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Marry Mary / Turn Up the Ray of Hope

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Released in early-December, our 21st single of 2018 features two bands out of Los Angeles County, California, although they don't have much common ground aside from that.
Marry Mary
Jesus' foster father, Joseph, could never be called a man without a dream; he had several angelic visitations in the dream world. The first was after he found out his fiancée was pregnant. The angel told him not to forget that girl but to take a giant step of faith, even if it was hard to believe she was still a virgin, and he trusted the angel's words.
Turn Up the Ray of Hope
This crazy world seeks the thrill of love without realizing that faith and hope are the other missing pieces in a three-piece setting. As 1 Peter 3:15 shows, when others see hope in us, that's the stuff that'll prompt them to ask questions about our faith. Our attitudes and actions speak louder than words. Let's use them to create a buzz for Him.
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Marry Mary Mary Mary The Monkees

Turn Up the Ray of Hope Turn Up the Radio Autograph

That's Too Bad

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Our 53rd CD, That's Too Bad, is at the manufacturer and should be in stock in early December. It features 13 parodies from the 70's, 80's, and 90's.

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1. Bad Foreign Girls - Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
2. She's Got Cooties - She's a Beauty - The Tubes
3. Dumb Questions - Come Dancing - The Kinks
4. Embarrassing Moments - American Woman - The Guess Who
5. Soakin' in the Lord's Book - Smokin' in the Boys Room - Brownsville Station
6. The War in You - The Warrior - Scandal featuring Patty Smyth
7. Bad Things for a Good Time - Nothin' but a Good Time - Poison
8. It's a Long Way to the Dock (if You Wanna Stop in Rome) - It's a Long Way to the Top (if You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll) - AC/DC
9. Everybody Burps - Everybody Hurts - REM
10. Campaign to Jehovah -Champagne Supernova - Oasis
11. Bible O'Really - Baba O'Riley - The Who
12. On the Road Away from Home - Take Me Home, Country Roads - John Denver
13. Steelers Make it Tough - Feel Like Makin' Love - Bad Company

Taken Up / Take the Wrong Way Home

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Released in mid-November, our 20th single of 2018 spoofs Top 10 hits from the late 70's and early 80's.
Taken Up
You don't need magic to make someone disappear; just ask Enoch and Eljiah. Well, they can't answer right now, since they're gone, but we won't let them leave you up in the air. They left the scene without a trace. Take another look at 2 Kings 2:11, Genesis 5:24, and 1 Thess. 4:17. Who says there's no escape without a scrape?
Take the Wrong Way Home
If you bring up the Bible in casual conversations at school or work, it might end up being famous last words. Watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical, a dreamer hoping it's going to come true, or a crazy person in need of an asylum. If only they'd give a little bit of thought to their final destination before it's too late.
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Taken Up Shake It Up The Cars

Take the Wrong Way Home Take the Long Way Home Supertramp

Call Me the Priest / A Loan for You

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Released in early November our 19th single of 2018 is brought to you by the letter L -- 70's style and 90's style.
Call Me the Priest
Aaron's first 80 years were nothing fancy, with not many things going on, so he was free as a bird when God called. He wasn't on the hunt for a new job or searching for fame, but he'd soon be the envy of every mother's son in Israel -- the first, not the last, of a dying breed of high priests. But therein lay the problem.
A Loan for You
He was deep enough in debt to the king that it would take a century to pay it off, maybe 10,000 years. In fact, forever may not be long enough. Yet the king forgave it all. The debtor, however, forgot that sweet release when he met a man who owed him. Consider your debts when you eye a loan someone owes you, OK? If you won't, God will.
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Call Me the Priest Call Me the Breeze Lynyrd Skynyrd

A Loan for You All Over You Live

She's Not Dead / Read Isaiah

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Released in mid-October, our 18th single of 2018 spoofs two bands with only five Top 40 hits between them, but all five went into the Top 10.
She's Not Dead
Acts 9 -- Paul's faith odyssey may begin here, but Peter wasn't finished speaking the oracles of God. In the same chapter, he resurrected a woman named Tabitha (a.k.a. Dorcas). She seemed just out of reach, beyond the borderline of Heaven's gate, but she was the kind of girl the whole church loved, so how could Peter tell her no?
Read Isaiah
Isaiah predicted many details of Christ's life, 700 years ahead of time, but the train kept a-rollin' till they were fulfilled. Prophets often looked far west of tomorrow when they said things were gonna change sometime in the future. Skeptics go round and round to make Isaiah their boogie man, but don't call us crazy if we take him at his word.
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She's Not Dead She's Not There The Zombies

Read Isaiah Green-Eyed Lady Sugarloaf

That's Saul / Busted God's Laws

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Released in early October, our 17th single of 2018 spoofs two bands that formed in the late 1960s but had to wait till the 1980s before they finally got number-one hits.
That's Saul
In the beginning of the ballad of big Saul and little David, the Israelites were counting out time between Goliath's taunts, to which they had no reply at all. Yet after the ordeal was over, Saul wasn't happy the man who felled the giant got all the glory. He started taking it all too hard, and soon David was down and out, in hiding in the wilderness.
Busted God's Laws
Moses went to get God's laws in the usual place they met, but 40 days was too long for the Israelites to wait without things getting out of hand. Still, in his worst nightmares, Moses didn't expect to come back and find them giving it all up for a golden calf. It put a rage in the sage, and the ensuing wreckage included both calf and Commandments.
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That's Saul That's All Genesis

