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Rock Thru The Bible with ApX: Proverbs, Pt. 1
Sat., Oct. 8. 2022 6:08pm EDT

In April, we introduced a new feature called "Rock Thru the Bible." Our friend David Michael has been making lists of ApX parodies to go with each week's readings. He's also been creating playlists of corresponding lyric videos for them on YouTube. You can find those video playlists at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt2lHtRV1wziK5v4xYKu9Qw/featured

As we explained two weeks ago, David did something special for the Book of Psalms — at least one ApX parody for every single Psalm! He's done the same thing for the Book of Proverbs.

Here are all the entries for the first week's worth:

Mon., Oct. 10 - Proverbs 1-3

Proverbs 1

"Don't Scoff" (found on Come See, Come Saw), parody of "Don't Stop" by Fleetwood Mac

Proverbs 2

"Very Wiser" (found on The Boys Aren't Backin' Down), parody of "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven

Proverbs 3

"Trust Him" (found on Soundproof), parody of "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead


Tue., Oct. 11 - Proverbs 4-6

Proverbs 4

"Spoken Things" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Broken Wings" by Mr. Mister

Proverbs 5

"The Stuff That God'll Watch" (found on Churchigo III EP), parody of "The Stuff You Gotta Watch" by Joe Bonamassa

Proverbs 6

"Little Sins" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Little Things" by Bush


Wed., Oct. 12 - Proverbs 7-9

Proverbs 7

"Sinning Will" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Spinning Wheel" by Blood, Sweat & Tears

Proverbs 8

"Come for Some" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Cumbersome" by Seven Mary Three

Proverbs 9

"Sin Can Be Resistible" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer


Thu., Oct. 13 - Proverbs 10-12

Proverbs 10

"Wicked" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Whip It" by Devo
*note: this is part of the last track, 80's Medley: Octagon but Not Forgotten

Proverbs 11

"Blabbed Through the Phone" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood & the Destroyers

Proverbs 12

"Transplants" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Dance, Dance" by Fall Out Boy


Fri., Oct. 14 - Proverbs 13-15

Proverbs 13

"Can't Buy Free Love" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Can't Buy Me Love" by The Beatles

Proverbs 14

"Take the Wrong Way Home" (found on Double Take), parody of "Take the Long Way Home" by Supertramp

Proverbs 15

"No Exclusions" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "No Excuses" by Alice in Chains

"Under the Breath" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Under the Bridge" by Red Hot Chili Peppers


Sat. Oct. 15 - Proverbs 16-18

Proverbs 16

"Humpty Dumpty Country Club" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins

Proverbs 17

"A Fool Can Sound Intelligent" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Fooled Around and Fell in Love" by Elvin Bishop

Proverbs 18

"You're All Like Troglodytes" (found on Prehysterical), parody of "You're All I've Got Tonight" by The Cars

"Still His Name" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Still the Same" by Bob Seger


Sun., Oct. 16 - Proverbs 19-21

Proverbs 19

"Wise Men Still" (found on Handheld Messiah), parody of "Can't Help Falling in Love" by Elvis Presley

Proverbs 20

"You Fleshly Thing" (found Alien Invasion), parody of "You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate

Proverbs 21

"The Sound of Sirens" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "The Sound of Silence" by Disturbed