- "Wild King" parody of "Wild Thing" by The Troggs
- “80's Medley (Octagon But Not Forgotten)“ parody of 10 Classic Hits by 10 Classic Artists
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01-Wild King 2:350:00/2:35
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0:00/8:53
Singles
- "Dock the Boat" parody of "Rock the Boat" by Hues Corporation
- "The Point the Lord Returns" parody of “Point of Know Return” by Kansas
Albums
Order Our New CD and Get an Extra Copy Free
Our 74th CD, ApologetiX ’74, is at the manufacturer and should be in stock sometime between July 23 and 26. We’ll begin shipping shortly thereafter. It features parodies of 12 Top 10 hits from 1974.
Order the CD now, and you'll also receive a digital version, so you can start enjoying the tunes immediately. Once the CD comes out, we'll send your CD plus a free second copy you can give as a gift. Buy 2, get 2 free, etc.
Orders will be processed in the order in which they are received.
The free CD(s) won't show up in your shopping cart, but will be in the package we mail to you.
ApologetiX '74
ApologetiX
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- "You'll Succeed" parody of "You're Sixteen" by Ringo Starr
- "Jesus Is God's Son" parody of "Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks
- "Looked on the Ceiling" parody of "Hooked on a Feeling" by Blue Swede
- "Come and Get Cured Of" parody of "Come and Get Your Love" by Redbone
- "Betting and the Debts" parody of "Bennie and the Jets" by Elton John
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- "You'll Succeed" parody of "You're Sixteen" by Ringo Starr
- "Jesus Is God's Son" parody of "Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks
- "Looked on the Ceiling" parody of "Hooked on a Feeling" by Blue Swede
- "Come and Get Cured Of" parody of "Come and Get Your Love" by Redbone
- "Betting and the Debts" parody of "Bennie and the Jets" by Elton John
- "The Book-o-Romans" parody of "The Loco-Motion" by Grand Funk
- "Media Circus" parody of "The Show Must Go On" by Three Dog Night
- "Billy, Don't Be a Weirdo" parody of "Billy Don't Be a Hero" by Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods
- "Almighty God Won't Die" parody of "The Night Chicago Died" by Paper Lace
- "Preach, Baby" parody of "Beach Baby" by First Class
- "Christ Is the Rock (But I Pray They Don't Stone Me)" parody of "Life Is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me)" by Reunion
- " Won Thru Fighting" parody of "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas
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You'll Succeed 2:500:00/2:50
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Jesus Is God's Son 3:290:00/3:29
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0:00/2:53
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0:00/3:32
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0:00/5:28
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The Book-o-Romans 2:460:00/2:46
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Media Circus 3:470:00/3:47
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0:00/3:43
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0:00/3:33
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Preach, Baby 5:020:00/5:02
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0:00/3:28
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Won Thru Fighting 3:190:00/3:19
USB Thumb Drives
Our custom USB thumb drives contain the digital versions of all 74 of our CDs, plus any singles, EPs, or rarities that aren't on CD.
Emblazoned with the band's logo, they have a storage capacity of 16 GB, and they’re write-enabled, so you can add more music to them if and when you get future ApX downloads.
They’re available for a donation of $150 or more.
If you have donated for our complete library before, you can get the thumb drive for a donation of $50 or more.
Songbook
Features Lyrics to every song on every CD and download from 1993–2022
Indexed by:
- original song title
- original artist
- chart year of original song
- Bible verses covered
- subject
Also Includes:
- J's original handwritten rough lyrics to 40 ApX classics
- photos from ApologetiX's first and last concerts
- never-before-seen rare photos
Interactive features:
- click on any page number in indexes or TOC to go to that page
- click on any album icon to go to its liner notes and track listings
- click on any song title on an album page to go to that song
DVDs
Featuring 23 songs, 20:20 Video was filmed at our 20th-anniversary concert (8/24/12) and captures the complete ApologetiX experience — dialogue between songs, shticks, teaching, testimonies, etc.
The two-disc set also includes:
- an interview with the current band members
- a montage of video greetings and testimonies from fans
- a group discussion with six men who drummed for us from 1992–12