Busted God's Laws Must of Got Lost The J. Geils Band

It's a Long Way to the Dock (If You Wanna Stop in Rome) / Everybody Burps

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Released in late September, our 16th single of 2018 spoofs two bands that only go by initials, and both are abbreviations for scientific terms.
It's a Long Way to the Dock (If You Wanna Stop in Rome)
Young Saul of Tarsus had a heart and head as hard as a rock, and he had a hard life after Christ transformed him into the Apostle Paul. It ain't no fun facing the danger and rough stuff he endured, but Paul kept a stiff upper lip, taking everything in his stride like there was nothing he'd rather do. He was one of a kind but wanted no applause.
Everybody Burps
Before you murmur against others for doing things you can't stand that drive you crazy time after time, consider this: What's the frequency of your own sin? We'll all face a day of reckoning at the end of the world as we know it. You may not feel like a monster, but we all stumble in many ways and need to repent before we run out of time.
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It's a Long Way to the Dock (If You Wanna Stop in Rome) It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll) AC/DC

Everybody Burps Everybody Hurts REM

Embarrassing Moments / Soakin' in the Lord's Book

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Released in early September, our 15th single of 2018 spoofs a pair of chart-toppin', hard-rockin' hits from the early 70's.
Embarrassing Moments
It's not like Peter had no time to prepare; Jesus gave him fair warning. He remembered laughing to himself at the notion he wouldn't stand tall when they came for Jesus. But he wasn't a one-man army. Now he was shaking all over, posing as a proper stranger. His promises were broken, his faith was undone, and he wanted to lie down and die.
Soakin' in the Lord's Book
Yeah, that's fine if you bring any other book to school, but you know better than to get caught with a Bible by your side. At best, the school punks will treat you like a Martian. At worst, you'll be wanted dead or alive by the authorities. Or maybe you'll be the one that got away with it. But God's Word is the truth, take it (to school) or leave it (at home).
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Embarrassing Moments American Woman The Guess Who

Soakin' in the Lord's Book Smokin' in the Boy's Room Brownsville Station

The War in You / Bad Things for a Good Time

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Released in late August, our 14th single of 2018 spoofs Top 10 hits from the 80's by a pair of American rock bands that originated in the Northeast (although one of those bands had to move to L.A. before it finally found fame).
The War in You
In spiritual warfare, there are many battles. You win some and lose some. Even if you feel you've won less than half, ultimate victory was assured when you came to Christ and said goodbye to your old life. Give it time and call to Heaven for help. It may feel like the enemy has your hands tied, but you march to the beat of a heart filled with Christ.
Bad Things for a Good Time
Satan likes to play dirty. He'll tell you it's bad to be good, but once you're in the valley of lost souls, he'll crack a smile and blame it on you. He hates life, loves a tragedy, and can't stand believers. He's a fallen angel himself, after all. Only God can supply the good love you need to start tearing down the walls and lose that ball and chain.
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The War in You The Warrior Scandal

Bad Things for a Good Time Nothin' but a Good Time Poison

She's Got Cooties / Dumb Questions

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Released in early August, our 13th single of 2018 spoofs a pair of Top 10 hits from July 1983 by long-established rock bands not known for having much crossover success on the pop charts.
She's Got Cooties
"I'm just a mess," she thought. "There's no way out; I don't want to wait anymore." She touched Christ's cloak and was instantly cured. He could feel it, but instead of saying, "Don't touch me," there was compassion in His eyes when He turned around and saw her standing there. His love's a mystery that can heal us outside and inside.
Dumb Questions
Jesus was a well-respected man with dedicated followers, but the religious elite didn't fancy this wonderboy and his band of misfits making permanent waves wherever they went. So they tested Him with questions all day and all of the night. Unable to defeat Him by debating face to face, they went behind his back to get revenge.
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She's Got Cooties She's a Beauty The Tubes

Dumb Questions Come Dancing The Kinks

Nichey

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Our 52nd CD, Nichey, was released in August 2018. It features 12 parodies from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's.

1 You're Really Godly - You Really Got Me - Van Halen
2. (I Just) Died and Arose - (I Just) Died in Your Arms - Cutting Crew
3. Nabal Was a Mean Guy - In the Meantime - Spacehog
4. Handle With Prayer - Handle with Care - The Traveling Wilburys
5. Can't Fight This Kneeling - Can't Fight This Feeling - REO Speedwagon
6. No More Mr. Wise Guy - No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper
7. Crossloads - Crossroads - Cream
8. The Jews' Lost Hero - Juke Box Hero - Foreigner
9. Place of Grace - Ace of Spades - Motörhead
10. Some Doubt - Sundown - Gordon Lightfoot
11. L.S.F. - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Elton John
12. The Very Last City - Paradise City - Guns N' Roses

Bad Foreign Girls / Campaign to Jehovah

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Released in mid-July, our 12th single of 2018 has an English accent, because both bands we borrowed from are British.
Bad Foreign Girls
Matthew's genealogy of Jesus starts with Abraham, then lists subsequent generations from father to son, but also includes some women guaranteed to blow your mind because of scandal, innuendo, big disgraces and bad mistakes. Yet they're all part of one vision made in Heaven that some day one day would lead to the Miracle in the manger.
Campaign to Jehovah
They knock on doors all around the world, saying you can live forever in paradise on earth. Some might say they're led astray, but they don't look back in anger at failed prophecies. They just roll with it and soldier on as memories fade away and the master plan changes little by little. What's the story? Where did it all go wrong? They think it's getting better.
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Bad Foreign Girls Fat Bottomed Girls Queen

Campaign to Jehovah Champagne Supernova Oasis

The Very Last City / L.S.F.

