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Rock Thru The Bible with ApX This Week
Fri., Oct. 14. 2022 5:54pm EDT

In April, we introduced a new feature called "Rock Thru the Bible." Our friend David Michael has been making lists of ApX parodies to go with each week's readings. He's also been creating playlists of corresponding lyric videos for them on YouTube. You can find those video playlists at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt2lHtRV1wziK5v4xYKu9Qw/featured

Here are all the entries for the coming week:


Sat. Oct. 15 - Proverbs 16-18

Proverbs 16

"Humpty Dumpty Country Club" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins

Proverbs 17

"A Fool Can Sound Intelligent" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Fooled Around and Fell in Love" by Elvin Bishop

Proverbs 18

"You're All Like Troglodytes" (found on Prehysterical), parody of "You're All I've Got Tonight" by The Cars

"Still His Name" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Still the Same" by Bob Seger


Sun., Oct. 16 - Proverbs 19-21

Proverbs 19

"Wise Men Still" (found on Handheld Messiah), parody of "Can't Help Falling in Love" by Elvis Presley

Proverbs 20

"You Fleshly Thing" (found Alien Invasion), parody of "You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate

Proverbs 21

"The Sound of Sirens" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "The Sound of Silence" by Disturbed


Mon., Oct. 17 - Proverbs 22-24

Proverbs 22

"On the Road Away from Home" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver

"Train Them Up Before They Grow-Grow" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham!

Proverbs 23

"Plump" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Lump" by Presidents of the United States of America

Proverbs 24

"Tufftumbling" (found on Play Nice), parody of "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba


Tue., Oct. 18 - Proverbs 25-27

Proverbs 25

"Little Esther" (found on Classics: Oldies), parody of "Little Sister" by Elvis Presley

"Sufferin' Just Finished" (found on Classics: 70's), parody of "Suffragette City" by David Bowie

Proverbs 26

"Ego Scuffle" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Lido Shuffle" by Boz Scaggs

Proverbs 27

"Faithless Love" (found on You Can't Say Euphrates Without the 80's), parody of "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell

"To Be Rebuked" (found on Play Nice), parody of "To Be with You" by Mr. Big


Wed., Oct. 19 - Proverbs 28-31

Proverbs 28

"Bold as Christ" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Cold as Ice" by Foreigner

Proverbs 29

"A Foolhardy Song" (found on Prehysterical), parody of "Authority Song" by John Cougar Mellencamp

Proverbs 30

"Rippin' Out a Whole Lot of Favorite Parts" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart" by Stone Temple Pilots

Proverbs 31

"You're Really Godly" (found on Nichey), parody of "You Really Got Me" by Van Halen


Thu., Oct. 20 - Ecclesiastes 1-3

Ecclesiastes 1

"All You Need is Done" (found on Overdue Books) parody of "All You Need Is Love" by The Beatles

Ecclesiastes 2

"Humble Heart" (found on Apolog80s: Back from the Future) parody of "Hungry Heart" by Bruce Springsteen

"No More Mr. Wiseguy" (found on Nichey), parody of "No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Alice Cooper


Fri., Oct. 21 - Ecclesiastes 3-6

Ecclesiastes 5

"Crowd of Foreign Girls" (found on Classics: 60's), parody of "California Girls" by The Beach Boys


Sat., Oct. 22 - Ecclesiastes 7-9

Ecclesiastes 9

"Bad Things for a Good Time" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "Nothin' but a Good Time" by Poison


Sun., Oct. 22 - Ecclesiastes 10-12

Ecclesiastes 12

"Coming with Age" (found on Overdue Books), parody of "Coming of Age" by Damn Yankees