- “Learning How to Bounce” parody of “Burning Down the House” by The Talking Heads
- “Stop the Trash Talk” parody of "Rock the Casbah" by The Clash
Albums
Order Our Next CD and Get an Extra Copy Free
Our 83rd CD, ApologetiX '83, is expected to be in stock by the end of this month. We’ll begin shipping shortly thereafter. It features parodies of a dozen hits from 1983.
Order the CD now, and we'll email you the link for all the downloads, so you can start enjoying the tunes now. Once the CD comes out, we'll also send your CD plus a free second copy you can give as a gift. Buy 2, get 2 free, etc.
Orders will be processed in the order in which they are received.
The free CD(s) won't show up in your shopping cart, but will be in the package we mail to you.
ApologetiX '83
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- "Stop the Trash Talk“ parody of “Rock the Casbah“ by The Clash
- "Afterthought“ parody of “Africa“ by Toto
- "Silly Dreams (Reuben's Song)“ parody of “Billie Jean“ by Michael Jackson
- "Hivite Zone“ parody of “Twilight Zone“ by Golden Earring
- "Next of Kin Ready to Go“ parody of “Mexican Radio“ by Wall of Voodoo
- "Gimme John 11“ parody of “Gimme All Your Lovin'“ by ZZ Top
- "Far Out“ parody of “Our House“ by Madness
- "Seek Healing as a Nation“ parody of “(Keep Feeling) Fascination“ by The Human League
- "God's Word's Enough“ parody of “Hot Girls in Love“ by Loverboy
- "Learning How to Bounce“ parody of “Burning Down the House“ by Talking Heads
- "Hard-Earned Love“ parody of “Modern Love“ by David Bowie
- "Heart's Consoled“ parody of “Heart and Soul“ by Huey Lewis and the News
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Stop the Trash Talk 3:430:00/3:43
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Afterthought 4:580:00/4:58
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0:00/4:53
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Hivite Zone 4:510:00/4:51
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0:00/4:11
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Gimme John 11 3:580:00/3:58
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Far Out 3:170:00/3:17
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0:00/3:44
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God's Word's Enough 3:590:00/3:59
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0:00/4:02
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Hard-Earned Love 3:590:00/3:59
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Heart's Consoled 4:120:00/4:12
USB Thumb Drives
Our ApologetiX USB thumb drives contain the digital versions of all of our CDs, plus any singles, EPs, or rarities that aren't on CD.
Emblazoned with the band's logo, they have a storage capacity of 16 GB, and they’re write-enabled, so you can add more music to them if and when you get future ApX downloads.
They're available for a donation of $150 or more.
Songbook
At last, the new digital interactive ApologetiX Songbook (1992-2024) is now available. And It's over 1350 pages long!
SPECIAL FEATURES:
- indexed by original song title, original artist, and year original was a hit
- indexed by parody title, topics it pertains to, and Bible verses covered
- each song's page has icons showing what albums it appears on
- each song's page has a commentary from lyricist J. Jackson
- each album's page includes liner notes and track listing
- J.'s original handwritten rough lyrics to 40 ApX classics
- photos from ApX's first and 25th-anniversary shows
- print any pages you like or use for slides in church
- list of ApX parodies most likely to be redone
- list of the first ApX concerts in each state
- discography of out-of-print cassettes
- DVD discography and synopses
- downloadable in PDF format
NEW FEATURES IN THIS EDITION:
- 1359 pages long (173 more pages than previous edition)
- photos from the ApologetiX concert at Immortal 2024
- pertinent topics listed on each song’s lyric page
- over 94 new parodies and journal entries
- three new full-length feature articles
- profiles of current band members
- never-before-seen rare photos
- lyrics for 906 parodies
INTERACTIVE FEATURES:
- click on any page number in indexes or TOC to go to that page
- click on any album icon to go to its liner notes and track listings
- click on any song title on an album page to go to that song
- click on any subject on a song’s page to go directly to that subject in the index
- click on any artist on a song's page to go directly to that artist in the index
Note: This e-book is a download only (432 MB) and doesn't include sheet music.
DVDs
Featuring 23 songs, 20:20 Video was filmed at our 20th-anniversary concert (8/24/12) and captures the complete ApologetiX experience — dialogue between songs, shticks, teaching, testimonies, etc.
The two-disc set also includes:
- an interview with the current band members
- a montage of video greetings and testimonies from fans
- a group discussion with six men who drummed for us from 1992–12