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Released in early July, our 11th single of 2018 revisits two songs we originally spoofed back in the 1990's – one with all-new lyrics and an all-new title (but the same theme) and another with the same lyrics and a totally different musical approach.
The Very Last City
Heaven's a place where everything is as fresh as the bright blue sky, but some would rather live right next door to Hell. Thankfully, God has extraordinary patience and still offers the chance to move to the city described in Revelation 21-22. We hope you'll take it eventually. Start knocking on Heaven's door now; don't wait till you're dust and bones.
L.S.F.
After Jesus ascended like some high-flying bird, His disciples stood gazing at the now-empty sky, but they'd soon make the greatest discovery; two angels told them Jesus would come down in time. Sixty years on, when John wrote Revelation, the clock was still ticking. But the One who brought salvation will return, and blessed are those who believe.
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The Very Last City Paradise City Guns N' Roses

L.S.F. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds Elton John

Some Doubt / (I Just) Died and Arose

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Released in mid-June, our 10th single of 2018 looks at resurrection in the Old and New Testament, with spoofs of #1 hits from the 70's and 80's.
Some Doubt
Jesus is gone, but the legend lives on; that's what skeptics would have you believe. Was He an ordinary man who left His small circle of followers high and dry, picking up the pieces of a sweet shattered dream? Too many clues in this room suggest otherwise. Take it or leave it or try to believe it, but it's worth believing and not too late for praying.
(I Just) Died and Arose
We don't see many Old Testament resurrections except for a scattering of incidents in 1 and 2 Kings. Here's one for the medical books: a live broadcast from a previously dead boy in 2 Kings 4. He'd been alive before but had already gone to his apparent death. Then Elisha told him to get up and get over it, and he came back like a boomerang.
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Some Doubt Sundown Gordon Lightfoot

(I Just) Died and Arose (I Just) Died in Your Arms Cutting Crew

Can't Fight This Kneeling / Crossloads

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Released in early May, our ninth single of 2018 spoofs bands from London and the Land of Lincoln.
Can't Fight This Kneeling
The world wants to live it up; they don't want to know what the Bible says. If you keep pushing, they won't keep on loving you. They might just throw you through the window if you don't drop it. But that ain't love. Pray for opportunities to share the Gospel, and when you get what you pray for, don't be afraid to stand up and say something.
Crossloads
Jesus was in a world of pain on the way to Golgotha. Those were the days when Romans ruled, so they forced Simon of Cyrene to carry the cross. As he gingerly picked it up, perhaps he thought, "What a bringdown! There are better ways of passing the time." But he wound up exemplifying Christ's words in Mark 8:34. Feel free to read it yourself.
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Can't Fight This Kneeling Can't Fight This Feeling REO Speedwagon

Crossloads Crossroads Cream

No More Mr. Wise Guy / You're Really Godly

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Released in mid-April, our eighth single of 2018 could be summed up as "good wives, bad wives, 70's style."
No More Mr. Wise Guy
Solomon was caught in a dream that warped into a nightmare. Beautiful babes, billion-dollar budget, and freedom to do what he wanted didn't make happiness a gimme. If you look at it from the inside, all those wives and concubines were only women of mass distraction; he reaped a field of regret reflected upon in the book of Ecclesiastes.
You're Really Godly
God made many beautiful girls, but when push comes to shove, looks are not enough. Proverbs 6:23-7:27 gives fair warning about girls gone bad; Proverbs 31:10-31 balances that with the secrets of the godly woman. Worldly women fall out of love again, but a godly wife can't stop loving you, because she committed to Him before committing to you.
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No More Mr. Wise Guy No More Mr. Nice Guy Alice Cooper

You're Really Godly You Really Got Me Van Halen

The Nazarene & The Gadarenes

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Released in early April, our seventh single of 2018 spoofs big hits by two famous English-American bands.
The Jews' Lost Hero
They come from two different worlds, but Christians and Jews have one thing in common that we both share: belief in Messiah. The four Gospels make a compelling case for Jesus fulfilling Jewish prophecy, but bringing it up can generate unusual heat; no time ever seems right. Do what you like, but God still loves the lonely children of Israel.
Handle with Prayer
After Jesus calmed the storm on the Sea of Galilee, the disciples found a cool, dry place to land. But they were not alone anymore; two wild men met them, and not to offer congratulations. The devil had been busy destroying their lives, but Jesus wasn't rattled by the frantic demons. He knew it was the end of the line for them, and so did they.
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The Jews' Lost Hero Juke Box Hero Foreigner

Handle with Prayer Handle with Care The Traveling Wilburys

I Know You Are but What Am I?

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Our 51st CD, I Know You Are but What Am I?, was released in March 2018. It features 12 parodies from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's.

