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2026

ApologetiX '82

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"John Mark“ parody of “Young Turks” by Rod Stewart "Open Up“ parody of “Open Arms” by Journey "He’s Framed“ parody of “Freeze-Frame” by J. Geils Band "65 Others There“ parody of “’65 Love Affair” by Paul Davis "Plant a Read more
  • "John Mark“ parody of “Young Turks” by Rod Stewart
  • "Open Up“ parody of “Open Arms” by Journey
  • "He’s Framed“ parody of “Freeze-Frame” by J. Geils Band
  • "65 Others There“ parody of “’65 Love Affair” by Paul Davis
  • "Plant a Seed“ parody of “Fantasy” by Aldo Nova
  • "Soul Reviver“ parody of “Sole Survivor” by Asia
  • "Shut Off the News“ parody of “Caught Up in You” by 38 Special
  • "Works for Good“ parody of “Hurts So Good” by John Cougar
  • "Even the Nice Are Debtors“ parody of “Even the Nights Are Better” by Air Supply
  • "Hard to Pray, I’m Sorry“ parody of “Hard to Say I’m Sorry” by Chicago
  • "The All-Important Prospect“ parody of “Eye in the Sky” by The Alan Parsons Project
  • "Billy’s Choir“ parody of “Everybody Wants You” by Billy Squier
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    John Mark 5:02
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    Open Up 3:19
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    He's Framed 3:58
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    65 Others There 3:39
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    Plant a Seed 3:15
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    Soul Reviver 4:48
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    Shut Off the News 4:37
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    Works for Good 3:41
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    Even the Nice Are Debtors 3:54
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    Hard to Pray, I'm Sorry 5:06
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    The All-Important Prospect 4:36
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    Billy's Choir 3:49
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Everything But

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“The Covenant He Wrote in Stone” parody of “The Cover of "Rolling Stone” by Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show “Satan's All Over” parody of “Shakin' All Over” by The Guess Who “This Very Hill” parody of “Blueberry Hill” by Read more
  • “The Covenant He Wrote in Stone” parody of “The Cover of "Rolling Stone” by Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show
  • “Satan's All Over” parody of “Shakin' All Over” by The Guess Who
  • “This Very Hill” parody of “Blueberry Hill” by Fats Domino
  • “I Saw Messiah” parody of “The Sign” by Ace of Base
  • “Praise Him” parody of “Crazy” by Gnarls Barkley
  • “Saul's Shook Up” parody of “All Shook Up” by Elvis Presley
  • “Diversity” parody of “Driver's Seat” by Sniff 'n' the Tears
  • “I Sought the Lord” parody of “I Fought the Law” by The Bobby Fuller Four
  • “At the Cross” parody of “At the Hop” by Danny & the Juniors
  • “Hmm ...” parody of “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” by Crash Test Dummies
  • “I Believe in the Kingdom Come” parody of “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” by The Darkness
  • “Back to Life” parody of “Mack the Knife” by Bobby Darin
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    The Covenant He Wrote in Stone 2:54
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    Satan's All Over 2:43
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    This Very Hill 2:22
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    I Saw Messiah 3:08
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    Praise Him 2:59
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    Saul's Shook Up 1:58
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    Diversity 4:01
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    I Sought the Lord 2:17
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    At the Cross 2:32
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    Hmm ... 3:53
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    I Believe in the Kingdom Come 3:36
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    Back to Life 3:09
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2025

You're in the Eighties Now

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“Who Gets to Win?“ parody of “Against the Wind” Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band “Failing“ parody of “Sailing” by Christopher Cross “Turn to John Again“ parody of “Turn It On Again” by Genesis “Titus Highlights“ Read more
  • “Who Gets to Win?“ parody of “Against the Wind” Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band
  • “Failing“ parody of “Sailing” by Christopher Cross
  • “Turn to John Again“ parody of “Turn It On Again” by Genesis
  • “Titus Highlights“ parody of “The Tide Is High” by Blondie
  • “What’s That Supposed to Mean?“ parody of “Don’t Stand So Close to Me” by The Police
  • “Why Do Coelacanths Exist?“ parody of “While You See a Chance” by Steve Winwood
  • “You’d Better Do Better“ parody of “You Better, You Bet” by The Who
  • “Take It From the One“ parody of “Take It on the Run” by REO Speedwagon
  • “The Wake-Up Song (Paul in Athens)“ parody of “The Breakup Song (They Don’t Write ‘Em)” by Greg Kihn Band
  • “Tempers“ parody of “Tempted” by Squeeze
  • “Told on High“ parody of “Hold on Tight” by Electric Light Orchestra
  • “Divorce“ parody of “The Voice” by The Moody Blues
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    Who Gets to Win? 5:34
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    Failing 4:17
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    Turn to John Again 3:51
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    Titus Highlights 4:37
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    What's That Supposed to Mean? 3:59
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    Why Do Coelacanths Exist? 5:11
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    You'd Better Do Better 5:37
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    Take It From the One 4:00
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    The Wake-Up Song (Paul in Athens) 2:49
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    Tempers 3:54
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    Told on High 3:06
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    Divorce 5:14
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Louder Than Plaid

