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10.12.20Weekly Email Update
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ApologetiX in McGaheysville VA, Lancaster PA
Wed., Mar. 19. 2003 11:19pm EST

J. Jackson, lead singer for ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) here.

Thanks to everybody who came out to see us in Cleveland! You guys made us all feel right at home, and I just realized that we forgot to sing "How You Rewind Me." You Browns fans would have had a blast with the "couldn't cut it as a Pittsburgh Steeler" line.

Karl has asked me to let you know that all back orders of the new t-shirt designs (Story of a Squirrel, Enter Samson, Keep the Change and Grace Period) have now shipped and we're almost ready to open those shirts to the general public. (They were only open to fans and a few concert goers thus far.) Thanks again for your patience!


1. This Friday: McGaheysville VA
2. This Saturday: Lancaster PA (Second Afternoon Show Added)
3. Next Friday: Greenleaf WI
4. Next Saturday: Fort Benning GA (Open to Public)
5. CD Sale: All ApologetiX Titles
6. Free MP3s
7. Upcoming Concerts
8. Prayer Request


1. THIS FRIDAY: McGAHEYSVILLE VA

Friday, March 21, 2003 at 7:30 PM
(Psst ... It's Karl's birthday!)
Tickets $8 Advance $10 door
MT. OLIVE BRETHERN CHURCH
2977 Pineville Road
McGaheysville, VA 22840
Contact: Rachel Pennington
540-289-5592, 540-435-4043


2. THIS SATURDAY: LANCASTER PA (SECOND AFTERNOON SHOW ADDED)

Editor's Note: Our 7pm concert in Lancaster, PA on the 22nd has sold out. We love Lancaster! We have been able to schedule a second show earlier the same day at 4 pm.

It's your chance to come and celebrate Karl's birthday, which is actually the day before, and the two-year anniversary of Bill becoming our official drummer. His first concert as our official drummer was actually March 24, 2001 in Collegeville PA (a mere 62 miles from Lancaster), although he had drummed for us as a fill in previously in '98, '99 and early '01. Karl's email is karl@apologetix.com and
Bill's is bill@apologetix.com

Saturday, March 22, 2003 at 4:00 PM
(JUST ADDED) Tickets $6
PEQUEA BRETHERN IN CHRIST CHURCH
40 Church Road
Lancaster, PA 17603
Contact: Tom Kauffman 717-391-1031 OR
email TBKauffman@aol.com
Church website www.pequea-bic.com

Saturday, March 22, 2003 at 7:00 PM
(SOLD OUT) Tickets $6
PEQUEA BRETHERN IN CHRIST CHURCH
40 Church Road
Lancaster, PA 17603
Contact: Tom Kauffman 717-391-1031 OR
email TBKauffman@aol.com
Church website www.pequea-bic.com


3. NEXT FRIDAY: GREENLEAF WI

Friday, March 28, 2003 7:30 PM
Tickets: $8 advance, $12 at the door
ZION LUTHERAN CHURCH (the church is in Wayside, WI)
8374 Hwy W (mail address only
Greenleaf, WI 54126
CONTACT: Mark Moran (h) 920-864-7388 (church) 920-864-2468
EMAIL: bugsymoran@yahoo.com


4. NEXT SATURDAY: FORT BENNING GA (OPEN TO PUBLIC)

Saturday, MARCH 29, 2003 2:00 PM
Tickets: FREE!!!!
FORT BENNING- ARMY BASE
Wetherby Field
Fort Benning, Georgia 31905
CONTACT: Brian Smith 706-545-3328
email smithb@benning.army.mil


5. CD SALE: ALL EIGHT APOLOGETIX TITLES

A month and a half ago, we ran a cracked CD sale and received an overwhelming response. Then we made the offer available again two weeks ago, and I am still receiving emails asking if the sale is still on, so we've decided to extend the sale a little bit longer to accommodate everyone.

We have a limited supply of CDs with cracked cases that we are selling at a greatly reduced rate. All seven of our titles are available. All of the CDs and booklets are in perfect shape. The cases are in various degrees of disrepair, some are in near-perfect shape while some don't even have cases, but all of them have the CD, the booklet and the tray card, so all you need is a CD case in good condition. I will autograph all of the CDs to help make up for the broken cases.

For a limited time only, we are making them available to our e-mail subscribers for $7 each. We are also putting our remastered "Have Yourself a Parody Little Christmas" six-song CDs on sale for a limited time for $7 each.

Mail orders only. Sorry, no credit cards. Please make checks/money orders payable to ApologetiX.

