Lyrics

And the Crippled Will Walk ...
Parody of "And the Cradle Will Rock ..." performed by Van Halen and written by Michael Anthony, Alex Van Halen, Eddie Van Halen & David Lee Roth
(John 11:45-53, 12:19; Matthew 11:5-6, 21:8-16, 26:3-5, 27:27-44, 28:1-15; Luke 12:37-40; Job 21:3)

Owww!
Oh yeah, fed up!
Owwww!
Oh! Oh!

Well, they say it's kinda frightening
How this young, new Galilean speaks
You know, it's more or less some new translation
Well, the Kid is in the news this week
And He don't conform but acts unique
You know, it's more than just an aberration

And the crippled will walk
Yes, the crippled, the crippled will walk
And I say, walk on — ooh
Walk on

And when some won't go sit back down
They cry, He's runnin' out of bounds!
They say to call the police, "Take Him, boys! Take Him, boys!"
(Call the police, "Take Him, boys!")
And they terminate Him viciously
He winds up dyin' for you and me
But He's not destroyed (undestroyed)
Oww

And the hateful will mock, oww!
And the hateful, the hateful will mock
And I say, mock on
Oh! Say, mock on

Have you seen Jesus' grave?!!

Wow!!!

And once the open grave gets found
They bribe the Romans all around
To say the Galileans faked it, boys, faked it, boys
And so in early days, they disbelieve
And they wind up tryin' to deceive
But it's null and void
His foes aren't overjoyed

And the faithful will flock
Yes, the faithful, the faithful will flock
I say, flock on!
Hey!
Flock on!
Flock on! Flock's comin'
(Flock on) It's inevitable; news breaks out
Ow-ooh!
(Flock on) Wow! (And on) This is the Savior
I said (Flock on) Come! (Flock on!) (Man!) Flock on!
(Flock on) Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
(Flock on) Ohhh! Uhhh! Uhhh!
Uhh! (Flock on) Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhh!
(Flock on) Uhhhaaaahh!
(Flock on)
(Flock on)

Matthew 28:12-14
When the chief priests had met with the elders and devised a plan, they gave the soldiers a large sum of money, telling them, “You are to say, ‘His disciples came during the night and stole him away while we were asleep.’ If this report gets to the governor, we will satisfy him and keep you out of trouble.”