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ApologetiX in Pittsburgh (Twice), Indianapolis, CD
Thu., Feb. 27. 2003 11:21pm EST

J. Jackson, lead singer for ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) here.

1.This Friday: Return to Pittsburgh - A Few Extra Tickets Added
2.This Saturday: Second Pittsburgh Show - Tickets Going Fast
3.Next Thursday: Concert in Indianapolis
4.CD Sale: All Eight ApologetiX Titles 5.ApologetiX in Portland OR?
6.Upcoming Concerts (Includes New Ones in Texas and California)




1. THIS FRIDAY: RETURN TO PITTSBURGH - A FEW EXTRA TICKETS ADDED

The venue added about 20 extra tickets for this sold out concert recently, although they may be gone already. If you're interested, please call 724-776-5310.

In honor of our first time back in our hometown of Pittsburgh, we are making a special two-night-only offer available at the CD table. CDs will be $15 each, or 2 for $20, 3 for $30, 4 for $40, 5 for $50, etc., and all purchases of three CDs or more will receive a free Christmas CD.


Friday, February 28, 2003 at 7:30 PM

SOLD OUT - See Below for New Show

Cranberry United Presbyterian Church
2662 Rochester Road
Cranberry Township, PA 16066
CONTACT: (Church) 724-776-5310
email galb228@zoominternet.net
website: http://www.ccupc.org/events_apologetix.htm With special guest, TRI



2. THIS SATURDAY: SECOND PITTSBURGH SHOW - TICKETS GOING FAST

In honor of our first time back in our hometown of Pittsburgh, we are making a special two-night-only offer available at the CD table. CDs will be $15 each, or 2 for $20, 3 for $30, 4 for $40, 5 for $50, etc., and all purchases of three CDs or more will receive a free Christmas CD.

Saturday, March 1, 2003 at 7 PM
(Note Saturday show is at 7 p.m., Friday is at 7:30 p.m.)
NEW SHOW ADDED (Friday's Concert is Sold Out)
Cranberry United Presbyterian Church
2662 Rochester Road
Cranberry Township, PA 16066
CONTACT: (Church) 724-776-5310
email galb228@zoominternet.net
Tickets $10.00 in advance; $12.00 at the door
website: http://www.ccupc.org/events_apologetix.htm With special guest, TRI



3. NEXT THURSDAY: CONCERT IN INDIANAPOLIS

Well, we don't get to play the Indianapolis 500 this year, but at least we play the Indianapolis 5555 (check the street address on the school :)

Thursday, March 6, 2003 7 PM
Tickets: $8 in advance $12 at the door
NATIONAL LUTHERAN SCHOOLS WEEK
Lutheran High School 5555 S. Arlington Avenue
Indianapolis, IN 46237
Contact Scott Jung 317 823-5801 ext 224
OR email slj@hclc.in.lcms.org



4. CD SALE: ALL EIGHT APOLOGETIX TITLES

About a month ago, we ran a cracked CD sale and received an overwhelming response. I am still receiving emails asking if the sale is still on. We have a limited supply of CDs with cracked cases that we are selling at a greatly reduced rate. All seven of our titles are available. All of the CDs and booklets are in perfect shape. The cases are in various degrees of disrepair, some are in near-perfect shape while some don't even have cases, but all of them have the CD, the booklet and the tray card, so all you need is a CD case in good condition. I will autograph all of the CDs to help make up for the broken cases.

For a limited time only, we are making them available to our e-mail subscribers for $7 each.

We are also putting our remastered "Have Yourself a Parody Little Christmas" six-song CDs on sale for a limited time for $7 each. The CD includes the following songs:

1. "Micah No. 5" -
Parody of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega
2. "Late December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night)" -
Parody of "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)" by the Four Seasons
3. "Santa Claus" (It's not what you think, though) -
Parody of "Panama" by Van Halen
4. "Hotel Can't Afford Ya" (Newly recorded version) -
Parody of "Hotel California" by the Eagles
5. "Manger" (same version as "Keep the Change") -
Parody of "Angel" by Shaggy with Rayvon
6. "Christmasnite" (same version as "Keep the Change") -
Parody of "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down

Mail orders only. Sorry, no credit cards. Please make checks/money orders payable to ApologetiX.

