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Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
Fri., Mar. 3. 2023 12:03am EST

In April 2022, we introduced a new feature called "Rock Thru the Bible." Our friend David Michael has been making lists of ApX parodies to go with each week's readings. He's also been creating playlists of corresponding lyric videos for them on YouTube. You can find those video playlists at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt2lHtRV1wziK5v4xYKu9Qw/featured

Here are all the entries for the coming week:


Sat., Mar. 4 1 Corinthians 7-9

Chapter 7

17 "Fishin' on a Pier" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi

Chapter 8

5 "Don't Be Fooled" (found on Classics: Oldies), parody of "Don't Be Cruel" by Elvis Presley
6 "One Way" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies

Chapter 9

20 "With a Harp David Writes" (found on Hits: The Road), parody of "A Hard Day's Night" by The Beatles
22 "All ApologetiX" (found on Ticked), parody of "All Apologies" by Nirvana
22 "Play That Funny Music" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry
22 "We're in a Parody Band" (found on Classics: 70's, Vol. 2), parody of "We're an American Band" by Grand Funk Railroad
24 "I Want That Crown" (found on Singles Group), parody of "I Won't Back Down" by Tom Petty


Sun., Mar. 5 1 Corinthians 10-12

Chapter 10

1 "Complain" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Cocaine" by Eric Clapton
12 "Humpty Dumpty Country Club" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins
13 "God of Peace" (found on Music Is As Music Does), parody of "Peaceful Easy Feeling" by The Eagles
13 "Sin Can Be Resistible " (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of " Simply Irresistible " by Robert Palmer

Chapter 11

17 "Communion Ain't Just Bread Now" (found on Singles Group), parody of "Communication Breakdown" by Led Zeppelin

Chapter 12

1 "The Power Above" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "The Power of Love" by Huey Lewis and the News
4 "A Few Who Have Skill " (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of " A View to a Kill " by Duran Duran
10 "Gimme Helper" (found on Singles Group), parody of "Gimme Shelter" by the Rolling Stones
14 "You Might Stink" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "You Might Think" by The Cars


Mon., Mar. 6 1 Corinthians 13-16

Chapter 13

1 "Corinthians" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "In the End" by Linkin Park
1 "Brash, Impulsive" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Brass in Pocket" by The Pretenders
1 "Love (Ain't Nothin')" (found on Isn't Wasn't Ain't), parody of "Long Train Runnin'" by Doobie Brothers
4 "Come to Corinthians" (found on Come See, Come Saw), parody of "Karma Chameleon" by Culture Club
11 "Choirboy" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock


Chapter 14

1 "Great Tongues of Fire" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis


Chapter 15

3 "Died and Rose" (found on Easter Standard Time), parody of "China Grove" by The Doobie Brothers
3 "Some Doubt" (found on Nichey), parody of "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot
3 "Not Some Old Fantasy" (found on Recovery), parody of "Rock and Roll Fantasy" by Bad Company
5 "One Headline" (found on Easter Standard Time), parody of "One Headlight" by The Wallflowers
10 "Works" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Words" by Missing Persons
12 "Didn't Just Die" (found on Easter Standard Time), parody of "Live and Let Die" by Paul McCartney & Wings
12 "Rose Up" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Roller" by April Wine
33 "Stupid's Stronghold/Reckless in America" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America" by Gym Class Heroes
35 "Wherever You Will Sow" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Wherever You Will Go" by The Calling
50 "Death" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Beth" by Kiss
51 "Clothing Time" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Closing Time" by Semisonic
51 "Already Goin'" (found on Rare, Not Well Done, Volume 1), parody of "Already Gone" by the Eagles
51 "Trumpet Sound" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "Funkytown" by Pseudo Echo
52 "Gimme Pre-Trib" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd


Chapter 16

19 "Aquila" (found on Soundproof), parody of "Aqualung" by Jethro Tull



2 Corinthians


Tue., Mar. 7 2 Corinthians 1-3

Chapter 1

4 "Something Goes Wrong" (found on recent single), parody of "Something So Strong" by Crowded House
22 "I Feel God" (found on Transformed Soul), parody of "I Feel Good" by James Brown

Chapter 2

11 "Cunning is the Devil" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Running with the Devil" by Van Halen
15 "Look Yourself" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem
17 "Preachers" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Peaches" by Presidents of the United States of America