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"Heaven's Metal" parody of "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Hagar "Love Removed All My Shame" parody of "Love Removal Machine" by The Cult "I Want You to Wash Me" parody of "I Want You to Want Me (Live)" by Cheap Trick "I Ain't Read more
  • "Heaven's Metal" parody of "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Hagar
  • "Love Removed All My Shame" parody of "Love Removal Machine" by The Cult
  • "I Want You to Wash Me" parody of "I Want You to Want Me (Live)" by Cheap Trick
  • "I Ain't Myself, Lord, I'm Something New" parody of "I Hate Myself for Loving You" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
  • "For Those About to Talk (Speech Pollutes You)" parody of "For Those About to Rock (We Salute You)" by AC/DC
  • "Zebulun (It's Not a Musical)" parody of "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones
  • "Walkin' Into the Light" parody of "Rockin' Into the Night" by 38 Special
  • "Still Isn't Right" parody of "Still of the Night" by Whitesnake
  • "I Just Want to Take After You" parody of "I Just Want to Make Love to You (Live)" by Foghat
  • "Cultist Versed in Fallacy" parody of "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour
  • "On the News" parody of "On the Loose" by Saga
  • "Climb Down" parody of "I'm Down" by The Beatles
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    Heaven's Metal 3:51
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    Love Removed All My Shame 4:17
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    I Want You to Wash Me 3:38
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    I Ain't Myself, Lord, I'm Something New 4:06
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    For Those About to Talk (Speech Pollutes You) 5:46
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    Zebulun (It's Not a Musical) 2:01
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    Walkin' Into the Light 3:59
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    Still Isn't Right 6:37
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    I Just Want to Take After You 3:51
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    Cultist Versed in Fallacy 4:59
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    On the News 4:11
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    Climb Down 2:40
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Quite Ironic

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“Higher Than” parody of “Iron Man” by Black Sabbath “In the Garden of Eden” parody of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” by Iron Butterfly “Know How to Love” parody of "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin “Shush” parody of "Hush” by Deep Read more
  • “Higher Than” parody of “Iron Man” by Black Sabbath
  • “In the Garden of Eden” parody of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” by Iron Butterfly
  • “Know How to Love” parody of "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin
  • “Shush” parody of "Hush” by Deep Purple
  • “No Town” parody of “No Time” by The Guess Who
  • “Moses” parody of “Smokin'” by Boston
  • “Nothing's by Accident” parody of "Love Is Like Oxygen" by The Sweet
  • “You Call a Man (Long Knives)” parody of “Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)” by Styx
  • “Sin Should Be Gone” parody of “Since You Been Gone” by Rainbow
  • “And the Crippled Will Walk ...” parody of "And the Cradle Will Rock ..." by Van Halen
  • “Run Unafraid” parody of "Run Runaway" by Slade
  • “Your Number's Up, O Beast” parody of "The Number of the Beast" by Iron Maiden
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    Higher Than 5:55
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    In the Garden of Eden 2:55
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    Know How to Love 5:34
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    Shush 4:26
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    No Town 3:47
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    Moses 4:21
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    Nothing's by Accident 3:47
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    You Call a Man (Long Knives) 4:06
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    Sin Should Be Gone 3:17
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    And the Crippled Will Walk... 3:32
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    Run Unafraid 3:44
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    Your Number's Up, O Beast 4:59
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ApologetiX '77