1. Head Over Here - Head Over Heels - Tears for Fears
2. Ignorant Song - Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin
3. Triune Godhead - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
4. Casket Place - Basket Case - Green Day
5. Babel Babel - Rebel Rebel - David Bowie
6. Going to Forget Our Bad Deeds - Don't You (Forget About Me) - Simple Minds
7. Grass So Green - Vasoline - Stone Temple Pilots
8. Straight Street - Mainstreet - Bob Seger
9. Can't Buy Free Love - Can't Buy Me Love - The Beatles
10. You Gotta Go - You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette
11. An Old King in the New Age - Anarchy in the U.K. - The Sex Pistols
12. Selfish Sheep - Self Esteem - The Offspring

Place of Grace / Nabal Was a Mean Guy

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Released in early March, our sixth single of 2018 spoofs the signature songs of two bands we've never parodied before. Both bands could boast of bassists who doubled as their lead singers.
Place of Grace
You may be fastidious about religion, but Isaiah 64:6 says our righteous deeds are like filthy rags. Sadly, many seem deaf forever to those words, hammered hard by iron-fisted religious rulers who lead them like lemmings, telling them to get back in line and march or die. Jesus offers rest for the restless, but the graceless get no sleep at all.
Nabal Was a Mean Guy
David's the star of First Samuel, but chapter 25 zeroes in on a relatively anonymous guy named Nabal. Only a few remember him, and it is because he was a perpetual drag who preferred gluttony to charity, which he considered a real waste of food. He was married to a beautiful girl named Abigail, who later became David's wife.
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Place of Grace Ace of Spades Motörhead

Nabal Was a Mean Guy In the Meantime Spacehog

Going to Forget Our Bad Deeds / Selfish Sheep

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Released in late-February, our fifth single of 2018 spoofs two bands from different sides of the pond figuratively and literally - Glasgow and Garden Grove.
Going to Forget Our Bad Deeds
Jeremiah is a long book, so you may not remember all the things he said, but once upon a time, in verse 31:34, He promised you a miracle: God will forget our sins! You don't have to sanctify yourself; Christ will do it. That's good news from the next world, but you can claim this glittering prize while you're still alive and kicking (Heb. 8:12, 10:17).
Selfish Sheep
Moses was pretty spry for a white-haired guy, but the Israelites' bad habit of complaining surely made him feel so alone and weary. We defy you to find someone in ministry who hasn't hit that point sometime. But if you're called to ministry, you're not the one responsible for what happened to you, and the One who is will refresh you as days go by.
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Going to Forget Our Bad Deeds Don't You (Forget About Me) Simple Minds

Selfish Sheep Self Esteem The Offspring

Triune Godhead / An Old King in the New Age

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Released in mid-February, our fourth single of 2018 spoofs two British bad-boy bands who pushed the envelope of acceptability in the mid-60s and mid-70s.
Triune Godhead
They just finished with your neighbors and plan to visit every house all down the line, so they won't miss you. Grrr! Can't you hear 'em knocking? We can almost hear you sigh. Come on! You are the salt of the earth and the light of the world. Shine a light on them! This song could help you sway them away from their biggest mistake.
An Old King in the New Age
Submission to a king? These days, that seems like a rotten idea to just about everybody, never mind the Bolsheviks. But what if that king didn't have a vicious bone in His body, did you no wrong, could solve all of the world's problems, and had the power to raise our bodies from the dead? Would something else make you object?
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Triune Godhead (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction The Rolling Stones

An Old King in the New Age Anarchy in the U.K. The Sex Pistols

Babel Babel / Can't Buy Free Love

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Released in late-January, our third single of 2018 spoofs two British trendsetters who shaped the 60's, the 70's, and beyond.
Babel Babel
Genesis shows the rise and fall of a ziggurat in Babel, Revelation shows that we never learned. It's not some future legend; unlike Orwell's 1984, it will become reality. Modern man seeks peace on Earth and life on Mars. It's hunky dory for the heathen, but Christians are out of fashion. Who knows what changes may occur in the next five years?
Can't Buy Free Love
There's a place in Acts 8 that recounts a day in the life of Simon Magus, a magical-mystery doer who later became known as the "father of all heretics." Peter rebuked him for trying to "buy the gift of God with money" and warned him not to let the devil in his heart, but apparently Simon wouldn't let it be and never found the real love of Christ.
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Babel Babel Rebel Rebel David Bowie

Can't Buy Free Love Can't Buy Me Love The Beatles

Head Over Here / You Gotta Go

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Released in mid-January, our second single of 2018 spoofs two angst-ridden acts (one from the 80's and one from the 90's) who each notched number-one albums.
Head Over Here
Some advice for the young at heart: The good old days aren't always in the past. Listen, Moses was 80, living a humdrum and humble life, but a big change came the day he saw the burning bush, sowing the seeds of Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy, not to mention the rest of Exodus. Everybody loves a happy ending, especially God.
You Gotta Go
Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven, but Hell is too hot a topic for "the real world." You learn fast that talking about it gets you uninvited to most parties. Don't expect a thank you. They may not feel your love, might walk away, look right through you, or stand with their hands in their pockets, but the only way out is Jesus. And now is the time.
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Head Over Here Head Over Heels Tears for Fears

You Gotta Go You Oughta Know Alanis Morissette

Ignorant Song / Grass So Green

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Released in early January, our first single of 2018 spoofs a pair of power quartets -- a 70's British band and their 90's American acolytes.
Ignorant Song
Atheists ramble on about a God they say doesn't exist, swearing and tearing into those who try to keep His Word from being trampled underfoot. But whether 14:1 or 53:1, the Psalm remains the same: The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." To bring it all home, your time is gonna come. If you don't believe now, you will in your time of dying.
Grass So Green
Other lives seem wonderful when you creep on social media, but those plush pix could be transmissions from a lonely room in a big empty house with no way out. Why is the grass always greener on the other side? At the core, C.S. Lewis said, "The fact that our heart yearns for something Earth can't supply is proof that Heaven must be our home."
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Ignorant Song Immigrant Song Led Zeppelin

