From the recording Quite Ironic

Lyrics

Know How to Love
Parody of "Whole Lotta Love" performed by Led Zeppelin and written by John Bonham, Willie Dixon, John Paul Jones, Jimmy Page & Robert Plant
(1 Corinthians 12:31-14:1, John 15:13, 1 John 4:10-21, 2 John 1:6, Proverbs 31:10-31, Song of Solomon 8:6-7)

Who needs Cupid? Baby, I'm not stupid
I want a friendship backed with true grit
That lays down its life — for others in need
I want a genuine love — I want a genuine love

Ohhhhh!
Wanna know how to love? Wanna know how to love?
Wanna know how to love? Wanna know how to love?

You can learn in — First Corinthians 13
All those good lines, baby, they get dropped in sermons, yeah
It's patient and it's kind – not hot and moody, uh
There's nothin' snippy 'bout love – ahh-ahh
There's nothin' picky 'bout love – ah-ah

Ohhh!
Know how to love — Wanna know how to love?
Wanna know how to love? Wanna know how to love?

So come on now!

Just can't live on feelings!

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails (1 Corinthians 13:4-8a).

No! No! No! No!

Love!

Love!

You think you'll get Romeo and Juliet
Love's a good word, baby, but men misuse it
It ain't weighed down with pride
There's nothin' flippant 'bout love
There's nothin' glib or arrogant about love
There's nothin' bitter 'bout love
Yeah-eh! All right! Let's go!

Wanna know how to love? Wanna know how to love?
Wanna know how to love? Wanna know how to love?

We found in Christ
Wondrous, unique
Loooooooooooooooooooooooove!

My, my, my, my!
My, my, my, my!
Whoa!

Check your ego
Don't wanna be a fragile man
Hey! Oh! Hey! Oh! Hey! Oh!
Oooooooooooooooh
Oh-oh! Oh-oh! Oh-oh! Oh-oh!
Oh my, love's great!

Keep pursuin' it, baby — keep pursuin' it, baby
Keep pursuin' it, baby — I keep pursuin' it, baby
Uhhh
Uhhh ohhhhhhhh

1 Corinthians 13:4-7
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.