Serious & Amusing Unsubscribe Requests
Thu., Sep. 11. 2014 12:21pm EDT
You may be shocked to learn this, but not everybody wants to hear weekly ApologetiX news. Most unsubscribe requests we receive are simple, and a few are nasty, but occasionally they can be pretty amusing. Here are two of our favorites, both from this year:
"For the love all things good in this world, take me off of your mailing list." Actually, that one was originally in ALL CAPS.
"We've enjoy your music, it's time to move on. Please remove us from your email list." We don't know if they think it's time for us to move on or just for them, but we removed them.
We get enough spam emails ourselves, and we never want anybody to get anything from us that they don't want. If you ever wish to unsubscribe, you don't have to be creative, amusing, or nasty. Just respond to this email (or any other from us) and including the subject line "Unsubscribe."