Grass So Green Vasoline Stone Temple Pilots

Bible O'Really / On the Road, Away from Home

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Released in mid-December, our 22nd single of 2017 features two new parodies recorded live at our 25th-Anniversary Concert in August 2017.
Bible O'Really
The Word of God is pure and easy to understand, but it's not enough for some "Christians," who bargain over what parts should be discarded and what fragments should be kept. They are all in love with the idea of faith in something bigger, but their God gets smaller as their Bible gets smaller. Either it's all true, or it's not true. Accept no substitute.
On the Road, Away from Home
You've heard the parable of the Good Samaritan, but it's about time we retold it for today: A Pittsburgh Steelers fan on the road driving back home again breaks down on a rocky mountain highway in West Virginia and has to spend some time on the shoulder. Then he sees a Cleveland Browns fan looking for space to pull over ...
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Bible O'Really Baba O'Riley The Who

On the Road, Away from Home Take Me Home, Country Roads John Denver

Xit Ego Lopa

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Our 50th CD, Xit Ego Lopa, was released in December 2017. It features 13 parodies from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's.

1. Ha-Bakk - Get Back - The Beatles
2. No Exclusions - No Excuses - Alice in Chains
3. You Might Stink - You Might Think - The Cars
4. Show Us the Way - Go All the Way - The Raspberries
5. Man Born to Scale the Mountain - Man on the Silver Mountain - Rainbow
6. Free Indeed - T.N.T. - AC/DC
7. Nain - Name - The Goo Goo Dolls
8. You're Mad at What - No Matter What - Badfinger
9. Paranormal - Destroyer - The Kinks
10. Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It - What's the Frequency, Kenneth? - REM
11. You Made Me, So There You Have Me - You've Made Me So Very Happy - Blood, Sweat & Tears
12. Maybe Madonna - Lady Madonna - The Beatles
13. Known from the Beginning - Beginnings - Chicago

Note: Tracks 11-13 are live recordings, the same that were featured on our recent singles.

Straight Street / Casket Place

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Released in late November, our 21st single of 2017 features parodies of American-made hits from the mid-70's and mid-90's.
Straight Street
Here's Ananias looking back on Acts 9, when the Lord told him to go pray for a stranger in town named Saul. His heart sank like a rock; he feared Saul was still the same guy persecuting Christians in Acts 8. When you turn the page, the distance between 8 and 9 may feel like a number far greater than one. But One was far greater than Saul.
Casket Place
Is Earth headed for a 21st century breakdown? After waiting so long for Christ's return, enduring countless failed predictions (by men, not God), many get jaded or suffer burnout. The Bible takes the long view but gives warning signs so we'll know when it's time in the end. Others will know either when they come around or when He comes around.
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Straight Street Mainstreet Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band

Casket Place Basket Case Green Day

Paranormal / Maybe Madonna

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Released in early November, our 20th single of 2017 features parodies of two bands from the British Invasion. Although one of the songs we spoofed was a hit in the 60's, the other didn't come out till the 80's. Both parodies were recorded in October 2017. The first was recorded in the studio by ApologetiX, while the second was recorded live by J. and Jimmy from ApologetiX with the New Community Church worship team.
Paranormal
It's a predictable predicament, a classic bait and switch. At first, spirit guides give the people what they want, but promises of better things turn into definite maybes, then a state of confusion, and finally misery. You thought you were getting cheerful spirits, but you really got mean demons. Sadly, some people have to learn the hard way.
Maybe Madonna
As the old song says, Jesus died for all the children of the world. That means every bad boy and girl, too, for no one is righteous. The Word says He forgave the Samaritan woman, the taxman, and the woman caught in adultery, in spite of all the danger to His public image. Why would you think it's all too much for Him to save (insert name here)?
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Paranormal Destroyer The Kinks

Maybe Madonna Lady Madonna The Beatles

Churchigo IV

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Released in late October, our 19th single of 2017 is the latest installment in our Churchigo series. ApologetiX lead singer and lyricist J. Jackson is also a worship leader at New Community Church in Wexford PA, the same place where we played our 20th and 25th anniversary shows. NCC has a great worship team with many talented vocalists and instrumentalists, many of whom have appeared on ApologetiX recordings.
We've released songs before that J. has performed with the team in concert on our Churchigo II, Transformed Soul, and Churchigo III projects. On October 8, 2017, the worship team performed a special concert with the choir and an 11-piece band, including a full brass section. J. sang lead on two new parodies of songs by Chicago and Blood, Sweat & Tears that he wrote specifically for the event. ApX drummer Jimmy "Vegas" Tanner also played on the songs.
This time around, ApX guitarist Wayne Bartley was able to remix the live recordings of the performances to maximize the audio quality, and we're making them available as downloads, which are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going.
You Made Me, So There You Have Me
Ah, that moment when you go from knowing there's something going on (sin in your life) to realizing there's something coming on (a desire to repent)! As John the Baptist could tell you, redemption requires repentance, but God is Father to the man who's saved by the grace of His love, and God blesses the child who's called His own.
Known from the Beginning
Listen, if it all started with Romans 10:9, where do we go from here? You want the lowdown? It's a happy man who realizes that our first movement toward God was actually the second movement overall, since the One who said "Call on Me" called us first (John 6:44) and Christ is the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world. (Rev. 13:8).
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Intro: You Made Me, So There You Have Me

You Made Me, So There You Have Me You've Made Me So Very Happy Blood, Sweat & Tears

Intro: Known from the Beginning

Known from the Beginning Beginnings Chicago

From Hair to Eternity

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Our 49th CD, From Hair to Eternity, was released in October 2017. It features 12 parodies — all from the 80's — a hairy time in rock music history!

