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07.19.19Beatle-Dee & Beatle-Dumb: Date Night with J.
07.19.19New Single Here at Last, Webmaster Out of Hospital
07.19.19Get Multiple Downloads for One Donation
07.19.19How to Donate Online or by Mail
07.19.19ApX Episode 78 Airs This Wkd
07.19.19Bible-Reading Update: Not Just Joshin' Ya
07.18.19New USB Thumb Drives Include New CD
07.14.19CD BOGO Ends Tonight, Webmaster Still Hospitalized
07.13.19We Still Need Help & Prayer
07.13.19New CD BOGO Deal Ends Monday
07.13.19New Single Still Delayed, Webmaster Still Hospitalized
07.09.19Good News, Bad News & Ugly News
07.05.19Clues for Our 12th Single of 2019
07.05.19A Dozen Long-Stemmed Reasons to Carry On
07.01.19We Need Help but There's Strength in the Struggle
06.28.19What's "That's Unbelief" About?
06.26.19New Single: 50's & 80's
06.21.19ApologetiX Anonymous: Letter from a Source with No Name
06.20.19Clues for Our Next Single
06.13.19Title and Theme of Our Next CD
06.13.19Bible-Reading Update (Another ApX Alum Joins)
06.13.19Over 1200 Tracks for $100 (Ends Sunday)
06.10.19New Single: Pop Rocks 1974
05.31.19So Many Weddings, So Little Time
05.31.19Here's How You Can Still Join Us in Bible Reading
05.28.19New Single: 1978 & 1984 Classic Rock
05.25.19Clues for This Weekend's Single
05.16.19Encouragement from NM, PA, OK, TX & MI
05.16.19Bible Readers Hop on Board from Alaska to Australia
05.16.19Bible-Reading Plan for the Rest of This Month
05.16.19Read Thru the Bible in with J. & Wayne
05.10.19Congratulations, ApX Keyboardist Rich Mannion
05.10.19She's Not Dead, Honest!
05.10.19New Moose on Sunday: Birthday Wishes for Bill
05.06.19New Single (Late 60's, Early 70's)
05.03.19Gettysburg Address: Inspirational Quotes & ApX
05.03.19Gone Too Soon: ApX Crew Member Greg Micher
05.03.19Todd's a Two-Time Grandpa Now
04.26.19New Single, Fan Will Match All Donations Thru 5/1
04.22.19Fan Will Match All Donations Up to $10,000
04.22.191200 Tracks for $100 Thru May 1
04.22.19New CD Already Sent to Fans
04.22.19Happy Birthday, Joey Cataneo!
04.22.19Our Long-Awaited New Single Is Here at Last
04.20.19Kudos from Pastors, Teachers & Tattoo Artists
04.16.19This Week's Targeted Email
04.16.19New CD in Stock, BOGO Ends Wed. Night
04.12.19Here's a Happier Story About ApX and Cars
04.08.19Buy Our New CD, Get 1 of 28 CDs Free
04.03.19What's on the New CD?
04.02.19ApX in the Shadow of Mount Everest
04.02.19Happy Birthday, Jimmy!
03.28.19Super Sentiments from Six Other States
03.28.19From a Pastor and New Listener in Canada
03.28.19Fan Mail from Finland
03.28.19Something Special from Sun City
03.24.19New Single: Tall, Dark & Handsome
03.22.19Urgent Prayer Request from Mozambique Missionary
03.22.19New Video: Baby Jams to ApX
03.22.19The Title & Theme of Our Upcoming 54th CD
03.13.19Stories Behind This Week's Single, Pt. 2
03.13.19Stories Behind This Week's Single, Pt. 1
03.13.19New Single: Elton John & Steve Miller
03.12.19New Single: Mid-70's Superstars
03.09.19Fantastic Fan Follow-Up to Last Week's Newsletter
03.09.19ApX for VBS in Alabama
03.08.19Clues for Our Fifth Single of 2019
03.02.19WI Fan Celebrates Special ApX Anniversary
03.02.19Belated Birthday Wishes to Key ApX Members
03.02.19Columbus Discovers ApologetiX
03.02.19New Single: Loggins & Messina, Soundgarden
02.28.19New Single: A Washington State of Mind
02.23.19ApX Assembles to Appreciate Bill Hubauer
02.21.19Clues for Our Fourth Single of 2019
02.15.19How Did the New Single Get Here So Fast?
02.15.19Super Sentiments from Six States
02.15.19Teach Your Children: Funny Fan Stories from CT & GA
02.15.19New Single: Aerosmith & Foreigner
02.12.19Another New Single, Another Matching Donor
02.12.191200 Tracks for $100 Extended Till Valentine's Day
02.08.192 Fans Will Match All Donations Thru 2/14
02.07.19New Single: Styx & Roxette
02.03.19Keith Haynie is a Grandpa!
01.31.19Timely Encouragement from WI
01.31.19What Happened to Last Weekend's Single?
01.31.1915 Parodies We're Currently Working On
01.24.19Adam & Eve & Sons Top 10 Playlist
01.24.19Clues for Our Second Single of 2019
01.21.19Newspaper Features Keith's Daughter Sarah
01.19.19Fans React to Our New Single
01.19.19ApX Leads to Bible Conversation with Customer
01.16.19New Single: 60s & 70s British Bands
01.11.19New Video: Bad Foreign Girls
01.11.19Kudos from California & Canada
01.11.19BOGO Deal on New CD Ends Sunday
01.11.19Clues for Our First Single of 2019
01.07.19New CD BOGO Ends Sunday
01.04.19New Video: It's a Long Way to the Dock
01.04.19Steves Say the Kindest Things
01.04.19Nebraskans Say the Nicest Things

