Can I get sheet music for ApologetiX parodies?

We don't sell sheet music for our parodies, because we didn't write the music, and the only way we legally can do this music is as a parody, and if we produced it without the parody words, it wouldn't be a parody anymore.  Make sense?  

The lyrics to our parodies are available online on this website. If you'd like to find the sheet music for a particular song, we would advise you to check out your local music store and ask if they have it. You can also buy sheet music for just about any song with a little creative searching on the Internet.

If you're just looking for a simple way to learn the guitar parts to a particular song, check out the Online Guitar Archive at http://www.olga.net.