1. Turn to Luke - Turn Me Loose - Loverboy
2. No One Likes You - No One Like You - The Scorpions
3. Works - Words - Missing Persons
4. Don't Tell Me We're Lucky - Don't Tell Me You Love Me - Night Ranger
5. Thankfully - Faithfully - Journey
6. Pick It Up - Lick It Up - KISS
7. Born in the Jewish Faith - Born in the USA - Bruce Springsteen
8. Boys Are Scary - Voices Carry - 'Til Tuesday
9. Expected to Love - Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer
10. Dweebs - Dreams - Van Halen
11. You Give Up on Bad Days - You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi
12. Talk Daily to Me - Talk Dirty to Me - Poison

You Might Stink / Show Us the Way

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Released in early October, our 18th single of 2017 spoofs two American bands who first found fame in the 70's.
You Might Stink
Some folks downplay a talent or ability when they should display it. "It's all I can do," they say. "That's it. I'm not the one God should use." But let's go to Romans 12 and 1 Corinthians 12 and take another look. If you think it over, you can't hold on too long to the notion that your God-given gift isn't good enough to serve God.
Show Us the Way
Let's pretend you're a Galilean nobody knows, 2000 years ago, waiting for Messiah. Suddenly, a teacher with fresh ideas and healing power pops into your life, making it easy to understand the Scriptures. You might as well follow Him, right? Then, after becoming an overnight sensation, He says He's leaving. You don't want to say goodbye. Now what?
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You Might Stink You Might Think The Cars

Show Us the Way Go All the Way The Raspberries

You're Mad at What? / Pick It Up

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Released in mid-September, our 17th single of 2017 spoofs two straightforward rock hits from the 70's and the 80's.
You're Mad at What?
We'll tell you straight up: there's no magic Christian formula for living a sinless life. That doesn't mean we shouldn't give it a try, but we won't reach perfection till it's over. In the meantime, seek God's guidance and forgiveness day after day, hold on to 1 Corinthians 1:8 and Philippians 1:6, and carry on till tomorrow. Better days await.
Pick It Up
The Bible was given to us freely by God, and it'll give you a reason to live and show you how to live forever, but you have to take it off the shelf. The Word of God is alive, written not for the innocent only but for saint and sinner alike, and if you read it, it'll come back to you later like a boomerang. Get all you can take before they take it away from us.
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You're Mad at What? No Matter What Badfinger

Pick It Up Lick It Up KISS

Churchigo III

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Released in late August, our 16th single of 2017 is a sequel to two projects we released in 2013.
ApologetiX lead singer and lyricist J. Jackson is also a worship leader at New Community Church in Wexford PA, the same venue where we played our 20th and 25th anniversary shows.
The church has a great worship team with many talented vocalists and instrumentalists, many of whom have appeared on ApologetiX recordings. We.ve released singles before which featured songs J. has performed with the team in concert on our Churchigo II and Transformed Soul singles.
On September 20, 2015, the worship team performed a special concert with the choir and a 10-piece band, including a full brass section. J. sang lead on two new parodies of songs by Chicago and Joe Bonamassa that he wrote specifically for the event.
We're finally making the live recordings of those performances available as downloads, which are free with your donation of any size to the ministry of ApologetiX. Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files and cover art. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going.

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Intro: Does Anybody Really Know What Tithing Is

Does Anybody Really Know What Tithing Is Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is Chicago

Intro: The Stuff That God'll Watch

The Stuff That God'll Watch The Stuff You Gotta Watch Joe Bonamassa

The Man Born to Scale the Mountain / Free Indeed

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Released in late-July, our 15th single of 2017 spoofs two hard-rocking classics that were both released in 1975.
The Man Born to Scale the Mountain
For a guy who spent so much time with God, Moses was very down to earth. But, as this musical self-portrait shows, he got bent out of shape and felt his blood pressure rising when Israel's idolatry and complaining proved difficult to cure. Their hearts were as cold as the stone tablets he brought down from Sinai, yet he kept interceding for them.
Free Indeed
Some preachers don't touch too much upon the topic of sin, but Jesus didn't waste time beating around the bush. For those about to read the Gospels for the first time, prepare for a shock: Our sins have snowballed into a landslide that's put us deep in the hole, and it's a long way to the top. But Jesus can engineer your jailbreak (John 8:36).
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The Man Born to Scale the Mountain The Man on the Silver Mountain Rainbow

Free Indeed T.N.T. AC/DC

Thankfully / Works

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Released in mid-July, our 14th single of 2017 spoofs two California bands who were at the peak of their popularity in the first half of the 80's.
Thankfully
The prodigal told his father, "I'll be alright without you." He thought his departure was an escape, only the young man couldn't look into the future to see the trial by fire that would happen next. But his father took him back with open arms after the fall. God treats us just the same way anytime we repent. Why keep on running till the party's over?
Works
Clandestine people claiming to have a faith in God say it ain't none of your business whether they have a noticeable one. Our final destination's unknown to all but Him and us right now, but our actions/reactions are windows into our souls. Works don't save us, but they do identify us. State your faith in black and white, but deeds put color in your life.
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Thankfully Faithfully Journey

Works Words Missing Persons

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Expected to Love / Born in the Jewish Faith