Shipping & handling is a flat rate of $5 for your entire order, no matter how many you order.

Simply print out this e-mail and fill out the form below and send it in along with your check/money order to the address at the bottom of the order form.

We must receive your check/money order before we ship. Don't worry about contacting us by e-mail. Just send the form via postal mail and include your name and address.

********

ORDER FORM

Please list the quantity in the blank space next to the title:

QUANTITY

______ Grace Period

______ Keep the Change

______ Spoofernatural

______ Biblical Graffiti

______ Jesus Christ Morningstar

______ Ticked

______ Radical History Tour

______ Christmas CD

________ TOTAL NUMBER of CDs ordered

x $7 Cost per CD

________ Sub-Total

+ $5 Shipping & Handling

________ TOTAL COST (please make checks/money orders payable to ApologetiX)



Name: _______________________________________________________________



Address: _____________________________________________________________



City, State, Zip: ________________________________________________________

Please include this order form and print your address information on the order



Send your order, along with your check or money order, to:

ApologetiX 1343 Davis Ave. Pittsburgh PA 15212-1977


5. APOLOGETIX IN PORTLAND OR?

Hey, we're looking to finally visit our friends in the great state of Oregon with a concert in Portland this summer (We're already booked for Oregon in September 2004 a year and a half from now, believe it or not, but that's a men's retreat), and are looking for some pastors and or wild and crazy fans who would like to help promote it. If that's you, please contact:

Warren Wurzburger ApologetiX PDX Event Coordinator warren@medmis.com



6. UPCOMING CONCERTS (INCLUDES NEW ONES IN TEXAS AND CALIFORNIA)

As promised, we're adding shows to this list every week, and this week we've added return trips to Texas and California, including Spirit Fest West Coast!

There are many other concerts in the works that are not yet listed below, so stay tuned for more info. For the full details on all of the concerts below, please go to http://www.apologetix.com/tour.html and scroll to the bottom.

To inquire about booking a concert, please contact Kathleen Burke at booking@apologetix.com or Burke Communications at 949-770-3001 (9 a.m. to 5 p.m. PST).

Feb 28 - Cranberry Twp PA

Mar 01 - Cranberry Twp PA Mar 06 - Indianapolis IN Mar 15 - Garfield Heights OH Mar 21 - McGaheysville VA Mar 22 - Lancaster PA Mar 28 - Greenleaf WI Mar 29 - Fort Benning GA (Columbus) Apr 05 - Welling OK (OKC) Apr 12 - Pensacola FL Apr 26 - Corpus Christi TX May 02 - Roseville MN (private event for 31 churches) May 09 - Portage MI May 11 - Waynesboro MO (closed concert) May 24 - Johnstown NY May 30 - Boulder City NV Jun 14 - El Cajon CA (San Diego) Jun 15 - Camdenton, MO Jun 25 - Paducah KY Jun 26 - Milwaukee WI Jul 04 - Franklin NC Jul 05 - Mayfield KY Jul 15 - Bastrop TX Jul 16 - Brownwood TX Jul 19 - Camdenton MO Jul 24 - Spirit West Coast, CA Aug 05 - Kingdom Bound, NY Aug 17 - Fremont NE Aug 23 - Cincinnati OH Aug 29 - Elgin TX Sep 6 - Marion OH Sep 7 - Marion OH Sep 13 - Fairfield IL

Apologetically,

J.

-- J. Jackson Lead Singer/Lyricist ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) www.apologetix.com j@apologetix.com


1 Thessalonians 5:16-21
Be joyful always; pray continually; give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God's will for you in Christ Jesus. Do not put out the Spirit's fire; do not treat prophecies with contempt. Test everything. Hold on to the good. Avoid every kind of evil.