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10.17.17New CD in Stock, Get 1 of 25 CDs Free
10.13.17How to Donate & How to Get Multiple MP3s
10.13.17From a Dad in Connecticut
10.13.17How to Donate Online or By Mail
10.13.17Get Multiple Downloads for Any Size Donation
10.13.17Amazing Things God is Doing in Iran
10.13.17A Tribute to ApX Friend Millie Gerbo
10.12.17ApologetiX in Green Bay Saturday (25th Anniversary)
10.12.17From a Foster Mom in Colorado
10.11.17ApX Alum Drummer Needs Alabama Musicians
10.10.17Buy Our Next CD, Get 1 of 25 CDs Free
10.07.17New USBs with Complete Library in Stock
10.07.17The Title and Theme of Our Upcoming 49th CD
10.06.17Next Saturday: ApX 25th Anniv. Concert Midwest
10.06.17Join J. & Jimmy for a Special Show This Sunday
10.06.17New Single Spoofs The Cars & The Raspberries
10.04.17New Single, Help & Prayer Needed
09.29.171050 Tracks for 100 Bucks Ends Saturday
09.29.17Help & Prayer Needed
09.28.17Clues for Our Next Single
09.26.17The Latest News from the Man Called Moose
09.25.17Half Off CDs, MP3s & DVDs Ends Saturday
09.25.17Half Off & 1050 Tracks Deals End Saturday
09.20.17This Looks Like a Job for an ApX Fan
09.18.17New Single Spoofs 70's & 80's
09.17.17New Single Spoofs Tunes from '70 & '83
09.14.17Clues for Our Upcoming Single
09.14.17Powerlifter Pumps Up ApX with Encouragement
09.01.17Encouraging Emails: Eight is Enough
08.29.17Is There a Missing Churchigo EP?
08.28.17New Single Here at Last
08.26.1725th Anniversary Lapel Pins Now Available
08.26.17Anniversary Shirts Available at Last
08.26.17New CD BOGO Sale Ends Sunday Night
08.26.17About This Weekend's Single
08.18.17So How Did Things Go at the Anniversary Show?
08.18.17ApologetiX in Green Bay in 2 Months
08.18.17ApX Keyboardist Todd Waites Has New Video
08.18.17Anniversary Shirts Available for Order Soon
08.05.17ApX: Safe Bet for Sunday School in Reno
08.05.17ApX Parodies Touch Deep in the Heart in Texas
08.05.1725th Anniversary Shirts Coming Next Week
08.05.17Big Show is One Week Away, 80% Full Already
08.02.17New Single Spoofs 2 Hard-Rockin' Classics
07.29.17Clues for Our Next Single
07.29.17ApX Played Nationally on 700 Stations in Australia
07.26.17ApologetiX Needs Help & Prayer Again
07.20.17Minnesota Couple Will Reunite at Anniversary Show
07.20.17The Story Behind Our New Song "Works"
07.17.17New Single (California 80's-Style)
07.14.17Clues for Our Upcoming Single
07.07.17Send Us Your Video for the 25th Anniversary Show
07.07.17Fans from 28 States Coming to 25th Anniversary Show
07.06.17New Single (All 80's), New CD Mailed to Fans
06.30.17Clues for This Weekend's Single
06.30.17Get a Custom ApX Lapel Pin
06.23.17What Songs Are on Our New CD, Zebraic?
06.23.17New CD in Stock, Buy 1 Get 1 of 28 Titles Free
06.23.17New Single Spoofs 'Til Tuesday & REM
06.19.17New Single is Here, New CD is Almost Here
06.17.17ApologetiX: That Christian Wedding Band?
06.17.17Clues for Sunday Night's Single
06.09.17New Single Spoofs Two American Bands
06.09.17Norway to Heaven: Fan Mail from Scandinavia
06.09.17An Edifying Email from a Delaware DJ
06.09.17The Title and Theme of Our Upcoming 48th CD
06.02.17Prayers for ApX at the Wailing Wall in Israel
06.02.17Ohio Man Says ApX Show Was a High Point in His Life
06.02.17Clues for Our Upcoming Single
05.30.17ApologetiX Needs Summer Help and Prayer
05.26.17Fan Mail from a Science Teacher in MI
05.23.17New Single is a Sequel: Poisonous Scorpions Vol. 2
05.20.17Keith Haynie Returns from Nashville, Rumors Abound
05.20.17Seats Filling Fast for 25th Anniversary Show in August
05.20.17Clues for Our Next Single
05.18.17Custom ApX Lapel Pins Available
05.15.17Autographed CD Sale Ends Tuesday
05.12.17New Single is Our Most Creative Ever
05.12.177 Autographed CDs (Ends Tuesday)
05.12.1710 Little Opinions: Brief Notes from Fans All Over
05.12.17Happy Birthday, Moose!
05.08.17Get Multiple Downloads for Any Size Donation
05.05.17Clues for Our Next Single
05.05.17Some Scriptural Thoughts About Cinco de Mayo
05.05.17Clues for Our Next Single
04.28.17Bible Quizzers Celebrate with ApX Victory Song
04.28.17How About New Shirts and a New DVD?
04.28.17New Single Spoofs Van Halen & Loverboy
04.24.17New Single Spoofs 2 Bands That Epitomized the 80's
04.22.17New Zealand Fan Listens to ApX Several Hours a Day
04.22.17ApX as Big in Japan as in the United States
04.21.17Clues for This Weekend's Single
04.21.17New CD BOGO Deal Ends Sunday Night
04.18.17The Latest News from ApologetiX 4-18-17
04.14.17More ApologetiX Easter Videos on YouTube
04.14.17Prayer Request for Longtime Fan in Alabama
04.11.17New Single Spoofs 70s & 80s
04.05.17Happy Birthday, Jimmy "Vegas" Tanner
04.05.17Clue for Replacement Song on Next Single
04.05.17ApX Plays Moon, Venus, and Mars

