie plays bassBill Hubauer plays lead guitarJ. Jackson sings leadJimmy Vegas Tanner plays drums
61,772
as of November 15, 2019

<< Back to the fan club


Search Past News:

Sort by Relevance Date

Yesterday's News:

11.13.19New Single: '72 & '82
11.13.19Get Multiple Downloads for One Donation
11.13.19New Single: '72 & '82
11.09.19Clues for 20th Single of 2019
11.09.19ApX Webmaster Hospitalized Again
11.08.19Over 1250 Tracks for $100 Ends Sunday
11.08.19How to Donate Online or by Mail
11.08.19USB Thumb Drives Going Fast
11.08.19Bible-Reading Update: Proverbs to Prophets
11.08.19ApX Episode 94 Airs This Wkd
11.02.19The Stories Behind the Songs on the New Single
11.01.19Song Features ApX, Journey & Firehouse Alumni
10.28.19New Single: Classic-Rock Double-Shot
10.25.19ApX Webmaster's Health Woes Continue
10.25.19Condolences to ApX Guitarist Wayne Bartley
10.24.19From the Midwest, Southwest, and Great White North
10.24.19Clues for Our 19th Single of 2019
10.24.19Over 1250 Tracks for $100 (Ends Soon)
10.18.19Happy Anniversary, ApX Rhythm Section
10.17.19Over 1250 Tracks for $100
10.14.19New Single: 60's & 70's Rockers
10.12.1910 Statements from 10 States
10.11.19Clues for Our 19th Single of '19
10.07.19New CD Deal Ends Thursday
10.07.19New CD BOGO Deal Ends Thursday
10.04.19Prayers for a Fan in Greeneville TN
10.04.19New Video from ApX 25th Anniversary Show
10.02.19New CD in Stock: Buy 1, Get 1 of 29 CDs Free
09.30.19New Single: 70's & 90's
09.26.19What's on the New CD, Conspiracy No. 56?
09.20.19Next CD to Ship Next Wednesday
09.20.19The Story Behind Our New Single Cover
09.20.19ApX Adds New Song to Its Resurrection Playlist
09.17.19New Single: Back Talk & Bethany
09.13.19Clues for This Weekend's Single
09.13.19Next CD is at the Duplicator, What's the Title?
09.13.19Encouragement from Texas via Illinois and Minnesota
09.13.19Condolences to ApX Guitarist Tom Milnes
09.06.19A Special Prayer Request for Al
09.06.19I Love Apostle Paul: The Book?
09.06.19USB Thumb Drives on the Way
09.03.19New Single: Summers of '77 & '88
08.30.19Clues for Our Upcoming 15th Single
08.30.19Non-Stop ApX in New Jersey
08.30.19Prayers for Our Webmaster
08.27.19Two Fans Will Match All Donations Thru Saturday
08.27.19Over 1200 Tracks for $100 Thru Saturday
08.23.19Topical Paradise: New Parody Themes on the Horizon
08.20.19New Single: Heartland Rock
08.17.19More Prayers for Our Webmaster
08.17.19Mood-Altering Messages from 7 States/Provinces
08.17.19BOGO CD Downloads Thru Sunday Night
08.16.19Clues for Our Next Single
08.09.19More Mail from AZ, CA, IN, MI, OH & WY
08.09.19Fans Respond to Our New Single
08.09.19Florida Fan Sends Some Serious Sunshine
08.09.19New Single: 70s, 80s, & 90s
08.06.19USB Drives Going Fast
08.01.19Double-Shot of Encouragement from Fans in OH
08.01.19ApX Used in Hoosier House-Church Network
08.01.19ApX Parody Making an Impact in South Africa
08.01.19ApX for Art's Sake: Christian Culture in Colorado
08.01.19ApX Ministry "Igniting New Faith" in England
08.01.19Mexico Church Plans to Use ApX and Hymns
07.27.19Latest Single Affects Fan on Many Angles
07.27.19Over 1200 Tracks for $100 (Ends Wednesday)
07.27.19Webmaster Hospitalized Again
07.27.19New USB Thumb Drives Include New CD
07.23.19In Case You Missed Our New Single
07.19.19Beatle-Dee & Beatle-Dumb: Date Night with J.
07.19.19New Single Here at Last, Webmaster Out of Hospital
07.14.19CD BOGO Ends Tonight, Webmaster Still Hospitalized
07.13.19We Still Need Help & Prayer
07.13.19New CD BOGO Deal Ends Monday
07.13.19New Single Still Delayed, Webmaster Still Hospitalized
07.09.19Good News, Bad News & Ugly News
07.05.19Clues for Our 12th Single of 2019
07.05.19A Dozen Long-Stemmed Reasons to Carry On
07.01.19We Need Help but There's Strength in the Struggle
06.28.19What's "That's Unbelief" About?
06.26.19New Single: 50's & 80's
06.21.19ApologetiX Anonymous: Letter from a Source with No Name
06.20.19Clues for Our Next Single
06.13.19Title and Theme of Our Next CD
06.13.19Bible-Reading Update (Another ApX Alum Joins)
06.13.19Over 1200 Tracks for $100 (Ends Sunday)
06.10.19New Single: Pop Rocks 1974
05.31.19So Many Weddings, So Little Time
05.31.19Here's How You Can Still Join Us in Bible Reading
05.28.19New Single: 1978 & 1984 Classic Rock
05.25.19Clues for This Weekend's Single
05.16.19Encouragement from NM, PA, OK, TX & MI
05.16.19Bible Readers Hop on Board from Alaska to Australia
05.16.19Bible-Reading Plan for the Rest of This Month
05.16.19Read Thru the Bible in with J. & Wayne
05.10.19Congratulations, ApX Keyboardist Rich Mannion
05.10.19She's Not Dead, Honest!
05.10.19New Moose on Sunday: Birthday Wishes for Bill
05.06.19New Single (Late 60's, Early 70's)
05.03.19Gettysburg Address: Inspirational Quotes & ApX

