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ApologetiX in Indiana, Keith
Thu., Jan. 30. 2003 11:50pm EST

J. Jackson, lead singer for ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) here.

1. This Saturday: Elkhart IN
2. Condolences to Keith
3. Sale: Cracked Regular CDs at $7, New Christmas CDs at $10
4. Eat Your Heart Out, Hall & Oates
5. Upcoming Concerts


1. THIS SATURDAY: ELKHART IN

Saturday, January 18 at 7:00 PM
Tickets: $8 Advance $12 Door
ELCO PERFORMING ARTS CENTER
Sponsored by Mason Township Baptist Church and Winding Waters Brethren Church
410 S. Main Street
Elkhart, Indiana 46516
Contact: Pastor Jim Garnett
Mason Township Church 269-699-5782 OR
Winding Waters Church 574-264-4108


2. CONDOLENCES TO KEITH

Our condolences go out to our bass player, Keith Haynie, who is also Karl's brother-in-law. Keith's older brother, Ray, 47, died suddenly of a heart attack on Tuesday. He leaves behind a wife, Kay, and two kids, Justin, 21, and Josh, 17.

Ray was laid off from his job at the time of his death, and his family doesn't know where they'll get the money for the funeral arrangements. Consequently, in lieu of flowers, Keith asks that anybody who wishes to do so consider making a donation directly to Ray's family.

Here's the address: Please make checks payable to:

Kay Haynie
239 West Venango, Apt. B
Mercer PA 16137

The viewing and funeral will both be held at the same location:

Cunningham Funeral Home
144 South Pit Street
Mercer PA 16137

Viewing: Thursday, January 16, 2002, 2-4 p.m. and 7-9 p.m.
Funeral: Friday, January 17, 2002 at 11 a.m.

Attire: No suits and ties please.

Please keep Ray's family and Keith's family in your prayers. Thank you.


3. SALE: CRACKED REGULAR CDS at $7, NEW CHRISTMAS CDS at $10

Once again, we have a limited supply of CDs with cracked cases that we are selling at a greatly reduced rate. This time, all seven of our titles are available. All of the CDs and booklets are in perfect shape. The cases are in various degrees of disrepair, and some don't have cases, but all of them have the CD, the booklet and the tray card, so all you need is a CD case in good condition. I will autograph all of the CDs to help make up for the broken cases.

For a limited time only, we are making them available to our e-mail subscribers for $7 each.

We are also putting our remastered "Have Yourself a Parody Little Christmas" six-song CDs on sale for a limited time for $10 each. The CD includes the following songs:

1. "Micah No. 5" -
Parody of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega
2. "Late December 5 or 6 B.C. (Oh Holy Night)" -
Parody of "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)" by the Four Seasons
3. "Santa Claus" (It's not what you think, though) -
Parody of "Panama" by Van Halen
4. "Hotel Can't Afford Ya" (Newly recorded version) -
Parody of "Hotel California" by the Eagles
5. "Manger" (same version as "Keep the Change") -
Parody of "Angel" by Shaggy with Rayvon
6. "Christmasnite" (same version as "Keep the Change") -
Parody of "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down

Mail orders only. Sorry, no credit cards. Please make checks/money orders payable to ApologetiX.

Shipping & handling is a flat rate of $5 for your entire order, no matter how many you order.

Simply print out this e-mail and fill out the form below and send it in along with your check/money order to the address at the bottom of the order form.

We must receive your check/money order before we ship. Don't worry about contacting us by e-mail. Just send the form via postal mail.

********

ORDER FORM

Please list the quantity in the blank space next to the title:

QUANTITY

______ Grace Period ($7 per CD)

______ Keep the Change ($7 per CD)

______ Spoofernatural ($7 per CD)

______ Biblical Graffiti ($7 per CD)

______ Jesus Christ Morningstar ($7 per CD)

______ Ticked ($7 per CD)

______ Radical History Tour ($7 per CD)

______ TOTAL NUMBER of cracked CDs ordered

x $7 Cost per CD

______ Sub-Total

PLUS

______ TOTAL NUMBER of Christmas CDs ordered

x $10 Cost per CD

______ Sub-Total

+ $5 Shipping & Handling

______ TOTAL COST (please make checks/money orders payable to ApologetiX)

Send your order, along with your check or money order, to:

ApologetiX 1343 Davis Ave. Pittsburgh PA 15212-1977


4. EAT YOUR HEART OUT, HALL & OATES!

You've heard of the Hall & Oates hit, "Kiss on My List," right? How about KINGS on my list? We just got this little testimonial from a fan named Heather:

"Your song 'Good Guys, Bad Guys' really helped me with my last chapter in Old Testament Survey.? I had to learn about all of the Judah's kings, so that song helped me memorize their names and in what order they ruled.? THANKS!!"

Thanks, Heather. That's precisely the reason I wrote that song. First and foremost to teach myself the kings of Judah in order. I can't stress enough how much more enjoyable the books of 1 and 2 Kings and 1 and 2 Chronicles are since I memorized the list in that song. The reason we finally put it on CD was so you could share our joy. Trivia note: I sang Led Zeppelin's original version of this song in my high school rock band, Terminal :)


5. UPCOMING CONCERTS

There are many other concerts in the works that are not yet listed below, so stay tuned for more info. For the full details on all of the concerts below, please go to http://www.apologetix.com/tour.html and scroll to the bottom.

To inquire about booking a concert, please contact Kathleen Burke at booking@apologetix.com or Burke Communications at 949-770-3001 (9 a.m. to 5 p.m. PST).

Jan 18 - Elkhart IN Feb 02 - Punxsutawny PA Feb 08 - Clinton MO Feb 28 - Cranberry Twp PA Mar 06 - Indianapolis IN Mar 15 - Garfield Heights OH Mar 21 - McGaheysville VA Mar 22 - Lancaster PA Mar 28 - Greenleaf WI Mar 29 - Fort Benning GA (Columbus) Apr 12 - Pensacola FL Apr 26 - Corpus Christi TX May 11 - Waynesboro MO (closed concert) Jun 25 - Paducah KY Jul 04 - Franklin NC Jul 05 - Mayfield KY Jul 16 - Brownwood TX Aug 23 - Cincinnati OH Sep 6 - Marion OH Sep 7 - Marion OH Sep 13 - Fairfield IL

Apologetically,

J.

-- J. Jackson Lead Singer/Lyricist ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band) www.apologetix.com j@apologetix.com


Psalm 37:23-24
If the LORD delights in a man's way, he makes his steps firm; though he stumble, he will not fall, for the LORD upholds him with his hand.