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02.19.24This Week's News Bulletin
02.19.24New Single: Billy & The Beach
02.16.24Influential Albums: 1374-1380
02.16.24This Week's Bible Reading and Rock Thru the Bible
02.16.24Remembering ApX Friend Paul "Doc" Nigh (1956-2024)
02.16.24Clues for 2024 Single #4
02.10.24Influential Albums: 1367-1373
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02.10.24This Week's Bible Reading and Rock Thru the Bible
02.10.24The Stories Behind the Songs on This Single
02.06.24This Week's News Bulletin
02.06.24New Single: '74 & '83
02.03.24ApX Lead Singer/Lyricist Shares His Testimony 36 Years Later
02.03.24Influential Albums: 1360-1366
02.03.24This Week's Bible Reading and Rock Thru the Bible
02.03.24Latest CD Added to iTunes, Spotify, Pandora, Etc.
02.02.24Clues for 2024 Single #3
01.29.24This Week's News Bulletin
01.26.24Influential Albums: 1353-1359
01.26.24How to Get the ApX Library, USBs, Multiple Downloads
01.26.24This Week's Bible-Reading and Rock Thru the Bible
01.26.24Flashback: J.'s Vision for ApologetiX in 2014
01.26.24J.'s Vision for ApologetiX in 2024
01.26.24The Stories Behind the Songs on This Single
01.24.24Checking in With ApX Alum Drummer Fred Behanna
01.22.24This Week's News Bulletin
01.22.24New Single: '70s #1 Hits That Remade '60s Top 10 Hits
01.19.24Influential Albums: 1346-1352
01.19.24Encouraging Message from Longtime Fan in Oklahoma
01.19.24This Week's Bible-Reading & Rock Thru the Bible
01.15.24This Week's News Bulletin
01.12.24Influential Albums: 1339-1346
01.12.24The Stories Behind the Songs on This Single
01.12.24Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
01.12.24New Testament Reading Started Wednesday
01.11.24New Worship Songs Available from ApX Alum Bill Rieger
01.08.24New Single: '81 & '83
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01.08.24New USB Thumb Drives on the Way
01.05.24Clues for 2024 Single #1
01.05.24Influential Albums: 1332-1338
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12.29.23Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
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12.26.23This Week's News Bulletin
12.26.23New Single: 1974 & 2008
12.23.23Influential Albums: 1318-1324
12.23.23Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
12.23.23ApologetiX Updated Christmas Playlist
12.18.23This Week's News Bulletin
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12.16.23Influential Albums: 1311-1317
12.16.23Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
12.16.23New Story
12.16.23The Stories Behind the Songs on This Single
12.11.23This Week's News Bulletin
12.11.23New Single: '83 & '84
12.11.23ApX Apparel: Order by Tuesday with Express Shipping
12.07.23New ApX Apparel and More: Order Soon for Christmas
12.07.23Influential Albums: 1304-1310
12.07.23Just Reword CD Added to iTunes, Spotify, Pandora, Etc.
12.07.23Clues for 2023 Single #25
12.04.23This Week's News Bulletin
12.02.23Influential Albums: 1297-1303
12.02.23This Week's Bible Reading & Rock Thru the Bible
12.02.23The Stories Behind the Songs on This Single
12.02.23New Shirts & Other ApX Merch Coming Soon
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11.28.23New Christmas Single: All '80s
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Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
Fri., Dec. 30. 2022 12:02am EST

In April, we introduced a new feature called "Rock Thru the Bible." Our friend David Michael has been making lists of ApX parodies to go with each week's readings. He's also been creating playlists of corresponding lyric videos for them on YouTube. You can find those video playlists at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt2lHtRV1wziK5v4xYKu9Qw/featured

Here are all the entries for the coming week:


Sun., Jan. 1 - Joel 1-3

Joel 2

"Slow to Wrath" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Photograph" by Def Leppard

"Great Tongues of Fire" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis

"Bends to Low Places" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks

"You've Got a Text" (found on Quilt), parody of "You've Got a Friend" by James Taylor

Joel 3

"It's Still Got the Joel you Need" (found on Minor League), parody of "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" by Billy Joel


Mon., Jan. 2 - Amos 1-3

Nothing yet.


Tue., Jan. 3 - Amos 4-6

Amos 5

"Telescoper " (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of " Under My Wheels " by Alice Cooper

"More Than Works" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "More than Words" by Extreme


Wed., Jan. 4 - Amos 7-9, Obadiah 1

Amos 7

"Amos" (found on Minor League), parody of "Layla" by Derek and the Dominos

Obadiah 1

"Obed-edom, Obadiah" (found on Minor League), parody of "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" by The Beatles

"Sweet Oholibamah" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

"Obadiah" (found on Recovery), parody of "Hold the Line" by Toto


Thu., Jan. 5 - Jonah 1-4

Jonah 2

"Come, Whale, Away" (found on Recovery), parody of "Come Sail Away" by Styx

"Your Lunch" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Your Love" by The Outfield

"Jonah Jonah" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "Mony Mony" by Tommy James & the Shondells

Jonah 3

"Man on the Run" (found on Minor League), parody of "Band on the Run" by Paul McCartney & Wings


Fri., Jan. 6 - Micah 1-3

Micah 3

"Gain in Vain (Can't Buy Me)" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Train In Vain (Stand By Me)" by The Clash


Sat., Jan. 7 - Micah 4-7

Micah 5

"Cut-Rate Hotel" (found on Handheld Messiah), parody of "Heartbreak Hotel" by Elvis Presley

"Micah No. 5" (found on Classics: Christmas), parody of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega

"Bethlehem's Boy" (found on Classics: Christmas), parody of "My Best Friend's Girl" by The Cars

"Try Micah" (found on Classics: Christmas), parody of "Drive My Car" by The Beatles

"Wise Men Still" (found on Handheld Messiah), parody of "Can't Help Falling in Love" by Elvis Presley

"Eve of Instruction" (recent single), parody of "Eve of Destruction" by Barry McGuire

Micah 6

"Don't Bring Me Cows" (found on Recovery), parody of "Don't Bring Me Down" by Electric Light Orchestra

"Micah" (found on Minor League), parody of "Rock On" by David Essex

Micah 7

"Going to Forget Our Bad Deeds" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds