ApologetiX

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2024

Order Our New CD and Get an Extra Copy Free

Our 74th CD, ApologetiX ’74,  is at the manufacturer and should be in stock sometime between July 23 and 26. We’ll begin shipping shortly thereafter. It features parodies of 12 Top 10 hits from 1974.

Order the CD now, and you'll also receive a digital version, so you can start enjoying the tunes immediately. Once the CD comes out, we'll send your CD plus a free second copy you can give as a gift. Buy 2, get 2 free, etc.

Orders will be processed in the order in which they are received. 

The free CD(s) won't show up in your shopping cart, but will be in the package we mail to you.

ApologetiX '74

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  • "You'll Succeed" parody of "You're Sixteen" by Ringo Starr
  • "Jesus Is God's Son" parody of "Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks
  • "Looked on the Ceiling" parody of "Hooked on a Feeling" by Blue Swede
  • "Come and Get Cured Of" parody of "Come and Get Your Love" by Redbone
  • "Betting and the Debts" parody of "Bennie and the Jets" by Elton John
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  • "You'll Succeed" parody of "You're Sixteen" by Ringo Starr
  • "Jesus Is God's Son" parody of "Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks
  • "Looked on the Ceiling" parody of "Hooked on a Feeling" by Blue Swede
  • "Come and Get Cured Of" parody of "Come and Get Your Love" by Redbone
  • "Betting and the Debts" parody of "Bennie and the Jets" by Elton John
  • "The Book-o-Romans" parody of "The Loco-Motion" by Grand Funk
  • "Media Circus" parody of "The Show Must Go On" by Three Dog Night
  • "Billy, Don't Be a Weirdo" parody of "Billy Don't Be a Hero" by Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods
  • "Almighty God Won't Die" parody of "The Night Chicago Died" by Paper Lace
  • "Preach, Baby" parody of "Beach Baby" by First Class
  • "Christ Is the Rock (But I Pray They Don't Stone Me)" parody of "Life Is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me)" by Reunion
  • " Won Thru Fighting" parody of "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas
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    You'll Succeed 2:50
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    Jesus Is God's Son 3:29
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    Looked on the Ceiling 2:53
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    Come and Get Cured Of 3:32
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    Betting and the Debts 5:28
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    The Book-o-Romans 2:46
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    Media Circus 3:47
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    Billy, Don't Be a Weirdo 3:43
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    Almighty God Won't Die 3:33
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    Preach, Baby 5:02
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    Christ Is the Rock (But I Pray They Don't Stone Me) 3:28
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    Won Thru Fighting 3:19
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Unchained Medley

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  • “Read Acts“ parody of “Relax“ by Frankie Goes to Hollywood
  • “Bartimaeus Eyes“ parody of “Bette Davis Eyes“ by Kim Carnes
  • “Sweet Jesus (Made a Whip)“ parody of “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)“ by Eurythmics
  • “Psalm Passage at Night“ parody of “Sunglasses at Night“ by Corey Hart
  • “Hundred Nineteenth Psalm“ parody of “Hungry Like the Wolf“ by Duran
  • “Read Acts“ parody of “Relax“ by Frankie Goes to Hollywood
  • “Bartimaeus Eyes“ parody of “Bette Davis Eyes“ by Kim Carnes
  • “Sweet Jesus (Made a Whip)“ parody of “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)“ by Eurythmics
  • “Psalm Passage at Night“ parody of “Sunglasses at Night“ by Corey Hart
  • “Hundred Nineteenth Psalm“ parody of “Hungry Like the Wolf“ by Duran Duran
  • “They Blindly Speak of Science“ parody of “She Blinded Me With Science“ by Thomas Dolby
  • “One Thing Leads to the Father“ parody of “One Things Leads to Another“ by The Fixx
  • “I Can't Grow From That (Nor Can You)“ parody of “I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)“ by Daryl Hall and John Oates
  • “James 1:3“ parody of “Take on Me“ by a-ha
  • “Wicked“ parody of “Whip It“ by Devo
  • “Little Jesus (Simeon's Song)“ parody of “Little Jeannie“ by Elton John
  • “Magi“ parody of “Magic“ by The Cars
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    Read Acts 3:56
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    Bartimaeus Eyes 3:45
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    Sweet Jesus (Made a Whip) 3:34
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    Psalm Passage at Night 3:53
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    Hundred Nineteenth Psalm 3:25
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    They Blindly Speak of Science 3:40
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    One Thing Leads to the Father 3:24
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    I Can't Grow From That (Nor Can You) 5:06
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    James 1:3 3:47
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    Wicked 2:39
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    Little Jesus 5:04
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    Magi 3:56
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2023

Play It Again, Samson

CD + Program book

This special project is a rock opera about the life of Samson. It's so special, we're also including with every order a 36-page, 5½" x 8½" program book to enhance the experience. The program book contains lyrics, a plot synopsis for each song, photos of all the singers and musicians, and numerous illustrations of Samson's life. It's printed in color on glossy paper and saddle-stitched just like the program booklets you'd get at a Broadway musical. 

(Digital purchases include a PDF of the program book.)

