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Rock Thru the Bible with ApX This Week
Fri., Sep. 29. 2023 7:26am EDT

In April 2022, we introduced a new feature called "Rock Thru the Bible." ApX friend David Michael has made lists of ApX parodies to go with each week's readings, and he continues to update them as we release new parodies.

He's also been creating playlists of corresponding lyric videos for them on YouTube. You can find those video playlists at:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt2lHtRV1wziK5v4xYKu9Qw/featured

Here are this week's entries:


Sat., Sep. 30 - Psalms 131-140

Psalms 131

"Full of Yourself (Distinguished Young Man)" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man)" by Styx

Psalms 132

"Confiscated" (found on Zebraic), parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne

Psalms 133

"Flirtin' with the Pastor" (found on Singles Group), parody of "Flirtin' with Disaster" by Molly Hatchet

Psalms 134

"Preachers" (found on Classics: 90's), parody of "Peaches" by Presidents of the United States of America

Psalms 135

"You've Got Another King Comin'" (found on Hot Potato Soup), parody of "You've Got Another Thing Comin'" by Judas Priest

Psalms 136

"Stressin' Out" (found on Alien Invasion), parody of "Steppin' Out" by Joe Jackson

Psalms 137

"Lamentations Song" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "Ramble On" by Led Zeppelin

Psalms 138

"You're Mad at What?" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "No Matter What" by Badfinger
"Ask God" (found on Septuagint), parody of "Let's Go" by The Cars

Psalms 139

"Don't Try (To Hide)" (found on Isn't Wasn't Ain't), parody of "Don't Cry" by Guns N' Roses

Psalms 140

"Back in the Battle" (found on Sandwich Platter), parody of "Back in the Saddle" by Aerosmith


Sun., Oct. 1 - Psalms 141-150

Psalms 141

"Thankfully" (found on From Hair to Eternity), parody of "Faithfully" by Journey

Psalms 142

"Pray Now (Lost Art)" (found on Classics: Party), parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth

Psalms 143

"Parrseverance" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)" by John Parr

Psalms 144

"With a Harp David Writes" (found on Hits: The Road), parody of "A Hard Day's Night" by The Beatles

Psalms 145

"God I Like About You" (found on Isn't Wasn't Ain't), parody of "What I Like About You" by The Romantics

Psalms 146

"The Spittle" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World

Psalms 147

"Birdie in Thy Hand" (found on Decent Alternative), parody of "Burden In My Hand" by Soundgarden

Psalms 148

"Let's All Praise" (found on Braggadocious), parody of "Dance Hall Days" by Wang Chung

Psalms 149

"Dancing With the Ark" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Dancing in the Dark" by Bruce Springsteen

Psalms 150

"Save Your Voice (Quiet Down Boy)" (found on Classics: Country), parody of "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)" by Big & Rich


Mon., Oct. 2 - Proverbs 1-3

Proverbs 1

"Don't Scoff" (found on Come See, Come Saw), parody of "Don't Stop" by Fleetwood Mac

Proverbs 2

"Very Wiser" (found on The Boys Aren't Backin' Down), parody of "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven

Proverbs 3

"Trust Him" (found on Soundproof), parody of "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead


Tue., Oct. 3 - Proverbs 4-6

Proverbs 4

"Spoken Things" (found on Get Rich Quick), parody of "Broken Wings" by Mr. Mister

Proverbs 5

"The Stuff That God'll Watch" (found on Churchigo III), parody of "The Stuff You Gotta Watch" by Joe Bonamassa

Proverbs 6

"Little Sins" (found on Ticked), parody of "Little Things" by Bush


Wed., Oct. 4 - Proverbs 7-9

Proverbs 7

"Bad Things for a Good Time" (found on That's Too Bad), parody of "Nothin' but a Good Time" by Poison

Proverbs 8

"Come for Some" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Cumbersome" by Seven Mary Three

Proverbs 9

"Sin Can Be Resistible" (found on Kinda Stuffy), parody of "Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer


Thu., Oct. 5 - Proverbs 10-12

Proverbs 10

"Wicked" (found on Wise Up and Rock), parody of "Whip It" by Devo

Proverbs 11

"Blabbed Through the Phone" (found on Only a Glorified Cover Band), parody of "Bad to the Bone" by George Thorogood & the Destroyers

Proverbs 12

"Transplants" (found on Classics: 2000's), parody of "Dance, Dance" by Fall Out Boy


Fri., Oct. 6 - Proverbs 13-15

Proverbs 13

"Can't Buy Free Love" (found on I Know You Are but What Am I?), parody of "Can't Buy Me Love" by The Beatles

Proverbs 14

"Take the Wrong Way Home" (found on Double Take), parody of "Take the Long Way Home" by Supertramp

Proverbs 15

"No Exclusions" (found on Xit Ego Lopa), parody of "No Excuses" by Alice in Chains

"Under the Breath" (found on Apoplectic), parody of "Under the Bridge" by Red Hot Chili Peppers