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Released in early July, our 13th single of 2017 spoofs two male solo artists who scored their biggest hits in the mid-to-late '80's.
Expected to Love
Some people can do what they like, but Jesus calls us to love one another, our neighbors, our enemies, every kind of people! How can we still be friends with God and not love those created in His image? God offers forgiveness, but you can have it only if you forgive others. That's true love. Get it through your heart; it'll help your blood pressure drop.
Born in the Jewish Faith
Growing up as a Pharisee, Saul of Tarsus felt tougher than the rest. He had high hopes for eradicating Christianity entirely, waging war against the Church like a human wrecking ball. Then one day his vision suddenly stopped working on the highway to Tarsus as he was blinded by the light of Christ himself, who gave him reason to believe.
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Expected to Love Addicted to Love Robert Palmer

Born in the Jewish Faith Born in the U.S.A. Bruce Springsteen

Boys Are Scary / Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It

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Released in mid-June, our 12th single of 2017 spoofs two alternative-rock bands who first hit it big in the 80's.
Boys Are Scary
A parody about Jacob's daughter Dinah? Are you serious? If you've read Genesis 34, you know the rest. There's nothing sugarcoated about the story; it was real bad news for everyone involved. This song looks at it from the other end of the telescope, coming up close for Dinah's own perspective.
Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It
It seems like everybody's heard the truth, but only some actually see it. The truth will set you free, but you can't get there from hearsay unless God chooses to reveal it to your heart. Once He opens your eyes, you can't unsee it. You don't need x-ray vision like Superman; it's automatic for the people who've been around the Son.
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Boys Are Scary Voices Carry 'Til Tuesday

Once You See Truth, You Can't Unsee It What's the Frequency, Kenneth? REM

Zebraic

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Our 48th CD, Zebraic, was released in June 2017.

1. Remember (Lot's Wife) - December - Collective Soul
2. Confiscated - Complicated - Avril Lavigne
3. Ground Shook Here - Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones
4. Learning Blasphemies - Turning Japanese - The Vapors
5. Feels Like in First John - Feels Like the First Time - Foreigner
6. Leviticus Can't Be Done - Little Miss Can't Be Wrong - The Spin Doctors
7. Noah Man - Nowhere Man - The Beatles
8. Makes Me Cranky - Hanky Panky - Tommy James and the Shondells
9. Selling the Dogma - Selling the Drama - Live
10. Role Never Changes - Roll with the Changes - REO Speedwagon
11. Lethargy - Refugee - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
12. Phony Ol' Lie - Lonely Ol' Night - John Cougar Mellencamp

You Give Up on Bad Days / Nain

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Released in early June, our 11th single of 2017 spoofs two American bands and their first Top Five singles (one in '86 and one in '96), both with the word "name" in their titles.
You Give Up on Bad Days
Hey, God never said life will be a bed of roses, even if you're not living in sin. We hope you have a nice day every day but, if not, don't let it rock you. Tribulations bring about perseverance, character, and hope (Romans 5:3-5) and eternal glory (2 Cor. 4:17). Raise your hands in prayer and always keep the faith. You'll bounce back.
Nain
The widow thought her better days were behind her. She'd had only one son, and now he was dead, with no one left to carry on the family name. Her life was empty, and she was just waiting for the rest of it to be over. But by the end of her encounter with Jesus that fateful day, she'd never felt so alive. And neither had her son.
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You Give Up on Bad Days You Give Love a Bad Name Bon Jovi

Nain Name Goo Goo Dolls

Treading on Poisonous Scorpions Vol. 2

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Released in late May, our tenth single of 2017 revisits two hard-rockin' bands that first hit it big in the 1980's and are still touring today.
Talk Daily to Me
God won't forget you in the bad times, so don't forget Him in the good times. Don't wait until you suffer some tragedy/setback or want something, need something, etc. Setting specific time(s) to pray every day is great, but so is making an unscheduled stop in your day to open up and say all that's on your heart and mind.
No One Likes You
This crazy world loves to drive Christians away. They'll mock you like a horrid kind of person and try to black out the Son in your life. If you face the heat of their savage amusement and are still loving, you take the Gospel and make it real to them. Hey, you want them to be in Heaven with you, don't you? Believe in love!
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Talk Daily to Me Talk Dirty to Me Poison

No One Likes You No One Like You The Scorpions

Don't Tell Me We're Lucky / No Exclusions

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Released in early May, our ninth single of 2017 features two songs discussing the origin and uniqueness of life on Earth.

Don't Tell Me We're Lucky

Skeptics insist that Christians are wrong to claim mankind is unique. And when you close your eyes to the evidence, you might think Earth isn't anything special, either. E.T. brought out a sentimental streak in all of us, but our interstellar love affair with aliens is based on sci-fi, not fact. Bible-believers know the secret of life's success on this planet.

No Exclusions

The biggest lesson learned from evolution is that the theory keeps evolving. It's had more facelifts than any aging actress. What you believe is your decision, but if you don't follow along, they'll portray you (and all who get born again) as some sap who believes the devil put dinosaurs here. We don't deny dinosaurs, but is there any proof for abiogenesis?

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Don't Tell Me We're Lucky Don't Tell Me You Love Me Night Ranger

No Exclusions No Excuses Alice in Chains

Dweebs / Turn to Luke

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Released in late April, our eighth single of 2017 spoofs two bands that epitomized the 80's.

