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02.11.23The Numbers Behind the Songs on This Single
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Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
Fri., Dec. 30. 2022 12:02am EST

In April, we introduced a new feature called "Rock Thru the Bible." Our friend David Michael has been making lists of ApX parodies to go with each week's readings. He's also been creating playlists of corresponding lyric videos for them on YouTube. You can find those video playlists at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt2lHtRV1wziK5v4xYKu9Qw/featured

Here are all the entries for the coming week:


Sun., Jan. 1 - Joel 1-3

Joel 2

"Slow to Wrath" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Photograph" by Def Leppard

"Great Tongues of Fire" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis

"Bends to Low Places" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks

"You've Got a Text" (found on Quilt), parody of "You've Got a Friend" by James Taylor

Joel 3

"It's Still Got the Joel you Need" (found on Minor League), parody of "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" by Billy Joel


Mon., Jan. 2 - Amos 1-3

Nothing yet.


Tue., Jan. 3 - Amos 4-6

Amos 5

"Telescoper " (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of " Under My Wheels " by Alice Cooper

"More Than Works" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "More than Words" by Extreme


Wed., Jan. 4 - Amos 7-9, Obadiah 1

Amos 7

"Amos" (found on Minor League), parody of "Layla" by Derek and the Dominos

Obadiah 1

"Obed-edom, Obadiah" (found on Minor League), parody of "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" by The Beatles

"Sweet Oholibamah" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

"Obadiah" (found on Recovery), parody of "Hold the Line" by Toto


Thu., Jan. 5 - Jonah 1-4

Jonah 2

"Come, Whale, Away" (found on Recovery), parody of "Come Sail Away" by Styx

"Your Lunch" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Your Love" by The Outfield

"Jonah Jonah" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "Mony Mony" by Tommy James & the Shondells

Jonah 3

"Man on the Run" (found on Minor League), parody of "Band on the Run" by Paul McCartney & Wings


Fri., Jan. 6 - Micah 1-3

Micah 3

"Gain in Vain (Can't Buy Me)" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Train In Vain (Stand By Me)" by The Clash


Sat., Jan. 7 - Micah 4-7

Micah 5

"Cut-Rate Hotel" (found on Handheld Messiah), parody of "Heartbreak Hotel" by Elvis Presley

"Micah No. 5" (found on Classics: Christmas), parody of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega

"Bethlehem's Boy" (found on Classics: Christmas), parody of "My Best Friend's Girl" by The Cars

"Try Micah" (found on Classics: Christmas), parody of "Drive My Car" by The Beatles

"Wise Men Still" (found on Handheld Messiah), parody of "Can't Help Falling in Love" by Elvis Presley

"Eve of Instruction" (recent single), parody of "Eve of Destruction" by Barry McGuire

Micah 6

"Don't Bring Me Cows" (found on Recovery), parody of "Don't Bring Me Down" by Electric Light Orchestra

"Micah" (found on Minor League), parody of "Rock On" by David Essex

Micah 7

"Going to Forget Our Bad Deeds" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds