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What's on "Wordplay" & "Hits: The Road"
Fri., Dec. 15. 2006 12:00am EST

Our latest offer features an autographed copy of "Wordplay" plus a copy of "Hits: The Road" and an exclusive ApologetiX button. Here's what's on those two CDs:

"Wordplay"
Just released this month, "Wordplay" is our first full-length album of all-new material in three years.

1. Somebody Sold Me (Parody of Somebody Told Me by the Killers)
2. None Too Ladylike (Parody of 1985 by Bowling for Soup)
3. Back in the New Testament (Parody of Back in the U.S.S.R. by the Beatles)
4. Save Your Voice (Quiet Down, Boy) (Parody of Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) by Big & Rich
5. Boulevard of Both Extremes (Parody of Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day)
6. Heavenly Hill (Parody of Beverly Hills by Weezer)
7. Spread the Way (Parody of Drift Away by Uncle Kracker and Dobie Gray)
8. Rocky's Now My Name (Parody of Rocky Mountain Way by Joe Walsh)
9. Bone Digger (Parody of Gold Digger by Kanye West & Jamie Foxx)
10. Bad Dad (Parody of Bad Day by Daniel Powter)
11. Superficial (Parody of Superstition by Stevie Wonder)
12. Jericho (You Too Zaccheus) (Parody of Vertigo by U2)
13. Jehovah (Parody of The Joker by the Steve Miller Band)
14. Humpty Dumpty Country Club (Parody of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk by Trace Adkins)
15. Swimmer (Parody of Slither by Velvet Revolver)
16. Here I Go (Against All I've Known) (Parody of Here I Go Again by Whitesnake)
17. Ephesians (Parody of the Reason by Hoobastank)
18. Won't Get Born Again (Parody of Won't Get Fooled Again by the Who)
19. Singled You Out (Parody of Figured You Out by Nickelback)
20. Want It Dead or Alive? (Parody of Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi)


"Hits: The Road"
Released in December 2005, "Hits: The Road" is a celebration of our 2005 tour that saw us play in 32 states. It includes three tracks available nowhere else -- "Walk on the Water," "Found God," and "With a Harp David Writes."

1. We're in a Parody Band (We're an American Band by Grand Funk)
2. Tom Saw Ya (Tom Sawyer by Rush)
3. JC's Mom (Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne)
4. Choose Your Daddy (Who's Your Daddy by Toby Keith)
5. Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl (Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet)
6. All the Stalls Stink (All the Small Things by Blink 182)
7. It's Tough (This Love by Maroon 5)
8. Cheap Birds (Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
9. Look Yourself (Lose Yourself by Eminem)
10. Kick in the Wall (Another Brick in the Wall Pt.; 2 by Pink Floyd)
11. Devil Went Down to Jordan (Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band)
12. Didn't Just Die (Live and Let Die by Paul McCartney & Wings)
13. Died & Rose (China Grove by Doobie Brothers)
14. Yes Today (Yesterday by the Beatles)
15. I'm a Receiver (I'm a Believer by Smash Mouth)
16. Enter Samson (Enter Sandman by Metallica)
17. Story of a Squirrel ((Absolutely) Story of a Girl by Nine Days)
18. With a Harp David Writes (A Hard Day's Night by the Beatles)
19. Walk on the Water (Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple)
20. Found God (Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)