Lyrics

Heaven's Metal
Parody of "Heavy Metal" performed by Sammy Hagar and written by Sammy Hagar & Jim Peterik
(Titus 1:15; Matthew 7:18; Romans 10:9, 14:10-19; 1 Corinthians 8:5-13, 10:23-33; Judges 6:25-26)

Head-bangers for Heaven
Start findin' some metal that's nice
The volume's 11
And they're sold out for Christ
If you've found His awesome power
And you're lookin' for the chords
A feast is ready to devour
From the metal-making horde
Preachin' for the Lord
Start to explore

If you're wonderin' if it's a bit trite
Call it Heaven's metal
I'd advise you: Read their website
Call it Heaven's metal
Definitely don't call it Led Lite
Call it Heaven's metal, boys

I can't help listening
It's loud enough to raise the dead
The holy rollers get annoyed
Yeah! Start rumors bound to drive a wedge
Oooh! Can you deal with static?
Or is your conscience being braised?
We've got outraged fanatics
Bearin' down like Pharisees
Do we sustain?
Shall we feel ashamed?

It sure was way different for this guy
Call it Heaven's metal
I heard Stryper; it was just right
Call it Heaven's metal
Petra, Rez, and all the rest, I'd
Call it Heaven's metal, boys

Ahhhhhhohhhh

It's not one bit wicked, so sit tight
Call it Heaven's metal
Titus 1:15 will shed light
Call it Heaven's metal
Destination: Romans 10:9
Call it Heaven's metal
Christ decides if we are — justified
Call it Heaven's metal, boys
Heaven's metal, boys
Heaven's metal, boys
Heaven's metal, boys
Call it Heaven's metal

Van Halen, Van Pelt ... whatever

Titus 1:15
To the pure, all things are pure, but to those who are corrupted and do not believe, nothing is pure. In fact, both their minds and consciences are corrupted.