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ApologetiX "Adam Up" Available On-Line Plus More
Mon., Jan. 5. 2004 11:40pm EST

J. Jackson, lead singer and lyricist for ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) here.

Happy New Year! We started the new year at Mount Rushmore! Is that cool or what? It just goes to show that we can all do something monumental when we put our heads together! You can view photos of us at Mount Rushmore and in concert in South Dakota on our website in the photo gallery.



"ADAM UP," "ISN'T WASN'T AIN'T" & MUCH MORE NOW ON SALE ONLINE

Hey, we have had many requests asking when you can order our new CD, "Adam Up," on line. It seems that a number of you don't have a local Christian bookstore, and other stores where you have tried won't have it in stock for quite some time. Others of you have asked if we still have the limited edition "Isn't Wasn't Ain't" CD available and if the cracked CD sale is still on for our other CD titles.

Now you can order "Adam Up" and any/all of those other CDs mentioned above directly from us as part of our Wacky Winter Surprises. You can pay by any of the following methods: credit card, ATM card, check or money order. And we process orders within 24 hours and ship first class mail for small U.S. orders and Priority Mail for larger U.S. orders. Orders outside the United States are shipped via Air Mail to expedite the process.

Just click on this link or (if your Internet service doesn't allow you to click this link) copy and paste it into the address section on your Internet browser: http://www.apologetix.com/surprize



ESPECIALLY FOR YOU

This is not part of our regular website ordering section; it was designed especially for the subscribers to our email newsletter and their friends and family. We like to let the stores have the first crack at selling our CDs, and that is why we always wait to make them available on line. Now that "Adam Up" has been in the stores for two weeks or more, we're going to open it up for those of you email newsletter readers who want to order it on line via Pay Pal (ATM or credit card) or via check/money order via mail.

Just so you know, all orders are generally are processed within 24 hours, and we ship first class on small orders and Priority Mail on large orders. Plus, the Christmas postal rush is over, so the U.S. Mail is moving much more quickly these days.

Just click on this link or (if your Internet service doesn't allow you to click this link) copy and paste it into the address section on your Internet browser: http://www.apologetix.com/surprize



WHAT'S ON "ADAM UP"?

Here's a list of what songs are on our brand new CD, "Adam Up," the new titles, the original songs and artists they spoof:

1. We're in a Parody Band
("We're an American Band" by Grand Funk Railroad)
2. Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless
("Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous by Good Charlotte)
3. Boy Tell the World
("Joy to the World" by Three Dog Night)
4. Choose Your Daddy
("Who's Your Daddy?" by Toby Keith)
5. Meshach
("Love Shack" by the B-52's)
6. I'm Gonna Feed (500 Mouths)
("I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by the Proclaimers)
7. Get Found Tonight
("Get Down Tonight" by K.C. & the Sunshine Band)
8. Look Yourself
("Lose Yourself" by Eminem)
9. Should I Pray or Should I Go
("Should I Stay or Should I Go" by the Clash)
10. The Spittle
("The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World)
11. Sweet Oholibamah
("Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
12. It's Not Eden
("Superman (It's Not Easy)" by Five For Fighting)
13. Listening After Midnight
("Living After Midnight" by Judas Priest)
14. Psum 14
("Fat Lip" by Sum 41)
15. The Word
("Grease" by Frankie Valli)
16. Wherever You Will Sow
("Wherever You Will Go" by the Calling)
17. Wake Up Talitha Cumi
("Wake Up Little Susie" by the Everly Brothers)
18. Guide the Way
("By the Way" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers)
19. Little-Read Bible Book
("Li'l Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs)
20. Downer of a Sister
("Chop Suey" by System of a Down)
21. Lazy Brain
("Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne)
22. Called My Wife
("All My Life" by the Foo Fighters)



WHAT'S ON "ISN'T WASN'T AIN'T"?

Here's a list of what songs are on the limited edition reissue CD our 1993 release "Isn't Wasn't Ain't," the new titles, the original songs and artists they spoof:

1. Isn't Wasn't Ain't
("Livin' Lovin' Maid" by Led Zeppelin)
2. David and Goliath
("Paperback Writer" by the Beatles)
3. Lions
("Signs" by Five Man Electrical Band and Tesla)
4. Patients
("Patience" by Guns n' Roses)
5. Help Me, Rhoda
("Help Me, Rhonda" by the Beach Boys)
6. That Daughter
("Black Water" by the Doobie Brothers)
7. Little Esther
("Little Sister" by Elvis Presley)
8. Don't Try
("Don't Cry" by Guns n' Roses)
9. I Found the Answer There
("I Saw Her Standing There" by the Beatles)
10. Be Like David Was
("Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company)
11. Ain't That a Miracle
("Pink Houses" by John Cougar Mellencamp)
12. Faith Pt. 2
("Faith" by George Michael)
13. Christians Doin' Music
("Listen to the Music" by the Doobie Brothers)
14. What is and Will Forever Be ("What is What Should Never Be" by Led Zeppelin)
15. Matthew 9
("I Feel Fine" by the Beatles)
16. He Really Got Mad
("You Really Got Me" by the Kinks and Van Halen)
17. Love Ain't Nothin'
("Long Train Running" by the Doobie Brothers)
18. Verynice City
("Paradise City" by Guns n' Roses)

And, like we said, there's plenty more available at the link. You can still order the special Christmas CD, the autographed concert posters, and the $7 cracked CD sale for our other seven titles, "Radical History Tour" through "Grace Period."

READY TO ORDER?

Just click on this link or (if your Internet service doesn't allow you to click this link) copy and paste it into the address section on your Internet browser: http://www.apologetix.com/surprize

Sorry to be so brief! We all have some other family things to take care of at this moment that are keeping us very busy, and I can't go into details right now. Thanks for your prayer support!

Apologetically,

J.

-- J. Jackson Lead Singer/Lyricist ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) www.apologetix.com j@apologetix.com

Romans 8:28-31
And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose. For those God foreknew he also predestined to be conformed to the likeness of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brothers. And those he predestined, he also called; those he called, he also justified; those he justified, he also glorified. What, then, shall we say in response to this? If God is for us, who can be against us?

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