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03.31.20This Week's News Update: New CD Sent to Fans
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03.26.20How to Donate & How to Get Multiple MP3s
03.26.20ApX USBs Include Complete Catalog
03.26.20Bible-Reading Update: 1 Corinthians-1 Thessalonians
03.26.20Over 1300 Tracks for $100
03.24.20New Single: 70's Superstars in '69 & 83
03.22.20ApX Featured on Syndicated Canadian Radio
03.22.20Clues for Our Sixth Single of 2020
03.18.20We Need Help and Prayer (Bad Timing, Eh?)
03.15.20This Week's News Update
03.15.20ApX Awards Appearance Postponed
03.13.20Update on ApX Appearance at Kindred Awards
03.13.20Next CD Coming Soon: What's It Called?
03.13.20Grandpa Tinch: ApX Guitarist Celebrates New Arrival
03.09.20New Single: 60's Superstars
03.07.20Fans Love Our Latest Single
03.07.20Great Observations from the Great White North
03.07.20ApX to Receive Award on East Coast (You're Invited)
03.07.20Clues for Our Fifth Single of 2020
03.03.20Multiple MP3s for 1 Donation, Bible-Reading Update
02.28.20Condolences to ApX Guitarist Wayne Bartley
02.28.20ApX on Facebook, Including Keith Haynie Finally
02.27.20New Single: 70's & 80's Fun Pop
02.20.20Heavenly Half-Dozen: Encouragement from 6 States
02.20.20ApologetiX: That Christian Parent-y Band?
02.20.20An Open Letter from ApX Alum Keyboardist CVB
02.20.20Clues for 2020 Single #4
02.15.20Fans React to the New Single
02.15.20Tom Milnes to Return to Studio with ApX
02.11.20New Single: '75 & '85
02.07.20Clues for Our Third Single of 2020
02.07.20ApX Hits 2 Million Views on Christian Parody Music TV
02.07.20Donor Will Match All Donations Thru February 14
02.07.20Latest ApX CDs Now on iTunes, Other Digital Services
02.01.20From a Future Pastor/Missionary's Mom
02.01.20Encouragement from a Pastor in Illinois
02.01.20ApX Helps Michigan Pastor Overcome Discouragement
02.01.20New Donor Will Match All Donations Up to $5000
02.01.20ApX Helps Pastor in Kenya Overcome Fear
01.23.20New Single: '70 & '83
01.16.20Fan Will Match All Donations Up to $7500
01.16.20J. Gives Eulogy for His Dad
01.11.20Sad News from ApologetiX
01.07.20New CD BOGO Ends Tonight
01.04.20Webmaster Home from the Hospital
01.04.20ApX Guitarist Shares Testimony After Brain Surgery
01.02.20New Single: '64 & '79
01.02.20New CD BOGO Deadline Extended (Ends January 7)
12.28.19Webmaster Back in Hospital Yet Again
12.20.19Buy Our New CD, Get 1 of 30 CDs Free
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12.18.19New Single: '77 & '82
12.13.19Clues for Our 22nd Single of 2019
12.12.19More from Micah, ApX Alum on Amazon
12.11.19Order Soon to Ensure Christmas Delivery
12.11.19New CD in Stock and Shipped to Fans
12.06.19ApX Guitarist Doing Well After Serious Surgery
12.04.19Try Micah: ApX Alum's Amazon Store Is Great for Gifts
12.01.19New Single: '75 & '92
11.30.19Christmas Playlist: 31 Songs for 31 December Days
11.30.19Christmas Special: Buy 1 DVD, Get 1 Free
11.30.19Clues for Our 21st Single of 2019
11.23.19Only 10 USB Thumb Drives Left
11.22.19Prehysterical: What's in a Name?
11.22.19What's on the Prehysterical CD?
11.22.19Update on ApX Webmaster: Out of the Hospital
11.16.19Will There Be a New CD in Time for Christmas?
11.16.19New Single: '72 & '82
11.09.19Clues for 20th Single of 2019
11.08.19Over 1250 Tracks for $100 Ends Sunday
11.02.19The Stories Behind the Songs on the New Single
11.01.19Song Features ApX, Journey & Firehouse Alumni
10.28.19New Single: Classic-Rock Double-Shot
10.25.19ApX Webmaster's Health Woes Continue
10.25.19Condolences to ApX Guitarist Wayne Bartley
10.24.19From the Midwest, Southwest, and Great White North
10.24.19Clues for Our 19th Single of 2019
10.18.19Happy Anniversary, ApX Rhythm Section
10.17.19Over 1250 Tracks for $100
10.14.19New Single: 60's & 70's Rockers
10.12.1910 Statements from 10 States
10.11.19Clues for Our 19th Single of '19
10.07.19New CD Deal Ends Thursday
10.07.19New CD BOGO Deal Ends Thursday
10.04.19Prayers for a Fan in Greeneville TN
10.04.19New Video from ApX 25th Anniversary Show
10.02.19New CD in Stock: Buy 1, Get 1 of 29 CDs Free
09.30.19New Single: 70's & 90's
09.26.19What's on the New CD, Conspiracy No. 56?
09.20.19Next CD to Ship Next Wednesday
09.20.19The Story Behind Our New Single Cover
09.20.19ApX Adds New Song to Its Resurrection Playlist
09.17.19New Single: Back Talk & Bethany
09.13.19Clues for This Weekend's Single

