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07.19.19New Single Here at Last, Webmaster Out of Hospital
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07.13.19New Single Still Delayed, Webmaster Still Hospitalized
07.09.19Good News, Bad News & Ugly News
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07.05.19A Dozen Long-Stemmed Reasons to Carry On
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06.20.19Clues for Our Next Single
06.13.19Title and Theme of Our Next CD
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Here's the ApX Easter Top 40 Playlist
Thu., Mar. 22. 2018 2:22pm EDT

With Palm Sunday, Holy Week, and Easter all approaching fast, we've put together a Top 40 list of ApologetiX parodies pertaining to the topic. We put them in chronological/thematic order as best as we could.

In case you'd like to make your own playlist, we've included the CD where you can find each song (if ApX has done the song more than once, we included the CD that has what we consider to be the best version).

1. Another One Died for Us - Another One Bites the Dust - Queen (Unconditional Releases, Track #3)
2. Hosanna - Rosanna - Toto (Easter Standard Time, Track #1)
3. Act Selfless Black Velvet Alannah Myles (Play Nice, Track #2)
4. One of These Guys - One of These Nights - The Eagles (Easter Standard Time, Track #2)
5. Show Us the Way Go All the Way The Raspberries - (Xit Ego Lopa, Track #4)
6. I'll Prepare for You - I'll Be There for You - The Rembrandts ((Easter Standard Time, Track #3)
7. Although None Could Watch an Hour - All Along the Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix (Easter Standard Time, Track #4)
8. Last Night - Last Kiss - Pearl Jam (Easter Standard Time, Track #5)
9. Too Much Grime on My Hands Too Much Time on My Hands - Styx (Easter Standard Time, Track #6)
10. I Have to Die First Eye of the Tiger - Survivor (Easter Standard Time, Track #7)
11. Too Wicked for Paradise - Two Tickets to Paradise - Eddie Money ((Easter Standard Time, Track #8)
12. Man on a Cross - Man in the Box - Alice in Chains (Hot Potato Soup, Track #14)
13. Killing My Suffering with His Son Killing Me Softly with His Song Roberta Flack (Quilt, Track #7)
14. Cemetery Came Alive - Semi-Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind (Easter Standard Time, Track #9)
15. Every Crown Has Its Thorns - Every Rose Has Its Thorn - Poison (Classics: 80's, Track #15)
16. Huge Slumber Party - Use Somebody - Kings of Leon (Easter Standard Time, Track #10)
17. Didn't Just Die - Live and Let Die - Paul McCartney & Wings (Easter Standard Time, Track #15)
18. Magdalena - Macarena - Los Del Rio (Easter Standard Time, Track #11)
19. One Headline - One Headlight - The Wallflowers (Easter Standard Time, Track #12)
20. Emmaus - Shambala - Three Dog Night (Easter Standard Time, Track #13)
21. Scars - Cars - Gary Numan (Easter Standard Time, Track #14)
22. Died and Rose - China Grove - The Doobie Brothers (Easter Standard Time, Track #16)
23. Back Intact Back in Black - AC/DC (Classics: Heavy, Track #2)
24. Tom Saw Ya - Tom Sawyer - Rush (Classics: 80's, Track #13)
25. No Shepherd Tonight/New Other Nature ("No Sugar Tonight/New Mother Nature" by The Guess Who) (Soundproof, Track #12)
26. You May Be Bright - You May Be Right - Billy Joel (Easter Standard Time, Track #17)
27. Easter Easy The Commodores (Quilt, Track #8)
28. Rose Up Roller April Wine (Doves in Snakes' Clothing, Track #9
29. Role Never Changes - Roll with the Changes - REO Speedwagon (Zebraic, Track #10)
30. Lived the Day You Died - Love the Way You Lie - Eminem Featuring Rihanna (2010) (Hot Potato Soup, Track #3)
31. Simp Liztik Nookie Limp Bizkit (Classics: Heavy, Track #19)
32. God's Blood - Hot Blooded - Foreigner (1978) (Hot Potato Soup, Track #5)
33. For Just You - Forget You - Cee Lo Green (2010) (Hot Potato Soup, Track #6)
34. Selling the Dogma - Selling the Drama - Live (Zebraic, Track #9
35. One of Us Indeed - One of Us - Joan Osborne (Apoplectic, Track #11)
36. Drop Your Knife and Hurry, Man Rock You Like a Hurricane The Scorpions (Play Nice, Track #9)
37. Special Stone - (I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone - The Monkees (Hot Potato Soup, Track #8)
38. Jesus and Moses - Heat of the Moment - Asia (Music Is as Music Does, Track #4)
39. Livin' What Jesus Spoke Of Livin' La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin (Classics: Party, Track #10)
40. Feelin' Stronger in the Faith - Feelin' Stronger Every Day - Chicago (Unconditional Releases, Track #6)

Stay tuned, because there's a song on our next single that'll take the total up to 41. Unfortunately, because of some technical difficulties in the studio this week, it won't be out this weekend, but we do hope to release it before Easter.