Chapter 3

15 "Second Glance" (found on Soundproof), parody of "Second Chance" by Shinedown
17 "You Can Be Free Now" (found on Prehysterical), parody of "Who Can it Be Now?" by Men at Work


Wed., Mar. 8 2 Corinthians 4-6

Chapter 4

4 "Wish You Could Hear" (found on Soundproof), parody of "Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd
6 "Don't Try (To Hide)" (found on Isn't Wasn't Ain't), parody of "Don't Cry" by Guns N' Roses
8 "Save Your Voice (Quiet Down Boy)" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)" by Big & Rich
16 "Old Man" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "Soul Man" by Sam & Dave
16 "Over The Hill" (found on recent single), parody of "Overkill" by Men At Work
16 "Second Corinthians" (found on Apolog80s: Back from the Future), parody of "Never Surrender" by Corey Hart
16 "Coming with Age" (found on Overdue Books), parody of "Coming of Age" by Damn Yankees
16 "Feelin' Stronger in the Faith" (found on Unconditional Releases), parody of "Feelin' Stronger Every Day" by Chicago
17 "You Give Up on Bad Days" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi
17 "The Whole Darn Roof Leaks" (found on Unconditional Releases), parody of "Hold on Loosely" by 38 Special
17 "Hold On, Christ's Comin'" (found on Transformed Soul), parody of "Hold On, I'm Comin'" by Sam & Dave

Chapter 5

1 "Fold Your Tent Up " (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of " Hold Your Head Up " by Argent
7 "I Don't Need to See Miracles" (found on Apolog80s: Back from the Future), parody of "All I Need is a Miracle" by Mike + The Mechanics
8 "Comeback" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Comedown" by Bush
8 "Stay Deceased" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Stay with Me" by Faces
10 "Want it Dead or Alive" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi
10 "Judgment Gets Passed" (found on The Boys Aren't Backin' Down), parody of "Jumpin' Jack Flash" by The Rolling Stones
14 "Life Restored" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Last Resort" by Papa Roach
15 "Another One Died for Us" (found on Unconditional Releases), parody of "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen
17 "Girl Got Religion" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "Girls Got Rhythm" by AC/DC

Chapter 6

14 "Don't You Be Like That" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Don't Do Me Like That" by Tom Petty and the Hearbreakers


Thu., Mar. 9 2 Corinthians 7-9

Chapter 7

8 "Sorry All the Time" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "Party All the Time" by Eddie Murphy
10 "Young as You Are" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Come As You Are" by Nirvana

Chapter 8

9 "You're So Plain" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon

Chapter 9

6 "Does Anybody Really Know What Tithing Is" (found on Churchigo III), parody of "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is" by Chicago


Fri., Mar. 10 2 Corinthians 10-13

Chapter 10

3 "One More Wall" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Wonderwall" by Oasis
3 "Back in the Battle" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Back in the Saddle" by Aerosmith
8 "All My Letters" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "All My Loving" by The Beatles
17 "Brag on the Lord All Day" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "Bang the Drum All Day" by Todd Rundgren

Chapter 11

1 "Apologetics" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "Come and Get It" by Badfinger
3 "It's Not Eden" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five for Fighting
3 "The Devil Incites" (found on Vision Gets Clearer As We Get Closer), parody of "Devil Inside" by INXS
14 "Devil Fell" (found on Singles Group), parody of "Rebel Yell" by Billy Idol
16 "It's a Long Way to the Dock (If You Wanna Stop in" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll)" by AC/DC
30 "Can't Fight This Kneeling" (found on Nichey), parody of "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon

Chapter 12

2 "Fly Like Ezekiel" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "Fly Like An Eagle" by Steve Miller Band
4 "Heaven Isn't Like That" (found on Ticked), parody of "Shine" by Collective Soul
9 "Working for the Weakened" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Working for the Weekend" by Loverboy
20 "Blabbed Through the Phone" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood & the Destroyers

Chapter 13

5 "God's Presence (Christ in Your Life)" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" by Green Day
5 "Full of Yourself (Distinguished Young Man)" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man)" by Styx
5 "Better Than Exorcism" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Good" by Better Than Ezra
8 "Trooth" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Smooth" by Santana Featuring Rob Thomas