Three Sales at Once (1 Ends This Wed., 2 End Next Wed.)
Tue., Mar. 7. 2006 12:02am EST

Here's a first for you all you fans -- three sales at once!

Last week, we offered a special sale that ends this Wednesday, March 8, at 11:59 p.m. EST. This week, we're offering two new sales that end next Wednesday, March 15, at 11:59 p.m. EST.

So, from now until this Wednesday, you can take advantage of three different sales ... than you'll have till next Wednesday on the two new sales.

Here are the two new ones:

1. Buy our new DVD, "Samson Comes Alive: An Evening With ApologetiX" and get our most recent full-length studio CD, "Adam Up" free. That's a savings of a $12.99!

or

2. Buy our new CD, "ApologetiX Hits: The Road" and get our two-CD collection, "New & Used Hits: The Best of ApologetiX Vol. 1 & 2" free! That's a savings of $14.99!

Of course, you can take advantage of both if you like, too! And, as we said, last week's sale is also still in effect till this Wednesday:

3. Buy our new DVD, "Samson Comes Alive: An Evening With ApologetiX" and get our two-CD collection, "New & Used Hits: The Best of ApologetiX Vol. 1 & 2" free! That's a savings of $14.99!

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SAMSON COMES ALIVE

"Samson Comes Alive: An Evening With ApologetiX" features contains a complete concert with full-length live versions of 21 songs, plus interviews with all of the band members,

Here's what's on the "Samson Comes Alive" DVD:

1. We're in a Parody Band (We're an American Band by Grand Funk)
2. Tom Saw Ya (Tom Sawyer by Rush)
3. JC's Mom (Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne)
4. Choose Your Daddy (Who's Your Daddy by Toby Keith)
5. Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl (Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet)
6. All the Stalls Stink (All the Small Things by Blink 182)
7. It's Tough (This Love by Maroon 5)
8. Cheap Birds (Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
9. Look Yourself (Lose Yourself by Eminem)
10. Kick in the Wall (Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 by Pink Floyd)
11. Devil Went Down to Jordan (Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels)
12. Didn't Just Die (Live and Let Die by Paul McCartney & Wings)
13. Died & Rose (China Grove by the Doobie Brothers)
14. Life Restored (Last Resort by Papa Roach)
15. Yes Today (Yesterday by the Beatles)
16. I'm a Receiver (I'm a Believer by Smash Mouth)
17. Enter Samson (Enter Sandman by Metallica)
18. I Love Apostle Paul (I Love Rock n' Roll by Joan Jett & the Backhearts)
19. Story of a Squirrel ((Absolutely) Story of a Girl by Nine Days)
20. Smooth Grandmama (Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm)
21. Love & Kisses (Rock and Roll All Nite by KISS)


NEW & USED HITS

"New & Used Hits," released in November 2004, features 40 of our most-requested parodies, including 18 performances unavailable on any other ApologetiX CD.

Here's what's on the "New & Used Hits" CDs:

1. Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl? - Are You Gonna Be My Girl (Jet)
2. JC's Mom - Stacy's Mom (Fountains of Wayne)
3. The Voice of Sodom - The Boys Of Summer (The Ataris and Don Henley)
4. It's Tough (Song About Nehemiah) - This Love (Maroon 5)
5. Welcome to the Judges - Welcome to the Jungle (Guns n' Roses)
6. Back Intact - Back in Black (AC/DC)
7. Good News Bookie (Live) - Boot Scootin' Boogie (Brooks & Dunn)
8. Hotel Can't Afford Ya 2004 - Hotel California (Eagles)
9. Micah No. 5 - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of ... ) (Lou Bega)
10. December 5 or 6 B.C. - December 1963 (Oh What a Night) (Four Seasons)
11. Santa Claus - Panama (Van Halen)
12. It's Not Eden - Superman (It's Not Easy) (Five for Fighting)
13. Meshach - Love Shack (B-52's)
14. Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless - Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous (Good Charlotte)
15. Wherever You Will Sow (Live) - Wherever You Will Go (The Calling)
16. The Devil Went Down to Jordan - The Devil Went Down to Georgia (Charlie Daniels)
17. Corinthians - In the End (Linkin Park)
18. Baa! We're Lambs - Barbara Ann (The Beach Boys and The Regents)
19. Smooth Grandmama (Live) - Smooth Criminal (Alien Ant Farm and Michael Jackson)
20. Life Restored - Last Resort (Papa Roach)
21. Bethlehemian Rhapsody - Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)
22. The Real Sin Savior - The Real Slim Shady (Eminem)
23. Story of a Squirrel - Absolutely (Story of a Girl) (Nine Days)
24. I Love Apostle Paul (Live) - I Love Rock 'n Roll (Joan Jett & the Blackhearts)
25. Pray Now (Lost Art) - All Star (Smash Mouth)
26. Livin' What Jesus Spoke of - Livin' La Vida Loca (Ricky Martin)
27. Learn Some Deuteronomy (Live) - Pour Some Sugar on Me (Def Leppard)
28. Choirboy - Cowboy (Kid Rock)
29. Jail Got Rocked - Jailhouse Rock (Elvis Presley)
30. One Way - One Week (Barenaked Ladies)
31. Enter Samson - Enter Sandman (Metallica)
32. Kick in the Wall - Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 (Pink Floyd)
33. Put You Down in My Will - Push (Matchbox 20)
34. Walk His Way (Live) - Walk This Way (Aerosmith)
35. Narrow Way to Heaven - Stairway to Heaven (Led Zeppelin)
36. Love & Kisses (Live) - Rock and Roll All Nite (KISS)
37. Naomi Gonna Be With Ruth - Only Wanna Be With You (Hootie & the Blowfish)
38. People - Pepper (Buttonhole Surfers)
39. Bad Dude Risin' - Bad Moon Risin' (Creedence Clearwater Revival)
40. Jacob's Name Is Israel (Live) - Takin' Care of Business (Bachman-Turner Overdrive)


HITS THE ROAD

"ApologetiX Hits: The Road" released in December 2005, features 20 live tracks, including three tracks unavailable on any other ApologetiX CD. Furthermore, all 20 of the tracks are unavailable in live format on any other CD.

Here's what's on the "Hits: The Road" CD:

1. We're in a Parody Band (We're an American Band by Grand Funk)
2. Tom Saw Ya (Tom Sawyer by Rush)
3. JC's Mom (Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne)
4. Choose Your Daddy (Who's Your Daddy by Toby Keith)
5. Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl (Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet)
6. All the Stalls Stink (All the Small Things by Blink 182)
7. It's Tough (This Love by Maroon 5)
8. Cheap Birds (Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
9. Look Yourself (Lose Yourself by Eminem)
10. Kick in the Wall (Another Brick in the Wall Pt.; 2 by Pink Floyd)
11. Devil Went Down to Jordan (Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band)
12. Didn't Just Die (Live and Let Die by Paul McCartney & Wings)
13. Died & Rose (China Grove by Doobie Brothers)
14. Yes Today (Yesterday by the Beatles)
15. I'm a Receiver (I'm a Believer by Smash Mouth)
16. Enter Samson (Enter Sandman by Metallica)
17. Story of a Squirrel ((Absolutely) Story of a Girl by Nine Days)
18. With a Harp David Writes (A Hard Day's Night by the Beatles)
19. Walk on the Water (Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple)
20. Found God (Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)


ADAM UP

Released in November 2003, "Adam Up" is our most recent full-length, all-new studio project. It features 22 parodies of modern and classic rock songs.

Here's what's on the "Adam Up" CD:

1. We're in a Parody Band ("We're an American Band" by Grand Funk Railroad)
2. Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless ("Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous by Good
Charlotte)
3. Boy Tell the World ("Joy to the World" by Three Dog Night)
4. Choose Your Daddy ("Who's Your Daddy?" by Toby Keith)
5. Meshach ("Love Shack" by the B-52's)
6. I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) ("I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by the Proclaimers)
7. Get Found Tonight ("Get Down Tonight" by K.C. & the Sunshine Band)
8. Look Yourself ("Lose Yourself" by Eminem)
9. Should I Pray or Should I Go ("Should I Stay or Should I Go" by the Clash)
10. The Spittle ("The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World)
11. Sweet Oholibamah ("Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
12. It's Not Eden ("Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five For Fighting)
13. Listening After Midnight ("Living After Midnight" by Judas Priest)
14. Psum 14 ("Fat Lip" by Sum 41)
15. The Word ("Grease" by Frankie Valli)
16. Wherever You Will Sow ("Wherever You Will Go" by the Calling)
17. Wake Up Talitha Cumi ("Wake Up Little Susie" by the Everly Brothers)
18. Guide the Way ("By the Way" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers)
19. Little-Read Bible Book ("Li'l Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham & the
Pharaohs)
20. Downer of a Sister ("Chop Suey" by System of a Down)
21. Lazy Brain ("Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne)
22. Called My Wife ("All My Life" by the Foo Fighters)


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