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"Walk His Way" parody of “Walk This Way” by Aerosmith "Blinded by the Lies" parody of “Blinded by the Light” by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band "The Things We Used to Love" parody of “The Things We Do for Love” by 10cc "Sudden Read more
  • "Walk His Way" parody of “Walk This Way” by Aerosmith
  • "Blinded by the Lies" parody of “Blinded by the Light” by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band
  • "The Things We Used to Love" parody of “The Things We Do for Love” by 10cc
  • "Sudden Nudge" parody of “Southern Nights” by Glen Campbell
  • "Seduced" parody of “Sir Duke” by Stevie Wonder
  • "I’m Your Born-Again Man" parody of “I’m Your Boogie Man” by KC & the Sunshine Band
  • "Undiscovered Angels" parody of “Undercover Angel” by Alan O’Day
  • "Be Bold Jeremiah" parody of "Jet Airliner” by Steve Miller
  • "Barely Manilow" parody of "Looks Like We Made It” by Barry Manilow
  • "I’ve Been Used" parody of "I’m in You” by Peter Frampton
  • "Twelve Reformed Lives" parody of "Telephone Line” by Electric Light Orchestra
  • "Strong-Worded Letter 24" parody of "Strawberry Letter 23” by The Brothers Johnson
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    Walk His Way 3:42
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    Blinded by the Lies 7:06
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    The Things We Used to Love 3:32
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    Sudden Nudge 2:57
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    Seduced 3:52
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    I'm Your Born-Again Man 4:03
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    Undiscovered Angels 3:28
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    Be Bold Jeremiah 4:25
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    Barely Manilow 3:32
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    I've Been Used 4:11
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    Twelve Reformed Lives 4:40
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    Strong-Worded Letter 24 4:57
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2024

X-Tract

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“Gideon Still Became an All-Star“ parody of “Video Killed the Radio Star“ by The Buggles “Got My Mindset From You“ parody of “Got My Mind Set on You“ by George Harrison “Same Old Savior“ parody of “Sail On, Sailor“ by The Read more
  • “Gideon Still Became an All-Star“ parody of “Video Killed the Radio Star“ by The Buggles
  • “Got My Mindset From You“ parody of “Got My Mind Set on You“ by George Harrison
  • “Same Old Savior“ parody of “Sail On, Sailor“ by The Beach Boys
  • “Can't You See That He's Blind“ parody of “Can't You See That's She's Mine“ by The Dave Clark Five
  • “Ain't Talkin' 'bout Fluff“ parody of “Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love“ by Van Halen
  • “Life“ parody of “Lights“ by Journey
  • “Can't Do It Myself“ parody of “Dancing With Myself“ by Billy Idol
  • “The Point the Lord Returns“ parody of “Point of Know Return“ by Kansas
  • “Dock the Boat“ parody of “Rock the Boat“ by The Hues Corporation
  • “Why Can't We Repent?“ parody of “Why Can't We Be Friends?“ by War
  • “All Dead and Gone“ parody of “Already Gone“ by The Eagles
  • “Stubborn“ parody of “Strutter“ by Kiss
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    Gideon Still Became an All-Star 4:13
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    Got My Mindset From You 3:50
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    Same Old Savior 3:18
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    Can't You See That He's Blind 2:22
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    Ain't Talkin' 'bout Fluff 3:46
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    Life 3:10
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    Can't Do It Myself 4:50
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    The Point the Lord Returns 3:11
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    Dock the Boat 3:08
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    Why Can't We Repent 3:48
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    All Dead and Gone 4:16
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    Stubborn 3:25
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Zedekiah, Hezekiah, Jeroboam & Other Guys

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"Good Guys Rule” parody of "Good Times Roll” by The Cars "Lowly Boy” parody of "Lonely Boy” by Andrew Gold "Smart Blest Man” parody of "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top "Sheba Woman” parody of "She's a Woman" by The Beatles Read more
  • "Good Guys Rule” parody of "Good Times Roll” by The Cars
  • "Lowly Boy” parody of "Lonely Boy” by Andrew Gold
  • "Smart Blest Man” parody of "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top
  • "Sheba Woman” parody of "She's a Woman" by The Beatles
  • "Crowd of Foreign Girls” parody of "California Girls" by The Beach Boys
  • "Dumb Decisions” parody of "Subdivisions" by Rush
  • "Jeroboam” parody of "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam
  • "Smells Like Mean Assyrians” parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana
  • "Take These Scrolls and Write” parody of "Take Me Home Tonight" by Eddie Money
  • "Zedekiah” parody of "Let It Die" by Foo Fighters
  • "Wild King” parody of "Wild Thing" by The Troggs
  • "Greater Love” parody of "Radar Love" by Golden Earring
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    Good Guys Rule 3:48
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    Lowly Boy 4:19
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    Smart Blest Man 4:10
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    Sheba Woman 3:03
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    Crowd of Foreign Girls 2:47
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    Dumb Decisions 5:32
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    Jeroboam 5:18
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    Smells Like Mean Assyrians 5:01
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    Take These Scrolls and Write 3:30
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    Zedekiah 4:04
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    Wild King 2:35
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    Greater Love 5:03
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2023