Play It Again, Samson

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  • “Hairy Star“ parody of “Highway Star“ by Deep Purple
  • “I Know a Riddle“ parody of “I Know a Little“ by Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • “Brush“ parody of “Tush“ by ZZ Top
  • “Samson & Delilah“ parody of “Afternoon Delight“ by Starland Vocal Band
  • “You Just Might Need Kung Fu“ parody of “You Make My Dreams“ by Daryl Hall and John Oates
  • “Quizzical“ parody of “
  • “Hairy Star“ parody of “Highway Star“ by Deep Purple
  • “I Know a Riddle“ parody of “I Know a Little“ by Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • “Brush“ parody of “Tush“ by ZZ Top
  • “Samson & Delilah“ parody of “Afternoon Delight“ by Starland Vocal Band
  • “You Just Might Need Kung Fu“ parody of “You Make My Dreams“ by Daryl Hall and John Oates
  • “Quizzical“ parody of “Physical“ by Olivia Newton-John
  • “Play Fair, Delilah“ parody of “Hey There Delilah“ by Plain White T's
  • “Get the Barber Started“ parody of “Get the Party Started“ by Pink
  • “Clip It“ parody of “Whip It“ by Devo
  • “Take My Guest Away“ parody of “Take My Breath Away“ by Berlin
  • “Someone Shaved My Locks Tonight“ parody of “Someone Saved My Light Tonight“ by Elton John
  • “Enter Samson“ parody of “Enter Sandman“ by Metallica
  • “Just a Big Galoot/I Ain't Got No Buddies“ parody of “Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody“ by David Lee Roth
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    Hairy Star 6:10
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    I Know a Riddle 3:28
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    Brush 2:18
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    Samson & Delilah 3:15
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    You Just Might Need Kung Fu 3:11
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    Quizzical 3:44
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    Play Fair Delilah 3:51
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    Get the Barber Started 3:11
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    Clip It 2:40
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    Take My Guest Away 4:17
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    Someone Shaved My Locks Tonight 6:47
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    Enter Samson 5:32
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    Just a Big Galoot/I Ain't Got No Buddies 4:40
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Just Reword

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  • “Try Another Town“ parody of “Tie Your Mother Down“ by Queen
  • “Over the Hill“ parody of “Overkill“ by Men at Work
  • “Laughed At“ parody of “Black Cat“ by Janet Jackson
  • “For All the gods I've Loved Before“ parody of “To All the Girls I've Loved Before“ by Julio Iglesias & Willie Nelson
  • “A Wider Shape of Whale“ parody of “A Whiter Shade of Pale“
  • “Try Another Town“ parody of “Tie Your Mother Down“ by Queen
  • “Over the Hill“ parody of “Overkill“ by Men at Work
  • “Laughed At“ parody of “Black Cat“ by Janet Jackson
  • “For All the gods I've Loved Before“ parody of “To All the Girls I've Loved Before“ by Julio Iglesias & Willie Nelson
  • “A Wider Shape of Whale“ parody of “A Whiter Shade of Pale“ by Procol Harum
  • “Something Goes Wrong“ parody of “Something So Strong“ by Crowded House
  • “Timothy“ parody of “Misery“ by Soul Asylum
  • “Pretty Dried Up“ parody of “Pretty Tied Up“ by Guns N' Roses
  • “Matthew 9“ parody of “I Feel Fine“ by The Beatles
  • “You Can Call Weird Al“ parody of “You Can Call Me Al“ by Paul Simon
  • “In the Afterlife“ parody of “In the Air Tonight“ by Phil Collins
  • “Yes Today“ parody of “Yesterday“ by The Beatles
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    Try Another Town 4:47
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    Over the Hill 3:44
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    Laughed At 4:47
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    For All the gods I've Loved Before 3:33
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    A Wider Shape of Whale 4:00
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    Something Goes Wrong 2:53
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    Timothy 4:23
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    Pretty Dried Up 4:47
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    Matthew 9 2:16
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    You Can Call Weird Al 4:40
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    In the Afterlife 5:32
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    Yes Today 2:05
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Septuagint

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  • “Septuagint“ parody of “Do It Again“ by Steely Dan
  • “Yonder Island“ parody of “Thunder Island“ by Jay Ferguson
  • “Violent Girl“ parody of “Island Girl“ by Elton John
  • “Humble or You'll Stumble“ parody of “Bungle in the Jungle“ by Jethro Tull
  • “Sad Today in the Dark“ parody of “Saturday in the Park“ by Chicago
  • “Ask God“ parody of “Let's Go“ by The Cars
  • “Septuagint“ parody of “Do It Again“ by Steely Dan
  • “Yonder Island“ parody of “Thunder Island“ by Jay Ferguson
  • “Violent Girl“ parody of “Island Girl“ by Elton John
  • “Humble or You'll Stumble“ parody of “Bungle in the Jungle“ by Jethro Tull
  • “Sad Today in the Dark“ parody of “Saturday in the Park“ by Chicago
  • “Ask God“ parody of “Let's Go“ by The Cars
  • “30 Days in a Row“ parody of “30 Days in the Hole“ by Humble Pie
  • “Itchin' to Hide“ parody of “Hitchin' a Ride“ by Vanity Fare
  • “Sadducees“ parody of “Can't You See“ by The Marshall Tucker Band
  • “I Rewrite the Songs“ parody of “I Write the Songs“ by Barry Manilow
  • “Abraham Amazed“ parody of “Maybe I'm Amazed“ by Paul McCartney & Wings
  • “Riders from the Lord“ parody of “Riders on the Storm“ by The Doors
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    Septuagint 5:54
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    Yonder Island 4:00
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    Violent Girl 3:43
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    Humble or You'll Stumble 3:37
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    Sad Today in the Dark 3:54
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    Ask God 3:33
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    30 Days in a Row 3:40
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    Itchin' to Hide 3:05
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    Sadducees 6:01
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    I Rewrite the Songs 3:51
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    Abraham Amazed 5:22
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    Riders From the Lord 7:18
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