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01.26.20How to Donate Online or by Mail
01.26.20New USBs in Stock (Includes New CD)
01.26.20Bible-Reading Update: Joel-Zechariah
01.26.20ApX Episode 105 Airs This Wkd
01.26.20Over 1250 Tracks for $100 This Week
01.23.20Get Multiple Downloads for One Donation
01.23.20New Single: '70 & '83
01.16.20Fan Will Match All Donations Up to $7500
01.16.20J. Gives Eulogy for His Dad
01.11.20Sad News from ApologetiX
01.07.20New CD BOGO Ends Tonight
01.04.20Webmaster Home from the Hospital
01.04.20ApX Guitarist Shares Testimony After Brain Surgery
01.02.20New Single: '64 & '79
01.02.20New CD BOGO Deadline Extended (Ends January 7)
12.28.19Webmaster Back in Hospital Yet Again
12.28.19How to Donate & How to Get Multiple MP3s
12.20.19Buy Our New CD, Get 1 of 30 CDs Free
12.20.19Want to Make Sure Your Package Was Shipped?
12.20.19How to Help the Studio Where We Record (It's Free)
12.18.19New Single: '77 & '82
12.13.19Clues for Our 22nd Single of 2019
12.12.19More from Micah, ApX Alum on Amazon
12.11.19Order Soon to Ensure Christmas Delivery
12.11.19New CD in Stock and Shipped to Fans
12.06.19ApX Guitarist Doing Well After Serious Surgery
12.04.19Try Micah: ApX Alum's Amazon Store Is Great for Gifts
12.01.19New Single: '75 & '92
11.30.19Christmas Playlist: 31 Songs for 31 December Days
11.30.19Christmas Special: Buy 1 DVD, Get 1 Free
11.30.19Clues for Our 21st Single of 2019
11.23.19Only 10 USB Thumb Drives Left
11.22.19Prehysterical: What's in a Name?
11.22.19What's on the Prehysterical CD?
11.22.19Update on ApX Webmaster: Out of the Hospital
11.16.19Will There Be a New CD in Time for Christmas?
11.16.19New Single: '72 & '82
11.09.19Clues for 20th Single of 2019
11.08.19Over 1250 Tracks for $100 Ends Sunday
11.02.19The Stories Behind the Songs on the New Single
11.01.19Song Features ApX, Journey & Firehouse Alumni
10.28.19New Single: Classic-Rock Double-Shot
10.25.19ApX Webmaster's Health Woes Continue
10.25.19Condolences to ApX Guitarist Wayne Bartley
10.24.19From the Midwest, Southwest, and Great White North
10.24.19Clues for Our 19th Single of 2019
10.18.19Happy Anniversary, ApX Rhythm Section
10.17.19Over 1250 Tracks for $100
10.14.19New Single: 60's & 70's Rockers
10.12.1910 Statements from 10 States
10.11.19Clues for Our 19th Single of '19
10.07.19New CD Deal Ends Thursday
10.07.19New CD BOGO Deal Ends Thursday
10.04.19Prayers for a Fan in Greeneville TN
10.04.19New Video from ApX 25th Anniversary Show
10.02.19New CD in Stock: Buy 1, Get 1 of 29 CDs Free
09.30.19New Single: 70's & 90's
09.26.19What's on the New CD, Conspiracy No. 56?
09.20.19Next CD to Ship Next Wednesday
09.20.19The Story Behind Our New Single Cover
09.20.19ApX Adds New Song to Its Resurrection Playlist
09.17.19New Single: Back Talk & Bethany
09.13.19Clues for This Weekend's Single
09.13.19Next CD is at the Duplicator, What's the Title?
09.13.19Encouragement from Texas via Illinois and Minnesota
09.13.19Condolences to ApX Guitarist Tom Milnes
09.06.19A Special Prayer Request for Al
09.06.19I Love Apostle Paul: The Book?
09.06.19USB Thumb Drives on the Way
09.03.19New Single: Summers of '77 & '88
08.30.19Clues for Our Upcoming 15th Single
08.30.19Non-Stop ApX in New Jersey
08.30.19Prayers for Our Webmaster
08.27.19Two Fans Will Match All Donations Thru Saturday
08.27.19Over 1200 Tracks for $100 Thru Saturday
08.23.19Topical Paradise: New Parody Themes on the Horizon
08.20.19New Single: Heartland Rock
08.17.19More Prayers for Our Webmaster
08.17.19Mood-Altering Messages from 7 States/Provinces
08.17.19BOGO CD Downloads Thru Sunday Night
08.16.19Clues for Our Next Single
08.09.19More Mail from AZ, CA, IN, MI, OH & WY
08.09.19Fans Respond to Our New Single
08.09.19Florida Fan Sends Some Serious Sunshine
08.09.19New Single: 70s, 80s, & 90s
08.06.19USB Drives Going Fast
08.01.19Double-Shot of Encouragement from Fans in OH
08.01.19ApX Used in Hoosier House-Church Network
08.01.19ApX Parody Making an Impact in South Africa
08.01.19ApX for Art's Sake: Christian Culture in Colorado
08.01.19ApX Ministry "Igniting New Faith" in England
08.01.19Mexico Church Plans to Use ApX and Hymns
07.27.19Latest Single Affects Fan on Many Angles
07.27.19Over 1200 Tracks for $100 (Ends Wednesday)
07.27.19Webmaster Hospitalized Again
07.27.19New USB Thumb Drives Include New CD
07.23.19In Case You Missed Our New Single
07.19.19Beatle-Dee & Beatle-Dumb: Date Night with J.
07.19.19New Single Here at Last, Webmaster Out of Hospital
07.14.19CD BOGO Ends Tonight, Webmaster Still Hospitalized

Parody Plans for the Next Three Months
Wed., Oct. 31. 2018 2:09pm EDT

Here's a list of topics for 14 songs we already have in the works that we hope to release in November, December, and January:

- a song from the perspective of Eve

- a song from the perspective of Aaron

- the parable of the unforgiving servant (Matthew 18:21-35)

- the parable of the sower (Matthew 13:1-23, Mark 4:1-20, Luke 8:4-15)

- hope (the forgotten member of the "faith, hope, and love" power trio)

- self-reliance

- Enoch and Eljiah being taken into heaven without dying

- the Epistle to Titus

- the first angelic visitation to Joseph in Matthew 1

- the second and third angelic visitations to Joseph in Mathew 2

- the connection between Christ's first and second advents

- Joshua's encounter with the Angel of the Lord before the Battle of Jericho

- Proverbs 14:12 "There is a way that appears to be right, but in the end it leads to death."

- a much-needed, much-requested remake of an old favorite (nuff said)

As you can see, most of the topics in those songs are ones we've never addressed before. The others are ones we've only mentioned in passing or are now dealing with from a new perspective.

We already have a long list of other songs, artists, and biblical topics we'd like to tackle in 2019. Furthermore, we have a list of songs with completed or partially completed parody lyrics that we'd like to finally bring to fruition.

Please pray that God will enable to us to keep carrying on this work. We have inspirational, intellectual, and instrumental resources; we just need the financial resources.