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Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Wk
Thu., Sep. 14. 2023 5:50pm EDT

In April 2022, we introduced a new feature called "Rock Thru the Bible." ApX friend David Michael has made lists of ApX parodies to go with each week's readings, and he continues to update them as we release new parodies.

He's also been creating playlists of corresponding lyric videos for them on YouTube. You can find those video playlists at:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt2lHtRV1wziK5v4xYKu9Qw/featured

Here are this week's entries:


Fri., Sep. 15 - Job 40-42

Job 41

"Bone Digger" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Gold Digger" by Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx)


Sat., Sep. 16 - Psalms 1-10

Psalms 1

"Pick It Up" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Lick It Up" by KISS

Psalms 2

"Laughed At" (found on recent single), parody of "Black Cat" by Janet Jackson
"Babel Babel" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Rebel Rebel" by David Bowie
"Excuse Me, Pal, It's Christmastime" (found on Handheld Messiah), parody of "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix

Psalms 3

"God's Presence (Christ in Your Life)" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" by Green Day

Psalms 4

"Psalm Passage at Night" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Sunglasses at Night" by Corey Hart

Psalms 5

"Come Out and Pray" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Come Out and Play" by The Offspring

Psalms 6

"Here I Go (Against All I've Known)" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake

Psalms 7

"Proving My Religion" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Losing My Religion" by REM

Psalms 8

"Be Like David Was" (found on Music Is As Music Does), parody of "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company

Psalms 9

"Oppression" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "Obsession" by Animotion

Psalms 10

"Stupid World" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Stupid Girl" by Garbage


Sun., Sep. 17 - Psalms 11-20

Psalms 11

"It's All in God's Control" (found on Soundproof), parody of "It's Only Rock and Roll" by the Rolling Stones

Psalms 12

"Learning Blasphemies" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors

Psalms 13

"Bends to Low Places" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks

Psalms 14

"Psum 14" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Fat Lip" by Sum 41
"The Atheists" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "The Way it is" by Bruce Hornsby and the Range

Psalms 15

"Brash, Impulsive" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Brass in Pocket" by The Pretenders

Psalms 16

"Tom Saw Ya" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "Tom Sawyer" by Rush

Psalms 17

"Singled You Out" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Figured You Out" by Nickelback

Psalms 18

"Credence Thru Deepwater Survival" (found on Classics: Oldies), parody of "Proud Mary" by Creedence Clearwater Revival

Psalms 19

"Flurry" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd
"I Feel the Earth Proves" (found on Very Vicarious), parody of "I Feel the Earth Move" by Carole King
"Psalm 19" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "All I Need" by Jack Wagner
"Telescoper" (found on Rock's in Their Heads), parody of "Under My Wheels" by Alice Cooper

Psalms 20

"Gimme Helper" (found on Singles Group), parody of "Gimme Shelter" by the Rolling Stones


Mon., Sep. 18 - Psalms 21-30

Psalms 21

"Crazy Little King God Loves" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen

Psalms 22

"The Jews' Lost Hero" (found on Nichey), parody of "Juke Box Hero" by Foreigner

Psalms 23

"Shepherd's Paradise" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio

Psalms 24

"Messiah" (found on Handheld Messiah), parody of "Desire" by U2

Psalms 25

"Humble Heart" (found on Apolog80s: Back from the Future), parody of "Hungry Heart" by Bruce Springsteen

Psalms 26

"Rollin' in the Yeast" (found on Singles Group), parody of "Reelin' in the Years" by Steely Dan

Psalms 27

"Bad Dad" (found on Classics: Lite), parody of "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter

Psalms 28

"Can't Fight This Kneeling" (found on Nichey), parody of "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon

Psalms 29

"Man Born to Scale the Mountain" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "Man on the Silver Mountain" by Rainbow

Psalms 30

"Psalms Come True" (found on Play Nice), parody of "Song Sung Blue" by Neil Diamond


Tue., Sep. 19 - Psalms 31-40

Psalms 31

"How You Rewind Me" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback

Psalms 32

"Goodnews" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins

Psalms 33

"He Spoke" (found on Play Nice), parody of "The Stroke" by Billy Squier
"Something from Nothing" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Nothing from Nothing" by Billy Preston

Psalms 34

"Back Intact" (found on Classics: Heavy), parody of "Back in Black" by AC/DC
"He Hears Me" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "Be Near Me" by ABC

Psalms 35

"Lions" (found on Soundproof), parody of "Signs" by Five Man Electrical Band

Psalms 36

"Stupid's Stronghold/Reckless in America" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Cupid's Chokehold/Breakfast in America" by Gym Class Heroes