Shipping & handling is a flat rate of $5 for your entire order, no matter how many you order.

Simply print out this e-mail and fill out the form below and send it in along with your check/money order to the address at the bottom of the order form.

We must receive your check/money order before we ship. Don't worry about contacting us by e-mail. Just send the form via postal mail and include your name and address.

********

ORDER FORM

Please list the quantity in the blank space next to the title:

QUANTITY

______ Grace Period

______ Keep the Change

______ Spoofernatural

______ Biblical Graffiti

______ Jesus Christ Morningstar

______ Ticked

______ Radical History Tour

______ Christmas CD

________ TOTAL NUMBER of CDs ordered

x $7 Cost per CD

________ Sub-Total

+ $5 Shipping & Handling

________ TOTAL COST (please make checks/money orders payable to ApologetiX)



Name: ________________________________________________________



Address: ________________________________________________________



City, State, Zip: ________________________________________________________

Please include this order form and print your address information on the order

Send your order, along with your check or money order, to:

ApologetiX 1343
Davis Ave.
Pittsburgh PA 15212-1977


6. FREE MP3s

Just found out that for a while, the link in the welcome letter to the free ApologetiX MP3's has been wrong! Sorry for any inconvenience! Here's the correct link:

http://www.apologetix.com/mp3/mp3s2.html



7. UPCOMING CONCERTS

This list adds concerts frequently, so stay tuned for more info. For the full details on all of the concerts below, please go to http://www.apologetix.com/tour.html
and scroll to the bottom. To inquire about booking a concert, please contact Kathleen Burke at
booking@apologetix.com or
Burke Communications at 949-770-3001
(9 a.m. to 5 p.m. PST).

Mar 21 - McGaheysville VA Mar 22 - Lancaster PA TWO SHOWS! Mar 28 - Greenleaf WI Mar 29 - Fort Benning GA (Columbus) Apr 05 - Welling OK (east of Tulsa) Apr 12 - Pensacola FL Apr 25 - Monaca PA Apr 26 - Corpus Christi TX May 02 - Roseville MN (private event for 31 churches) May 09 - Portage MI May 10 - Monroe MI May 11 - Waynesville MO (closed concert) May 16 - Lansdale PA May 25 - Johnstown NY May 30 - Boulder City NV Jun 13 - Camdenton, MO Jun 14 - El Cajon CA (San Diego) Jun 25 - Paducah KY Jun 26 - Milwaukee WI JUN 28 - Albuquerque NM Jul 04 - Franklin NC Jul 05 - Mayfield KY Jul 15 - Bastrop TX Jul 16 - Brownwood TX Jul 18 - Emporia KS Jul 19 - Camdenton MO Jul 24 - Spirit West Coast, CA Aug 05 - Kingdom Bound NY Aug 16 - Cheyenne WY Aug 17 - Fremont NE Aug 23 - Cincinnati OH Aug 29 - Elgin TX Aug 30 - Ellsworth ME Sep 6 - Marion OH Sep 7 - Marion OH Sep 13 - Fairfield IL


8. PRAYER REQUEST

Please pray for our former drummer, Fred Behanna, and his daughter, Beth, who have really been having a difficult time. Beth has been through Hodgkin's Disease, and has had relapses several times, although each time doctors have been able to make it go away. Now the Hodgkin's is back, but on top of that, her boyfriend, Eric, whom she first met while going for treatments, died last week after a relapse with Hodgkin's. The doctors believe that Beth's relapse is quite treatable, but the heartache that Beth is going through right now has got to be unbelievable. I've met Beth, and Fred has often told us about what a strong faith she has had ever since being a young girl. However, as Fred puts it, Eric was the "light of her life" and she stayed by his side in the hospital for about four weeks as things got progressively worse. We can only imagine their loss. Please pray for Beth, for Eric's family and for Fred. You can email Fred at fred@apologetix.com

Apologetically,

J.

-- J. Jackson Lead Singer/Lyricist ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) www.apologetix.com j@apologetix.com


1 Samuel 17:34-37
But David said to Saul, "Your servant has been keeping his father's sheep. When a lion or a bear came and carried off a sheep from the flock, I went after it, struck it and rescued the sheep from its mouth. When it turned on me, I seized it by its hair, struck it and killed it. Your servant has killed both the lion and the bear; this uncircumcised Philistine will be like one of them, because he has defied the armies of the living God. The LORD who delivered me from the paw of the lion and the paw of the bear will deliver me from the hand of this Philistine."