Christmas Playlist: 31 Songs for 31 December Days
Sat., Nov. 30. 2019 4:40pm EST

With December almost upon us, ApologetiX has 31 parodies you can use for your Christmas playlist — one song for every day this month!

You can arrange your playlist in any order you like. Here's what they are and where you can find them, from the newest to the oldest:

SINGLE (December 2018)
1. The Wonder of Christmas - I Wish - Stevie Wonder
2. Once We're Over the Line - One Toke Over the Line - Brewer & Shipley
http://apologetix.com/store/store.php#Wonder
Note: These two songs were later included on our Double Take CD in 2019.

SINGLE (December 2018)
3. Marry Mary - Mary Mary - The Monkees
http://apologetix.com/store/store.php#MarryMary
Note: This song was later included on our Double Take CD in 2019.

SINGLE (December 2016)
4. Grandma Got Won Over by a Stranger - Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
5. God's Child in the City - Hot Child in the City - Nick Gilder
http://apologetix.com/store/store.php#Grandma
Note: These two songs were later included on our Very Vicarious CD in 2017.

SINGLE (November 2014)
6. Grinch Girl (Rich Girl by Hall & Oates)
7. Hanukkah (Hot Stuff by Donna Summer)
http://apologetix.com/store/store.php#GrinchGirl
Note: These two songs were later included on our Unconditional Releases CD in December 2014.

HANDHELD MESSIAH (November 2013)
8. Messiah - Desire - U2
9. Virgin - Urgent - Foreigner
10. Cut-Rate Hotel - Heartbreak Hotel - Elvis Presley
11. Child King - Wild Thing - Tone Lōc
12. Mary's Got a Son - Janie's Got a Gun - Aerosmith
13. One Night in Bethlehem - One Night in Bangkok - Murray Head
14. Christ in the Stable - Cat's in the Cradle - Harry Chapin
15. Excuse Me, Pal, It's Christmastime - Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix
16. Nice Iced Pavement - Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
17. Wise Men Still - Can't Help Falling in Love With You - Elvis Presley
18. We Didn't Start Messiah - We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
http://apologetix.com/store/store.php#compact_discs

CLASSICS: CHRISTMAS (November 2013)
19. Micah No. 5 - Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega
20. December 5 or 6 B.C. - December 1963 - The Four Seasons
21. Hotel Can't Afford Ya - Hotel California - The Eagles
22. Manger - Angel - Shaggy with Rayvon
23. Bethlehem's Boy - My Best Friend's Girl - The Cars
24. Tip From an Angel - Lips of an Angel - Hinder
25. Christmasnite - Kryptonite - Three Doors Down
26. Try Micah - Drive My Car - The Beatles
27. Don't Stop Till Egypt - Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
28. JC's Mom - Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne
29. Lived the Day You Died - Love the Way You Lie - Eminem
30. Flurry - Blurry - Puddle of Mudd
31. Santa Claus - Panama - Van Halen (Note: This is the new 2013 version)
http://apologetix.com/store/store.php#compact_discs