Dweebs

Any Christian who's being realistic right now knows he'd never be good enough in God's eyes without Christ inside, but he'll never be good enough in man's eyes with Christ inside. You can't run around with a John 3:16 shirt on and expect non-Christians to get up and applaud. If you're looking for approval, you'll have to wait till judgment day.

Turn to Luke

The road from Jerusalem to Jericho was notoriously dangerous. You could start off in the prime of your life and still be DOA when it was over. Travelers had to watch out every minute for bandits ready to jump them. This is the story of one of the lucky ones who survived such an attack, thanks to a good Samaritan, something once considered an oxymoron.

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Dweebs Dreams Van Halen

Turn to Luke Turn Me Loose Loverboy

Lethargy / Phony Ol' Lie

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Released in early April, our seventh single of 2017 spoofs two artists who launched in the 70's and rocketed to superstardom in the 80's.

Lethargy

Some folks go to bed long after dark yet still spend their days in a spiritual sleepwalk. Don't you be like that! "Awake, sleeper, and arise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you" (Ephesians 5:14). Are you already up? Then stop dragging your feet and start making some noise. Let's wake up the neighbors! Why are we waiting? They need to know!

Phony Ol' Lie

They call it "New Age" this time around, but it's as old as Eden. A certain serpent's been telling mankind ever since that we could become gods whenever we wanted. Find Genesis 3 and check it out. The only way to regain the peace, love and happiness we lost back then is through Christ. What if He came knocking again tonight? Would you open up?

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Lethargy Refugee Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Phony Ol' Lie Lonely Ol' Night John Cougar Mellencamp

Selling the Dogma / Role Never Changes

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Released in mid-March, our sixth single of 2017 features parodies of hits by two American bands -- one from the 70's and one from the 90's.

Selling the Dogma

Have you taken your dogma for a walk lately? You'll have critics all over you as fast as lightning if you try to have a black-and-white discussion about morality in this world that worships the beauty of gray. There are even many Christian brothers unaware of the essentials of the faith throwing proper doctrine out with the bathwater.

Role Never Changes

There's wrestling involved in spiritual life (Eph. 6:12), but Jesus and Satan don't switch roles every now and then like WWE tough guys -- lucky for you! Only the strong survive, and you can't fight this battle without Christ. Satan is a liar and a murderer; Jesus is the Truth and the life. When He knocks (Rev. 3:20), don't let Him go, or you'll take it on the chin.

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Selling the Dogma Selling the Drama Live

Role Never Changes Roll with the Changes REO Speedwagon

Very Vicarious

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Our 47th CD, Very Vicarious, was released in March 2017.

1. Tasty Plants - The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
2. Can We Drive Our Sins Too Far? - 25 or 6 to 4 - Chicago
3. God's Presence (Christ in Your Life) - Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) - Green Day
4. Child of God - Shining Star - Earth, Wind & Fire
5. Tried to Find Lots of Ways - Drivin' My Life Away - Eddie Rabbitt
6. Outnumbered - Down Under - Men at Work
7. Good King - Good Thing - Fine Young Cannibals
8. Speech Police - Dream Police - Cheap Trick
9. Sinning Will - Spinning Wheel - Blood, Sweat & Tears
10. Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger - Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
11. God's Child in the City - Hot Child in the City - Nick Gilder
12. Doubt Is Not Allowed - Shout It Out Loud - KISS
13. I Feel the Earth Proves - I Feel the Earth Move - Carole King

Noah Man / Makes Me Cranky

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Released in early March, our fifth single of 2017 spoofs two huge hits (by two huge bands) released within six months of each other in the mid-60's.

Noah Man

Noah's neighbors may have mocked him, but they were the ones who didn't know enough to come in out of the rain, for no one outside his family asked to join in his venture. Yes, it is possible they asked once the flood started, but you can't do that. In the end, they learned the fool in the hull of that big boat knew something they didn't.

Makes Me Cranky

Though Joseph had many, many brothers, his family life wasn't all peace and good and brotherhood. He was a ball of fire, but they saw him as a ball and chain. Their dad used Joseph to spy on how his other children behaved, which wouldn't have mattered if they'd had nothing to hide. Before long, they'd be getting together to do something to him.

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Noah Man Nowhere Man The Beatles

Makes Me Cranky Hanky Panky Tommy James & the Shondells

Feels Like in First John / Leviticus Can't Be Done

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Released in mid-February, our fourth single of 2017 spoofs the hit debut singles of two rock bands formed in New York City — one in the 70's and one in the 90's.
Feels Like in First John
Gnostics can range from one to another extreme (self-denial or sensuality) but they all say you will need to know certain inside information to achieve salvation. We've seen it before; it happens all the time. Take a little time to think things over: it's knowing Christ, not knowledge itself, that saves us and enables us to know we have eternal life.
Leviticus Can't Be Done
Many Galatians believed through Paul's preaching, but later the Church developed a rapidly expanding pocket full of Christianized legalists. Their salvation and Paul's were based on two premises that were diametrically opposed. One little misstep and you're guilty of the whole Law. How could you want that when you know you could have grace?
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Feels Like in First John Feels Like the First Time Foreigner

Leviticus Can't Be Done Little Miss Can't Be Wrong Spin Doctors

Lapel Pin

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While supplies last, we're sending an ApologetiX lapel pin to fans who make a donation of $25 or more. These custom lapel pins are 1.5" long and made of black nickel die-cast metal and hard enamel with double butterfly-clutch pin backs. Please use the donate button in this section, because it will tell us that you want the lapel pin.
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