New CD in Stock, Buy 1 Get 1 of 27 Free
Mon., Dec. 10. 2018 1:31pm EST

Our 53rd CD, That's Too Bad, is now in stock. You can see the track listing and cover art (and order the CD) at: http://apologetix.com/store/store.php#TooBad

Order now and get a free That's Too Bad CD with every That's Too Bad CD you order. Want a different CD as your free CD(s)? Choose from 26 other titles at http://apologetix.com/news/news-details.php?news_id=3742

The free CD(s) won't appear in your shopping cart but will be mailed with your order. We'll also email you the link for the download version of That's Too Bad now. The earlier you order, the quicker you'll get your CD(s); we'll process them in the order in which they are received.


2. Get MULTIPLE DOWNLOADS for ONE DONATION

There are now 116 singles/EPs (239 songs) in our "downloads for a donation" series, including our latest, "Marry Mary" and "Turn Up the Ray of Hope," featuring parodies of The Monkees and Autograph. To get multiple downloads with one donation go to http://apologetix.com/news/news-details.php?news_id=3564


3. ApX USB DRIVES GOING FAST, MORE COMING SOON

We have fewer than 10 customized USB flash drives left in stock. They include all 53 ApologetiX CDs plus any parodies or rarities we've released that aren't on CD, and our digital songbook. They're available for a donation of $150 or more. If you've donated for our complete library before, they're available for a donation of $50 or more. We have another shipment of them due on Friday, too, for you late shoppers. http://apologetix.com/store/store.php#USB.


4. CHRISTMAS DELIVERY DEADLINES

To ensure your package arrives by Christmas Eve, the U.S. Postal Service recommends it be shipped First Class or Priority Mail by Thursday, December 20. We ship all U.S. orders of five CDs or more via Priority Mail and all U.S. orders of four CDs or fewer via First Class.

International orders take longer and delivery times vary depending on where they're going. Nevertheless, we'll do our best to get those shipped out as quickly as possible, too. The sooner you order those, the better. To make sure we get your order processed in time, please place it by Wednesday, December 19, at 11:59 p.m. PST.

If you order later, we will still process your orders as quickly as possible, but we are at the mercy of the U.S. Postal Service. International orders take longer and delivery times vary depending on where they're going. Nevertheless, we'll do our best to get those shipped out as quickly as possible, too. The sooner you order those, the better.


5. How to DONATE ONLINE or BY MAIL

If you'd like to donate to ApologetiX, you can do so at http://www.apologetix.com/store/store-donate.php. If you prefer to mail a check/money order, please make it out to "ApologetiX" and send to: ApologetiX, 208 Charlemma Drive, Pittsburgh PA 15214-1414. Donations aren't tax-deductible, but they help keep us going. And prayers are always welcome!

Thanks and God bless you!

Your friend,

J.

J. Jackson
ApologetiX (That Christian Parody Band)

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