Psalms 37

"Toughened Up" (found on Come See, Come Saw), parody of "Tuff Enuff" by The Fabulous Thunderbirds
"Over The Hill" (found on recent single), parody of "Overkill" by Men At Work

Psalms 38

"No More Mr. Wise Guy" (found on Nichey), parody of "No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Alice Cooper

Psalms 39

"Embarrassing Moments" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "American Woman" by The Guess Who

Psalms 40

"Try and Try Again" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Flying High Again" by Ozzy Osbourne


Wed., Sep. 20 - Psalms 41-50

Psalms 41

"Talk and I'll Walk" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "Crocodile Rock" by Elton John

Psalms 42

"I Want in That Place" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "I Want it That Way" by The Backstreet Boys

Psalms 43

"You Give Up on Bad Days" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi

Psalms 44

"Change Your Tone" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins

Psalms 45

"Sermon in a Love Song" (found on Overdue Books), parody of "Heard It In a Love Song" by The Marshall Tucker Band

Psalms 46

"Get Serene" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "Glycerine" by Bush

Psalms 47

"Trumpet Sound" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "Funkytown" by Pseudo Echo

Psalms 48

"You Simply Write Down (My Directions)" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" by Dead or Alive

Psalms 49

"Your Money Don't Last" (found on Conspiracy No. 56), parody of "Your Mama Don't Dance" by Loggins and Messina

Psalms 50

"Don't Bring Me Cows" (found on Recovery), parody of "Don't Bring Me Down" by Electric Light Orchestra


Thu., Sep. 21 - Psalms 51-60

Psalms 51

"Cleaned-Up Heart" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "Queen of Hearts" by Juice Newton
"Something of Value" (found on Never Before, but Then Again...), parody of "Something About You" by Level 42

Psalms 52

"Nabal Was a Mean Guy" (found on Nichey), parody of "In the Meantime" by Spacehog

Psalms 53

"Braggin' and Lyin'" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "Draggin' the Line" by Tommy James
"Ignorant Song" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin
"No One is Good But One" (found on Soundproof), parody of "Only the Good Die Young" by Billy Joel

Psalms 54

"Someone Shaved My Locks Tonight" (found on recent single), parody of "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" by Elton John

Psalms 55

"Talk Daily to Me" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison
"Ease Your Burden" (found on Eclectic), parody of "Beast of Burden" by The Rolling Stones

Psalms 56

"(Don't Fear) The People" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" by Blue Öyster Cult

Psalms 57

"Living, Loving Faith (Please Just Don't Worry)" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)" by Led Zeppelin

Psalms 58

"Dumb Questions" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "Come Dancing" by The Kinks

Psalms 59

"Dweebs" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Dreams" by Van Halen

Psalms 60

"Busted God's Laws" (found on Double Take), parody of "Must of Got Lost" by The J. Geils Band


Fri., Sep. 22 - Psalms 61-70

Psalms 61

"Bethlehemian Rhapsody" (found on Classics: 70's), parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

Psalms 62

"Hit 'em with Your Slingshot" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar

Psalms 63

"Enter Samson (2022)" (found on recent single), parody of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica

Psalms 64

"Burly for You" (found on Overdue Books), parody of "Burnin' for You" by Blue Öyster Cult

Psalms 65

"These Streams" (found on Loaded 45s), parody of "These Dreams" by Heart

Psalms 66

"Want it Dead or Alive" (found on Classics: 80's), parody of "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi
"We Will Walk Through" (found on Recovery), parody of "We Will Rock You" by Queen

Psalms 67

"Offer Your Prayer" (found on Unconditional Releases), parody of "Scarborough Fair/Canticle" by Simon & Garfunkel

Psalms 68

"Cemetery Came Alive" (found on Easter Standard Time), parody of "Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind
"Didn't Just Die" (found on Easter Standard Time), parody of "Live and Let Die" by Paul McCartney & Wings
"Died and Rose" (found on Easter Standard Time), parody of "China Grove" by The Doobie Brothers
"Rose Up" (found on Doves in Snakes' Clothing), parody of "Roller" by April Wine
"Selling the Dogma" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Selling the Drama" by Live

Psalms 69

"Book of Life" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "Walk of Life" by Dire Straits
"Turning a Little Seasick" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Dirty Little Secret" by The All-American Rejects

Psalms 70

"She's Got Cooties" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "She's a Beauty" by The Tubes