Synopsis of Each Song on Apoplectic
Sat., Nov. 15. 2014 9:23am EST

Here's a synopsis for each song on our 25th CD, Apoplectic:

1. Come for Some
The name of the group who performed the song we spoofed here sounds like a Bible verse: Seven Mary Three. But this parody comes from Proverbs 8-9, a passage which personifies wisdom and folly as women who stand in stark contrast to each other -- one seeking to save and the other seeking to destroy.

2. Proving My Religion
This one goes out to the ones God loves: always REMember as you stand in the place where you live: "But in your hearts revere Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect ..." (1 Peter 3:15).

3. God's Own Son
Even if you feel superunknown to the rest of the word, in your blackest of days, God knows and cares about you. Jesus says, "Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest" (Matthew 11:28). "For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him." (John 3:17).

4. Aaronic
Contrasts the priesthood of Aaron with that of Jesus, a high priest after the order of Melchizedek, as prophesied by David a thousand years earlier in Psalm 110:4. Melchizedek first appears in Genesis 14 but is discussed in great detail in relation to Jesus in Hebrews chapters 5-10. If you read the Bible, you oughta know that already. If not, you live, you learn.

5. Better Than Exorcism
In Matthew 12:43-45, Jesus says that when an evil spirit is driven out of a man, it comes back later. If its previous home is still empty, the demon brings seven others who are even worse. That's why having Christ dwell in your heart through faith (Ephesians 3:17, 2 Corinthians 13:5) is better than exorcism.

6. One More Wall
This parody about pulling down strongholds starts with Joshua but continues on to modern times. Whether it's in Jericho or Berlin, it's just one more wall for God to knock down. All around the world, whatever raises itself up against the knowledge of God will be shaken by our Maker. It may be here now, but it'll be falling down soon enough. For more info, you should definitely read 2 Corinthians 10:3-5 and maybe all of Joshua 6, too, while you're at it.

7. Bathwater
The Apostle Peter said that in the last days people would mock Christ's seemingly belated return, but that the reason for the delay was God's desire for as many people to be saved as possible (2 Peter 3:3-9). Someday, however, Christ will return. And the bathwater may already be circling the drain.

8. God Knows You've Tried
An encouraging message for Christians who fear they've failed God once (or many times) too often: "God is not unjust; he will not forget your work and the love you have shown him as you have helped his people and continue to help them" (Hebrews 6:10). You're not saved by those good works, but they are evidence of the good work He began in you, which He will bring to completion (Philippians 1:6).

9. This Is from Paul
The Apostle Paul confronts the threat of legalism in his letter to the Galatians, using some of the strongest warnings he employes in any of his epistles. He says that anyone -- whether it be man or angel -- who preaches a different Gospel than the grace of Christ is under a curse (Galatians 1:6-10) and that those who rely on the works of the law for their salvation are under a curse (Galatians 3:10).

10. Comeback
Christianity teaches that a man must be born again. Some other religions teach that a man must be born again and again and again -- a continual repetitive cycle of birth, death, and rebirth. But the Bible is opposed to reincarnation, stating that "people are destined to die once, and after that to face judgment" (Hebrews 9:27).

11. One of Us Indeed
The original song we spoofed here asked the question, "What if God was one of us?" Well, He was! Some people just don't want to accept that fact or accept Him. God the Son was born into this world as a bona fide, flesh-and-blood human being. Jesus experienced all the things we go through -- hunger, thirst, weariness, injustice, depression, temptation, persecution. He didn't relish them any more than we do, but He can empathize with our weaknesses and intercede for us (Hebrews 4:15).

12. Matching Punches
The Apostle Paul told his disciple Timothy that "everyone who wants to live a godly life in Christ Jesus will be persecuted" (2 Timothy 3:12). That's still true today. Some will say we are too young, too old, too extreme, too narrow. And yet, despite all this, we are filled with a radical faith.

13. Under the Breath
The Gospel is free so you gotta give it away now. It's good news, although many don't receive it as such because it implies that they're not good enough to make it to Heaven on their own. But friends don't let friends drive themselves to the other side; they'll just wind up lost. We did a primitive version of this song back in 1995, by the way.

Order the CD now and we'll send you a link for the downloads so you can start enjoying the tunes immediately.

Once it's in stock, we'll also send your CD plus a free second copy you can give as a gift.

You can see the cover art, get the full track listing, and order the CD here:

http://apologetix.com/store/store.php#Apoplectic